Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Hayden, You're The One Who Needs A Wake Up Call
As if the song wasn't bad enough, Hayden Panatroll had to release a video for this "Stars are Blind" knock-off. Watch this shit with the sound turned off, because her troll yodeling gave me a headache that lasted for hours. The bitch can't even sing "DRANKS" right. It's DRANKS, not "DRAAAAANKSS."
It's not right that she's trying to be sexy. It makes me feel uncomfortable and it should be illegal. It's like soft-core troll porn. It's only missing Mini-Me and his lizard tongue.
VIA ONTD
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Somewhere, Flipper is crying, and swimming towards Japan.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Lemme guess. Directed by Paris Hilton? It's actually hard to watch (I didn't the first time - I'm a 5 seconds or less girl - but then I wanted to know about this tube.
Honestly, I think she could actually be good but it's all so hideous there's no way to prove it.
And someone asked about the toothpaste - I sometimes do that when I'm clubbing. I carry toothpaste if I eat or drink - rub it on my teeth but then I rinse cuz... EW. Then, of course, I need new lipstick - I guess they just didn't have the time but really needed to let you that it happens sometimes.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
There's a deli in New York that serves a delicious baby seal on rye.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
She needs to be slapped with a wet baby seal.
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No se puede vivir con tanto veneno.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on July 16, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by BerlinBetty on July 16, 2008 - 6:21pm.
It's whitening toothpaste.
That made me laugh. Kind of a let down like "Drink More Olvaltine" in a Christmas Story.
wtf...
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
didn't i already warn about this shit?!... that's it!... strappin' dynamite to kittens!... it's on your head, Hayden!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
The video makes the song so much more enjoyable. I would like to ask her out for some draaaaaanks.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh I HATE little-girly, baby voices! Keep it the nursery where it belongs, Hayden.
Just because someone thinks you can act doesn't mean you can sing.
Submitted by BerlinBetty on July 16, 2008 - 6:21pm.
It's whitening toothpaste.
YOU BITCHES OWE ME FOR THIS! I had to watch the video MORE than once, but I figured it out. Sort of. The tube either says ELGYDIUM or EIGYDIUM. I have no idea what that is. Look it up, I have to go drill my ears out.
*FOR MENTAL CONSUMPTION ONLY
It's a shiteous song and she can't sing, but I do think she's a beautiful girl. I hope she gets fat. ;P
This song would not be half bad if only Paris Hilton hadn't already sung it 2 years ago!!LOL!!
Her singing is not terrible. People with worse voices have been successful. If only she had the right material/song. This is the kind of vapid, silly shit that everyone will forget or no one will notice, IMO.
Wow. I thought Horsie Montag was bad.
I was wrong. So, so wrong.
What the hell are these people thinking?!?!!?!?
It's the same robotic vocal enhancements, the same wretched beat, intolerable "lyrics", and the same rolling around the floor like a Siamese in heat. (My apologies to the Siamese lovers.)
This video is about as "sexy" as the tape my 14 year-old cousin made in 1993, posing and acting all sultry-like to "Wicked Game". She looked like she was experiencing a four-minute seizure. She'll never live it down.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
I love the subtle and poetic lyrics to this song.
"You don't buy me draaaanks ... "Sensual, and yet melodious! Then the pedo remix: "I'm gonna sit on Santa's laaaaap...cuz you don't buy me clothes at Baby Gaaaap..."
Was that toothpaste she was rubbing on her teeth? And why did they show that? What was the significance? Anyone????????????????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
oh sweet jesus no.
Hayden, what have you done to yourself???!!
*scrubs eyes with vinegar*
and @ Little miss...i love your quote about shoes, but...hell no Hayden isn't fat. short, yes. disproportioned, yes (as are most of us). but fat? hell no. she's like a little muscular evil-mutant-fighter.
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I will be honest. I like her singing I really do. I hate every damn thing else. Like the way she uses her singing, for instance. Those words were never really meant to be understood, dontcha know. Whatever respect I had for this troll, and I had a little believe it or not - is gone. Kaput. Smell you later, hunny.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
In less than 4 minutes she managed to look like Britney (right at the opening), followed by Jennifer Love Hewitt in her "I Know What You Did Last Summer" days, then Jessica Simpson with her mouth opened, Mariah Carey while putting on those jeans, Britney again (that HAS to be Britney's pink wig dyed black for the video), Ashlee Simpson (while rapping) and ended it all with Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen's pout. Oy!
This is what happens to ugly kids, who's parents tell them that they are beautiful and special.
Hayden seems to really believe that she is sexy.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Did anyone notice how homegirl looked like Tina Yothers with the black wig on?
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Hells Yeah!!!!
I just vomited up everything I ever ate in my entire life.
But then again, maybe Hayden wants that kind of reaction? So we can all be skinny queens of Hollywood.
