Ronnie Goes To Rehab
61-year-old Ronnie Wood checked his old ass into the tank yesterday, weeks after he ran away with some 20-year-old slut!
Ronnie spokesbitch confirmed it, “Following Ronnie’s continued battle with alcohol he has entered a period of rehab.” Ronnie was reportedly drinking up to 2 bottles of vodka a day. Ronnie also wants to save his marriage of 23 years, but his wifey isn't having it. Jo Wood refuses to visit him and will only talk to his crater face once he sobers up. Jo has also left England to get her shit together in Barcelona.
Even though Ronnie wants his wife back, he's still talking to Ekaterina Ivanova. The Mirror claims he tried to smuggle in a cell phone just so he could text her. Please tell me he didn't hide the phone in his pepaw hole. Naw, that wouldn't work. It would just keep slipping out.
Why does he need to go to rehab? The Rolling Stones signed a deal with Lucifer. They are immortal. I mean, Keith Richards has been walking the earth for at least 300 years.
ron wood is only 61?
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The ear on the left, (his right), looks like a replacement.
I think the tongue is just sunken in or recessed, in the center, from dehydration. No quality fluids, the past two weeks.
What in the blue fuck is that on his tongue?!
According to one source, Ron invited Katerina to his mansion in Ireland, so she could pose nude for photos for 300 pounds/day.....$600.00 US/day. Then, the drinking escalated, and it dragged out to weeks of photography. He needed to get the perfect shot or shots, of what, I'm not sure, maybe the vodka ingestion.
Jo Wood has a successsful line of organic bath and beauty products. She doesn't need him.
The Rolling Stones still plan to finish their tour, which was interupted when Keith Richards fell out of a tree. Life could only be so exciting for the AARP crowd.
They're calling it rehab, but actually it's just moulting time for Ronnie. He sheds his skin and eats it. Then he emerges as good as new.
Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ?
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Submitted by The C word on July 17, 2008 - 7:55am.
Or keeps them in Grey Goose? I know what you're saying, but I could think of 1,000 things to do each day with their kind of money.
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I hope the wife dumps him. Being sober won't change the fact that he's a philandering, selfish prick.
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Oh who cares, it is obvious to me that rehab has never worked for him, look at his face! And then look at his teeth, is he getting messages from some alien planet!
Fuck me two bottles of vodka a day? Couple of weeks of that shit and he would be pissing his pants and soiling his knickers pretty much every two hours or so! I must say this is one ugly dude and I were his wife I would dump his sorry, ugly white ass, take half his money and find me some young shit myself!
i love how in the photo below this post heidi klum looks like she's all, "aaaaaaaaah!"
and then poor old ronnie gets a look at her and then he's all, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
i've just been scrolling up and down to see their reactions to each other's expressions
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Jesus, how do these guys do it? After 20 years of very heavy drinking, I got cirrhosis and a liver transplant at the age of 39. But they just keep on going like the damn Engergizer Bunny. Definitely take Richards with you, Ronnie. 'Cause I'm sick of your blatant alcoholism and herion use in the face of those who bodies don't stand up as well. Count your blessing that your body has held up as well as it has, and stop pushing your luck.
I didn't know Peepaws even knew what texting was.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 10:48am.
The Stones' touring in their dotage is a whole notha topic. I guess only 3 of the original members are left, right? They're really, really old and look it. And they haven't had a good CD in 25 years. They don't need the money.... So why?
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Guess it gives them a reason to get up in the morning...?
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 10:46am.
I work with a guy like that, angel.
He seemed to be holding it together at work but in the last few months we've watched him decline (refused to admit he has a problem or to accept the help offered).
It's at the point now where he has been costing the company $$ and his job is on the line.
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look at this.. Funny stuff what this nickyhilton personality said to me.. LMAO!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Remember that episode of South Park where Rod Stewart was brought in to perform a concert and he was really old and in a wheelchair and kept moaning and groaning and pooping his pants? Well, that'll be the Rolling Stones in just a few years if they keep touring.
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I hope they have therapists, for him to dealwith his attraction to little girls too.
he's disgusting.
I agree Sheeps, they need to give up the touring...
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Submitted by The C word on July 17, 2008 - 7:44am.
The Stones' touring in their dotage is a whole notha topic. I guess only 3 of the original members are left, right? They're really, really old and look it. And they haven't had a good CD in 25 years. They don't need the money.... So why?
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No se puede vivir con tanto veneno.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 10:39am.
C Word: Exactly. But once you're that pickled for that long, you've already done permanent damage to your liver, heart, brain, etc. I've known some serious alkies who just kept getting dumber and dumber as more cells died.
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Oy. Heardat. I got a friend who a (mildly functioning) drunk. You can't tell unless you know him...until recently, anyway. (Don't ask how I have a friend like that - it's a long story.) But everyone in the hood knows he's more drunk when he's sober and if he is sober, he doesn't stay that way very long. Anyhow...the last few years have been scary - it's not just dumb. He's really paranoid - talking about the people watching us all the time and he does that thing: "Where you off to?" "o just to the veggie store" "O yeah? Where you off to?" It's weird.
Give him this tho - at 70 he doesn't look a day over 50.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 10:39am.
C Word: Exactly. But once you're that pickled for that long, you've already done permanent damage to your liver, heart, brain, etc. I've known some serious alkies who just kept getting dumber and dumber as more cells died.
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So true, Sheeps.
I heard that Mick Jagger had to beg him to enter rehab before their 2002(?) tour.
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Funny stuff posters. Every comment made me LOL.
Is there a rehab for teeth?
C Word: Exactly. But once you're that pickled for that long, you've already done permanent damage to your liver, heart, brain, etc. I've known some serious alkies who just kept getting dumber and dumber as more cells died.
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The booze is probably keeping him alive: pickling always makes things last longer.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
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He needs peepaw chasing young girls rehab.
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