Thursday, July 17th 2008
Gayelle Air Kisses
So did HoHan catch SamRo's air kiss or did she just let it linger? Because if you don't catch air kisses, they will find someone to land on. Some random bitch is probably wondering why they smell like patchouli, tuna tartare and cedar chips. That's what HoHan's coochie smells like. Wait, maybe SamRo is smelling her fingers. Eau de FireLezz.
And just because HoHan is licking labia now, doesn't mean she can't shave her stems. Although, I like the way her leg hairs glimmer like a little lesbian peach in the sunlight.
Speaking of lesbian peaches, which one of you smart ass bitches sent HoHan a FRUIT basket to her set? I told you! You're supposed to send Gay Al Reynolds the FRUIT basket. HoHan gets the basket of tools and flannel!
Wenn



two happy fugs are nice to see, but Lindsay has officially lost any attraction.
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Please give it up already. This is a couple that make me sick.... Like Britney and K-fed, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson.... it is a trainwreck waiting to happen.
No mention of the shrieking, bearded, flamer-homo in the white boots behind her!?!?!?!?
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I don't see the leg hair, but I couldn't miss that savage tan she's got going on.
I usually can't stand Lindsay, but she does seem happier and more level headed when she's with SamRo.
Maybe Sam just supplies the good stuff. Who knows.
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Okay, I think I may have a grasp on this now. The problem is all we ever see are the pics. and the hype... so it's hard to determine what's really going on.
BOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG....
NEXT!!!!
a girl having a fling/relationship with a girl doesnt make her gay or even bisexual.
most homosexuals have had relationships with the opposite sex...... but they are still gay!
whats up with the captions " we eat pussy" ive been seeing on these blogs?
kind of crass, imo.
ok this is my much sought-after assessment of this relationship:
I think first and foremost they are good friends, I think Sam did the whole drunken at the gas station pics thing to show her friend how fucked up she really is, and right after that, Linds got help. After Rehab Take 3 she pretty much cut off everyone she was prev. associated with, but NOT the person who let her get photographed all fucked up? LL has said before how terrified she is of being alone, and the only person who seems to have been there for her, with no personal interest is SamRo, so she clings to her, I think. I do believe there is a sexual side to their relationship because Linds has gone gayelle before, but I think this thing with SamRo is a unique thing and that Lindsay is not really lesbian for good.
Either way, she seems happier than she has been in a long while and obviously cares for Sam, so I say Go team Gayelle!
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biggest bunch of fake muffin bumpers.
yawn.
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still contemplating this.....
SamRo is the best thing that ever happened to Lindsay.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personals ID on wealthy men personals site """""AffluentBachelors . c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 12:16pm.
But Lindsay is a stoned, messed-up slut, with little self-control. I can't believe she and SamRo aren't lovers.
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But Lindsay is a stoned, messed-up slut, with little self-control. I can't believe she and SamRo aren't lovers.
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Although I'm sure Ronson fisted Lindsay a few times and she may have liked it, I think Hohan is all about some publicity.
If it weren't for this mini episode of 'The L Word', no one would even be discussing her.
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on July 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Um, If I were Lohan I would try to find someone a little more attractive then Sam-rut-ro-raggy.
If they are gayelles WTF does Lohan see in her? Im seriously clueless...someone explain the insanity to me...
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I'll give you this: I think SamRo's cuter than she photographs. And Lindsay's no prom-queen, if you know what I mean.
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O, I see now - we had, in fact, begun to contemplate it.
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Um, If I were Lohan I would try to find someone a little more attractive then Sam-rut-ro-raggy.
If they are gayelles WTF does Lohan see in her? Im seriously clueless...someone explain the insanity to me...
Do you think Lilo believes she has a space ship waiting for her and speaks "alien", like Anne did (does)? Talk about needing a camera ready!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 9:06am.
Maybe she's just lookin' fer luv in all the wrong places?
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Or WORSE! And I can't believe we've yet to contemplate it: She's messing with SamRo's head for publicity.
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Ok...let me rephrase...Lindsey is NOT GAY!! That girl LOVES herself some dick. She may be dabbling....but seriously I think her side in all of this is fake. Sucks for SamRo if she has feelings for Lindsey....but they are probably both in on this "joke". These hollywood bitches will do ANYTHING to stay relevant.
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...she might even pull and "Anne Heche" and go back to dick.
