Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Hayden, You're The One Who Needs A Wake Up Call
As if the song wasn't bad enough, Hayden Panatroll had to release a video for this "Stars are Blind" knock-off. Watch this shit with the sound turned off, because her troll yodeling gave me a headache that lasted for hours. The bitch can't even sing "DRANKS" right. It's DRANKS, not "DRAAAAANKSS."
It's not right that she's trying to be sexy. It makes me feel uncomfortable and it should be illegal. It's like soft-core troll porn. It's only missing Mini-Me and his lizard tongue.
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She is giving the dead eyes thru the whole video. Isn't she suppose to be an actress?
Poor little dwarf....she's trying SO hard to be sexy and it just isn't working.
why in god's name does she look like a 40 year old cougar? the music is terrible. i'm ashamed for her.
She's cute except for her eyes and forehead. Who's her market supposed to be? My guess was 10 to 12yo girls except that the lyrics are something like, "just because you bed me, you think you don't have to work." wtf
Paris Hilton directed this shit? Because it totally looks like something she'd do!! That's trashy!!! And who told her: 1- that she can sing, 2- that she can dance 3- that she's HOT!
Run, Milo, Run!
Submitted by Soy on July 16, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Even the 12-year olds on YouTube who typ3 lyk3 dizz are saying this shit sucks.
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Okay, fucking DYING laughing here=)) Damn you all are funny as fuck today!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I think VH1 plays the videos in between episodes of Rock of Love and Flav's show.
This is a giant spiral downwards into a Z-list career.
So... this is a rip off of Rhianna's voice, Paris' beat, and looks like every other blonde, slutty popstar out there. Great. More of what we need to the "music" industry. Even the 12-year olds on YouTube who typ3 lyk3 dizz are saying this shit sucks.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Why do they even make videos anymore? Where are the played? They sure aren't played on MTV.
Um. Is she *trying* to ruin her career?
Wow. OK. That was bad.
Submitted by jim on July 16, 2008 - 3:21pm.
MRS. KRAVITZ YOU MUST DRINK BEER AT THE BEACH
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I must? OK, darling, if you say so.
Call me?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
ICK. So very, very bad, on so many levels.
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I love twinks! ;)
MRS. KRAVITZ YOU MUST DRINK BEER AT THE BEACH, AND I BET THAT POOR SEAL DIED AFTER LISTENING TO THIS LITTLE FAT TROLL SING!!
My ears...my poor abused ears.
My eyes...my poor scarred eyes.
i'd rather listen to paris. and that's not saying much.
Ummm no.
That sounds like Asshole Simpson "music"
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WHAT in the name of Hiro Nakamura was THAT SHIT??? What was she putting in her mouth with her finger? Why was she wearing Suri's hair? Was she actually rapping and punching around like a gangsta OH MY GOD MY EYES AND EARS ARE BLEEDING!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 16, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Sadness. What beach, Mrs. K?
Golden Gardens in Ballard. Elliot Bay.
Nice place.
Minch had a blast.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Off Topic...I want to fuck the balls off Gordon Ramsay!He can slap my ass and call me a DONKEY!!!
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
Hmmm, I wonder if she trades sex for tracks too.... nah!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
You know you're in bad shape if your video is ripping off Hilary Duff's.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 16, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Go back to saving the damn whales.
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Speaking of whales...
I went to the beach last night ansd I saw a dead seal
True story.
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Sadness. What beach, Mrs. K?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
You know, the positive side of me thought the video would help the song, but somehow it makes it worse.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by lindseyXann on July 16, 2008 - 4:05pm.
i would be surprised if her album even goes "wood". lol.
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HAHAHAWWHAWHAWHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Candypants on July 16, 2008 - 3:09pm.
She looks 12 and can't sing for shit, so tell me WHY did anybody decide this work of bumshittery was a good idea?
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Must've been something somebody said at the focus group.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
WHY did anybody decide this work of bumshittery was a good idea?
Bitch, you look 12 - why are you whining about draaaaanks??
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 16, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Go back to saving the damn whales.
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Speaking of whales...
I went to the beach last night ansd I saw a dead seal
True story.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Ok, so she seriously says "you think because you bag me, you don't have to work at all"???
Go back to saving the damn whales.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I think my soul just died a little after listening to that.
Also: She's built like Rachael Ray. Not a good thing.
1980 called and the Solid Gold dancers are pissed, give the jacket back Hayden!
*barfs*
i couldn't watch anymore after she started rapping. seriously?
first lindsay lohan[even though i own both of her albums], then paris hitlon, then ali lohan and now hayden? isn't rumer willis also working on an album?!
i would be surprised if her album even goes "wood". lol.
who's next?!
the world is officially coming to an end.
she really doesn't pull out the sexy...
she's a pretty cute troll but she's not sexy at all...
and listen I am a wonky troll so I should approve and cheer, but no, its not even good enough for wonky troll selfesteem.
It made me feel sad.
The only good part about this fuckery is the pink frame around the video.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
lol.
i lasted 30 secs.
boring.
Did anyone mention that this sounds an awful lot like Paris Hilton's song?
Now I have to go back and hear her "rap" and see her looking like a fat Katie Holmes. Thanks, guys
It's embarrassing to watch how she's hamming it up trying to look sexy. It would be like watching Wonky McValtrex turn down a good lay.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
It looks like it hurts her to sing, like she is being pained by doing such action. Well, it hurts us too Hayden! EAR RAPE!
Stop playing, you guys. I'm sure she made this for those whales she's trying to save. *throws back shot of Jeger*
When trolls attack (with shitty music they neither wrote, nor can perform live without lip-syncing).
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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doesn't anyone tell her that she can't sing?!
i think its time to.
Just......gross..
and 4 Non Blondes is what it would sound like if a horse could sing.
Bitch looks like Tina Yothers in that black wig.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 2:46pm.
I have a girl crush on her and I've never even seen a picture of her
I am beautiful in every single way
Words can't bring me down.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Eck! Another skank who thinks she's hot. With video's like that, I expect she'll be serving up burgers at McD's any day now.
Who does she think her audience is? She's NOT sexy AT ALL but obviously she thinks that she is. TOTAL LOSER SKANK!
MrsK..."what's up?" is SUCH a fun song to sing!
Linda Perry is a very talented producer....
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 2:39pm.
No Doubt "I'm just a girl"
4 Non Blondes
Linda Perry rocks!!!
Cause I am a superwoman
Yes I am (Yes she is)
Even when I’m a mess
I still put on a vest with an “S” on my chest
Oh yes, I’m a superwoman
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
That looks like a bad Eastern bloc, circa 1980 video with no budget. And who told her she could sing, Helen Keller?
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by Perezs Nemesis on July 16, 2008 - 4:36pm.
The fancy French toothpaste really makes this video super keen
LOL I think that was Desitin from her diaper bag.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 16, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Doesn't she have friends or parents to tell her "sweetie, I love you -- don't do this" ???
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Well, yes...but they were too busy having visions of dollar signs.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.