Raging Homo
Katie Price has obviously been rifling through Peter Andre's closet again. This bitch is the gayest feather duster I've ever seen in my life. She probably comes complete with a Liberace soundtrack. I've seen brokedown showgirls in Laughlin, NV look classier.
Katie has become known for "dressing up" to book signings. Yes, I said book signings. Her third novel "Angel Uncovered" is out in the UK. You know what's sadder than this outfit? The fact that I've read her last two books. I must say, they weren't bad. But this is coming from a dumb bitch who thinks Jackie Collins is the next Tolstoy.
Here's more pictures of Katie at her book signing today and also pictures of Katie out last night with her sister and main gay. Her titties look like they've been through a couple of wars. Bruised, traumatized and scarred! They need a hug. Katie also didn't wear her wedding ring, but fret not! It probably just got stuck up Peter Andre's ass while she was finger banging him. It will stay up there for a few years. Peter's ass muscles are no joke.
Wenn
She thinks she's hot shit, but if you look close enough, you realize she looks like Pete Wentz in a wig.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
oh my ,, I LOVE this post,,,
Katie and Peter are my favorite Brit's,,,
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totally entertaining,,
couldn't ask for more!!!
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Nice camel toe cover-up.
What a fucking tranny, actually a tranny has more class than this hooker...
Kate looks so sexy with the dress. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Is this skank serious with this circus outfit???
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17,
well, class runs in the Price family.....Mom and Dad must be very proud.
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R U kidding?!?! They are kvelling!!!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Klassy
fucking. love. it. the. most.
i'm so glad Katie is out and about again. she's so fucking entertaining!!!!
"one look at her face and I get so maaaaaad"
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Does Jordan have bad skin? She is a very attractive woman, so why else would she feel the need to slap on the war paint?
Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 7:53am.
Her sister seems equally tasteful and well dressed.
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well, class runs in the Price family.....Mom and Dad must be very proud.
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"...got so sick of crying, so just lately, when I catch myself, I do a 180...."
- Amy Winehouse "Wake Up Alone"
Her sister seems equally tasteful and well dressed.
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No se puede vivir con tanto veneno.
Her books are no better (or worse, depending on your point of view) than Jackie Collins', so let the skank pay some bills.
As you can see, her titties need a touch-up.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 4:00pm.
lace covered camel toe just screams classy.
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darling, of course it does. no one with a tiara like that could be anything but klassy.
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Somewhere, a gay ostrich is crying.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
If she's going for the crazy lady look she can always look into wearing a wedding dress to various events.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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An outfit only Bob Mackie could love.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Yikes. Probably the only book signing in history where there was a dick-sucking contest. Yes, Peter entered.
Big bird in drag.
Didn't Coco Chanel say you could never go wrong with an outfit that highlights your crotch?
That's Janice Dickinson, silly goose.
lace covered camel toe just screams classy.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Yeah, like a straight guy would marry a woman who looks like a tranny...
The face she's making in the close up of her holding the books seems to say "Oh, you want pictures of the books too? Well make it quick."
HA!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Is she doing a Narnia porno? The Cocks, the Dicks and the Homos?
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Who wears eye makeup like that? Oh, that's right, pornhags .
I so want to wear that very outfit into work and give the entire office a heart attack!!!!!!!!
Maybe for Halloween!
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~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Good Lord, she's really reaching here
the fut thing around her neck and the crown are just so over the top.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
jordan must be running low on funds, so it's time to break out those ridic boobs to make some money....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Well, I have to hand it to her. She works for it. She is kind of like Celine Dion. People go to her expecting an extravaganza, and she gives it to them. I find it kind of touching that she would put that much effort into a book signing.
Finally, the WMD's have been found. I think I'll be changing my siggie now.
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Spice up your life and titty slap somebody.
She's the Pam Anderson of England, but I guess she's better at marriage, well, somewhat!
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Katie/Jordan is morphing into Janice Dickinson!
You can really see it in the 2 row--3 photo.
No wonder poor Harvey goes cross-eyed at times. He is trying to blur out the tranny mess claiming to be his mother.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
There's a sad bitch who never got over playing 'dress up' with daddy's 'going out' clothes.
Someone call Matel! Here's the model for their new "Sexual confusion Barbie" comes with three tacky outfits, one suit and two sets of interchangeable naughty bits, male and female.
Love the crown. Not over the top at all.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I find my self having a hard time not staring at her crotch region when she is wearing that ensemble.. Its just, so.. 'There'!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
I wonder how Jordan could possibly find the time to sit down and write a book with all of her desperate cries for atteneton... could it be... ghostwriting? Um, yes I think so. If I were the one who really wrote a Jordan novel I wouldn't want to put my name on it either.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Someone has been to Diana Ross' garage sale, haven't they?
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Whatever. Peter seems to be totally dedicated to her and the children,that is rare these days.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
hot shit! ha ha ha ha ha ha
this is too amazinGGGGG for coffee ha ha ha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Tranny alert!
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