I swear to effing GAWD I thought this bitch was really singing the same ass song as Parisite sang a couple years ago! At first I was all "Why is she recreating that song?" And then I realized its her own song. EW MAN.
L♥VE,
PCA
"gggrrrañde culo culo" - La Pequeña
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *maniacal laughter ensues upon watching video* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
But seriously...that's just gross. Who told her she was sexy? Hayden is about as sexy as the turkey sandwich I had for lunch. *barfs*
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Oh my God.
She does not only have an:
1. unfortunate looks,
2. unproportional body,
3. vacant personality
4. average acting skills
but she also
5. can't dance for a toffee (can't move at all!), 6. can't sing
7. Troll is damn too FAT to be on TV!
Every time I see her, I hope that she will diet, but she never does. Oh, you upset me so much, Hayden. I wish Tom Cruise would marry you.
Why some people are parading all the skills in their lifes, where they have no talent? I mean, this girl is completely useless, who put her on TV??? I want my money back!
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Submitted by Omega on July 16, 2008 - 7:29pm.
The Covenant!! *bows* THANKS C Word. His name is Sebastian Stan and I last saw him on "Gossip Girl". Thank you SO much.
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No problem! I was trying to remember where I had seen him before too....
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
What was up with the toothpaste? Huh?
Submitted by The C word on July 16, 2008 - 7:19pm.
The Covenant!! *bows* THANKS C Word. His name is Sebastian Stan and I last saw him on "Gossip Girl". Thank you SO much.
i need a refund for my time wasted on that trash...
"...all that I can say..."
She REALLY looks 13. Thats why it creeps me out that so many men find her so especially attractive. Closet pedos?
Um...no.
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
sorry double post
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by Omega on July 16, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Ok, I saw the video twice (yes I know, kill me now!) but it's all because of the dude in it. I know he is an actor and I know I've seen him recently in some late '90's film where he plays a baddie. Ugh, anyone has any idea who he is? Now I won't be able to rest until I find out his name. *Ok, not really but...*
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I can't believe I remembered this, but he was in that movie about the warlocks...the Coven or something like that.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
OMg she sucks
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
This is the type of shit that brainwashes ten-year olds to become future sluts.
UGH! Put those mini-pecs away, Panatroll.
She has the lips of a Duck billed Platypus, and that's harsh on Duck billed platypuses..
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
Look at that, It's like her video's director just made Panatroll drink 3 gallons of lemonade + laxant to film her squirming while trying to hold it in (obviously without success).
f' hayden, she's a freaky cheerleader .. what i'm more interested in is that piece of a sex tape w/mini dik .. YUCK she was actually moaning .. how the hell can she justify screwing a dude who's the FULL length of her upper upper body? YUCK the lizard tongue the bald head on the no-neck the thought of a pinky dik YUCK
Ok, I saw the video twice (yes I know, kill me now!) but it's all because of the dude in it. I know he is an actor and I know I've seen him recently in some late '90's film where he plays a baddie. Ugh, anyone has any idea who he is? Now I won't be able to rest until I find out his name. *Ok, not really but...*
That was SO bad that my brain is telling my fists to pull out my eyeballs and then as punishment for my hands, to bite off my fingers when I'm done so I will NEVER be able to play this horrendous song again.
Ok, from what I could see (and believe me I struggled to make it all the way through), she bites off Paris, Hilary Duff, and Asslee Simpson. Such role models...man that mess was crap.And will someone please tell me what she was rubbing on her teeth in that one scene, because I don't think my heart can make it through another viewing of that mess to find out. Thx. *kisses*
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
[Submitted by lindseyXann on July 16, 2008 - 4:05pm.
i would be surprised if her album even goes "wood". lol.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 5:11pm.
HAHAHAWWHAWHAWHAAAAAAAA!!!!!]
Lol.
DiamondDawg on July 16, 2008 - 6:45pm.
this is making me think of SABADO GIGANTE! ugh.
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O SHIT D.D.! Don Fransico called and he said he was offended! lmao
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
That should keep the Pedo's happy for a while
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
My husband worked on Heroes for two weeks and quit. He said it's the worst show to work for on television.
What the fuck is wrong with me that i think this chick is sexy as hell? i mean, besides the mini hands, shes hot?> yeah, somethings wrong with me.
I don't get her appeal. She isn't even that attractive. First of all, she has chicken wings and big thighs, her body isn't very proportionate. Secondly, her looks are average, at best. If she didn't spend hundreds of dollars on make-up artists and hair-stylist, nobody would be making such a big deal. Hollywood is bullshit.
So Milo Ventimoron actually sits and bobs head to this "music" and tells her it sounds good? I guess he is a good actor.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
this is making me think of SABADO GIGANTE! ugh.
I was thinking damn the shit has been playing for a heck of a long time and it was only half way over. Ugh.
People who work on Heroes were not allowed to say anything if they saw Hayden (pre-18) and Milo "canoodling" on set.