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Oh, she will. It's just a matter of time. This relationship is going to end badly--probably with law enforcement intervention. I just hope somebody has a camera handy on that fateful day.
@ Sheeps-
Well, see, that's what I question...whether or not they REALLY have a relationship. Nobody truly knows. That's what they could be faking in order to get publicity. Because right now, that's the only thing keeping Lilo in the limelight.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I agree with you Sheeps....I say "ghey" , even if it's just for the moment....
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SamRo is undoubtedly ghey, right? And she and Lindsay seem to have a relationship, right? So, while Lindsay may be unsure or uncommitted about her sexuality, I don't see how we can debate her gayness.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 17, 2008 - 11:56am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 11:54am.
NOT GAY!!! I swear...this is the biggest crock of shit i have ever seen. If she didnt do this shit, she would be totally out of the tabs. No one would give a shizz about her.
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50% of me thinks like you. Bitch needs all the publicity she can get
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Same here, Nova...
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 11:54am.
NOT GAY!!! I swear...this is the biggest crock of shit i have ever seen. If she didnt do this shit, she would be totally out of the tabs. No one would give a shizz about her.
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50% of me thinks like you. Bitch needs all the publicity she can get
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita
I don't know though...If these two are in fact bumping firecrotches, and they "fall in love" it could be that Linds is one of those "I hate men" mentalities, and who knows, she might even pull and "Anne Heche" and go back to dick.
Linds always struck me as one of those dirty hos who like a peen in there all the time...not rubber/strap-ons, but the real deal
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita
We sinkholes get around.
Hohan has a sinkhole, SAMro has a small ravine.
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NOT GAY!!! I swear...this is the biggest crock of shit i have ever seen. If she didnt do this shit, she would be totally out of the tabs. No one would give a shizz about her.
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I guess so Slutts!
or sinkholes are contagious....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 8:47am.
I was nowhere near Pasadena last night.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 11:47am.
we have a sinkhole here in Pasadena today!
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What??? Are you saying that someone from Texas was visiting in Pasadena today?
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I think if SaRo would do something with that hair she wouldnt look as bad. Those long dark roots against the blonde.. not pretty. Pick a color and stick with it, and for Judy Garland's sake DITCH THE HAT!
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I can't comment on this gayelle romance. I'm still in shock that LiLo actually got another job??
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I hope it's true but I still don't trust it. To be honest, there was always something earthy about SamRo (no, not just that she looks like she lives in a cave) that made me wonder why she was, at all, attracted to Lindsay. Mebbe she can make her into a real girl. It's gonna take a while.
Also. If true, I think it's real romantic how Lindsay went out and got all busted up in Italy and wherever, sleeping around and shit...I just remember that Italy pic of her in a robe, smoking on the balcony. And now when she's with SamRo, I can picture her thinking: What the fuck am I doing? And the rest was history (as they say).
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Hey Slutts, Nitty and DeeDee:
we have a sinkhole here in Pasadena today!
Did you see that Sheeps? hehee
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
I read an interview of Lindsay's where she says she hates her legs....why the hell is she always flaunting them in short shorts, miniskirts and dresses?
I wish she'd cover them up- I don't like them either.
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 17, 2008 - 8:42am.
Exactly. She went home to update her resume with "Consulted with Ms. Lindsay Lohan re pending creative project."
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Shit, I have the same shoes as Linds. I feel dirty :{
Oh how I wish LiLo was the young starlet Tommy Girl chose as his beard! LiLo would be back in rehab, Suri would be in foster care and Tommy would be at the scieno celeb center on 24 hour thetan removal watch.
Samantha Ronson sort of strikes me as a person who looks and behaves like someone ten or even fifteen years younger than she really is.
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Hahahaah oh fuck every time I see a picture of James Haven it seems there is no way he talks in anything but the third person and talks about being under the spell of Angie.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 10:39am.
I like the fruit-basket-delivery girl
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I noticed her too, Sheeps. She's a cutie. And probably wants to direct! HA!
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 11:39am.
Ruh oh.. I better rethink my greetings!
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Don't you even think about it. Your butterfly kisses are what make the world go round.
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hehehe Slutts, I have to say as a lickee, I always feel happier and calmer after!
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
I don't care who Lilo is with personally, whether it's SamRo or Andy Dick. Well, I'd care if it was Christian Bale but the love of my life would never do that.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?