Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Hayden, You're The One Who Needs A Wake Up Call
As if the song wasn't bad enough, Hayden Panatroll had to release a video for this "Stars are Blind" knock-off. Watch this shit with the sound turned off, because her troll yodeling gave me a headache that lasted for hours. The bitch can't even sing "DRANKS" right. It's DRANKS, not "DRAAAAANKSS."
It's not right that she's trying to be sexy. It makes me feel uncomfortable and it should be illegal. It's like soft-core troll porn. It's only missing Mini-Me and his lizard tongue.
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No Doubt "I'm just a girl"
4 Non Blondes "What's Up"
I love both those songs!
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Oh Lawd I'm finna kill maself with Sizzurp afta lisnin to that shizattt! Sumbudy, hep meeee! Ma dawg gis started howwwlin'!
At least Paris' song was bearable to the point where you could get through it to clown it; this one is just so bad I just felt sorry for her for a minute before I realized she did this to herself for the additional fame she thought it would bring.
Doesn't she have friends or parents to tell her "sweetie, I love you -- don't do this" ???
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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The fancy French toothpaste really makes this video super keen.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
Why do all these hos think they can sing now? It was bad enough when they all decided they were coco chanel.
Sadly, this will be a MONSTER HIT.
How do I know? Every song that I hear for the fist time (I did listen to almost all of it) and am UTTERLY MORTIFIED AND REPULSED at how AWWWWWWWFUL it is turns out to be a huge hit. To wit:
No Doubt "I'm just a girl"
4 Non Blondes "What's Up"
The first Backstreet Boys song where they dress up like vampires in the video or whatever
I could go on, but my track record makes me more depressed than an Oregon winter sky.
Snarkley, Paris Hilton will be singing this to Benji soon.
She will download it on her cell phone and do a drive by when he quits her.
Oh, she will put it on her my space page, too.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Nope, nuh-uh, no way. I'd rather go back and look at Andy Dick's tucked dick than listen to that shit I know is going to make my fuckin' ears bleed.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
For the life of me I can't imagine who the audience for this tripe would be. Maybe dirty old men, but most of them wouldn't know who the hell she is.
She raps and looks like a fat miniature Katie Holmes at the end.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Hi Jim
*waving furiously*
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I can't believe some of you were able to watch past 30 seconds. Thats all I was able to watch.
She raps in it?! I won't even try to watch that much to see how bad it is.
Ack. So bad. So very bad.
I think this would be the perfect re-make for La Pequena.
S/he can do a greatest hits album.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
LMAO jim...
I was thinking the same thing about the jean scene...
That's how I put my fat pants on every morning. I have to lay on the bed.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
kdracofan,
sowwy!! tee hee
have a great night!
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I like how she is STRUGGLING to put her jeans over her FAT TROLL HIPS!! LOOKS LIKE THE BITCH IS GOING BALD TOO!! WELL DONE WEL-TANG!!!
I use to think she was pretty hot.
Now I think she's an annoying skank.
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All Things Must Pass
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DAMN YOU MEL-TaNG for making me come back
but thank you for making me laugh with your version...yours' rocks!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I only listened to it long enough for my s/o to yell, “WTF are you listening to?!”
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I may need to invest in a gun earlier than I had planned. The world is about to end.
This is your wake up call,
Hayden PanaTROLL,
You're like two inches tall,
D-Lister Jim says in no time,
you'll be as fat as a bowling baaaalllllll....
I thought Joey Lawrence was gay?
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Hayden: don't quit your day job.
Yuck yuck barf barf. Absolutely agonizing to watch.
Do we seriously need another "actress" turned singer? I think not.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
jeeeeeeeeeeeelusssssssssssssssssss!
OK OK OK it was horrible, but for the 1st time in my Dlisted history, I was able to watch a video completely.....
what do I get for that? ha?! ha? ha!?
ok ciao for real!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
This tiny skank will be a fat bowling ball by the time she hits 23!!
Listen to the whole thing- 2/3s in, she raps.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
She should be in movies, she certainly has the lack of talent for it..
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
Meh. Not horrid, not great.
The rapping bit was painful, and mean painful.
Where are the ballads of the early 90's? I miss old school Mariah Carey (before the drugs, the ego, blah blah blah) when she just sang her fucking heart out.
We have no up and coming Whitney Houstons, nobody. Ugh.
There are no more singers in the world. Every singer has to make every song danceable, it seems, so even a singer who might be good ends up sounding like everybody else.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I should get some kind of award for making it to 34 seconds.
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
that was SO bad...I think I made it to 20 seconds....GOd , she sucks ASS
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Wow. Troll yodel is an accurate description. I had to stop at Draaaaanks.
I made it to 35 seconds!
I made it to 35 seconds!
I made it to 35 seconds!
WOOHOOO!
*faints*
(what a nightmare!)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!