"He's The Homely One In The Family"
Why is it that the siblings of celebrities almost always look like the food-stamp-version of their brother or sister? I mean, Zac Efron grew up to become such a pretty, pretty, Cover Girl princess and his younger brother....well...not so much. I would throw Paris Hilton's acid jizz at my sister if she was hotter than my ass. The few people that have said, "Oh, sorry. Your sister is hotter," have immediately been put on my "Bitches to NOT save in a fire" list.
Zac is extremely close to losing his Cover Girl tiara, because a true Cover Girl does not attend events looking like John Travolta's lubed-up butt ball. Homegirl needs to blot and powder. He's at the ESPY Awards, so he was probably trying to be all manly and shit. Lezzie, please!
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is that coke dust ???
I think his brother's cute. He looks like a boy that will grow up and look like an actual man, not a fembot like his brother. He revolts me. Any man who gets a nose job or any work done for that matter is not a man. Oh what I would do to see someone bitch slap him in his girly grill. God, in like 20 years there will be no real men left. They will all have died off and replaced w/ these hybrid men. I feel sorry for my daughter.
Zac looks like my boy, Brent Corrigan (see avatar)! <3
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At some point during the festivities...
it looks like Zac ditched his lil bro so that he could hang out with everyone's favorite high-pitched soccer/football player...
and "fellow" "stubble enthusiast"
http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/gossip/celebp/20080717_espy/photo...
Wow. This kid is gay.
Submitted by Justina on July 17, 2008 - 10:31am.
Take a good look at the brother. That is what Zac's nose looked like BEFORE THE NOSE JOB.
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Justina, I think I agree with you. Zac's face is just too... GAHHHHHH!!!!!! Even with the chin pubes. He fools NO ONE.
His lil' bro will ultimately age better. He hasn't abused his hair with the flat iron and the daily dye job. I like the smirk on his face. He knows something about his brother that we already know... And he knows that we know that he knows.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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ooo, i think his brother is cute! in a very young justin bateman family ties sort of way, or whatever show he was on.
aaah, I think his brother is cute actually.
At least his brother's head is the right size for his body.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Hmph. At least Michael Kutcher has a drinking buddy now.
Ahhhhhhhhhh i'm going to hell. Michael has CP.
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Did God invent us, or did we invent God? - Izzard
HER brother is cute.
His brother is cute.
This is an easy one to remedy.
All that needs to be done is a nose job/eye lift combo and *bam*...
instant hotter sister, a la Asslee Simpson
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Take a good look at the brother. That is what Zac's nose looked like BEFORE THE NOSE JOB.
I'm almost twice Zacs age and he makes my loins quiver. He probably doesn't like quivering female loins, though.
His brother is going to be much cuter than he is. He already is.
Zac is prettier than me. Damnit.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
They both look like they're still waiting for puberty to hit. Zac looks like he's about 5'2 on a good day. Creepy and gross.
Thank God I have brothers who cannot compete with my beauty. lol
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Zack's not pretty. That's obviously what good contouring can do for somebody. Well, not so good since you can tell. Hell, with the right makeup anybody can look beautiful.
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zac's brother looks like a girl...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
That's a dude?????
[[shudders]]
I thought it was Rumer's long-lost twin sister.
The few people that have said, "Oh, sorry. Your sister is hotter," have immediately been put on my "Bitches to NOT save in a fire" list.
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They obviously haven't seen your sisters hairy nipples yet, MK. :p
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Zac is pretty as hell.
His brother looks like a gayelle. SamRo better watch her woman around him. He's the best of both worlds!!!
Loozer.. OMG that'd be hilarious if she's named Jan.. I bet she went into the nearest bathroom and put on one of those Huge afro's to get noticed, Like Jan did at that Dance.. Bwahaha
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Children and young adults should be taught to wash their faces before they leave the house!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
In a few years his bro will probably look a lot better looking. His baby face should grow up soon.
Zac,Zac, Zac. It's always Zac. Why doesn't anyone notice me?
If the brother's name is "Jan", it would be hilarious.
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They both look like chics that are trying to be bulls to me. Yet, I do like the fact that Zac is looking a little more studly with the whiskers...but that silverfish suit HAS GOT TO GO.
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Spice up your life and titty slap somebody.
There's something totally not attractive about a guy having a pointy tipped nose, ala Michael Jackson (and Zac Efron). Waaaaay too feminine.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I find the brother more attractive. At least he is a discernible BOY.
I swear this little twink has had some plastic surgery, too.
orange tang!
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There is some serious estrogen mixing in with the boy genes of that family. Bleh. How can anybody think that's attractive (and I mean straight women).
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Bwahahaha @ MK for saying Lezzie Please! Now that's funny stuff!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
girlfriend needs a SPATULA to remove the pounds of cake-up....nast.
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Is chick wearing her church outfit from when she was 8.. Look at the sleeves..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Jeez, this looks like the appropriate place to repost this, for those who have not seen it. I love that Piggez's last name is Lavendaria. How appropriate!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0715081perez1.html
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Kinda got that k.d. lang look working there on her brother...
Ive always thought Zack was gross, to 'girly'. His brother has nice eyes, there just may be potential there.
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