Thursday, July 17th 2008
Gayelle Air Kisses
So did HoHan catch SamRo's air kiss or did she just let it linger? Because if you don't catch air kisses, they will find someone to land on. Some random bitch is probably wondering why they smell like patchouli, tuna tartare and cedar chips. That's what HoHan's coochie smells like. Wait, maybe SamRo is smelling her fingers. Eau de FireLezz.
And just because HoHan is licking labia now, doesn't mean she can't shave her stems. Although, I like the way her leg hairs glimmer like a little lesbian peach in the sunlight.
Speaking of lesbian peaches, which one of you smart ass bitches sent HoHan a FRUIT basket to her set? I told you! You're supposed to send Gay Al Reynolds the FRUIT basket. HoHan gets the basket of tools and flannel!
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aw. how cute they are. I should totally write a poem or something to celebrate their love.
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No, he's not a homosexual. He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure. - MK
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 17, 2008 - 11:38am.
Licking labia seems to agree with Lohan
Generally speaking, licking labia agrees with most everyone.....especially the lickee. Well, I'm sure that I read that somewhere.
~~~~~~~~ Ive never been the licker, but Ive certainly enjoyed being the lickee!
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
I like the fruit-basket-delivery girl and Patrick Aufdenkamp.
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No se puede vivir con tanto veneno.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 17, 2008 - 11:27am.
I don't know, I still don't have enough proof that they're gay.
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Seriously? Do you go around holding hands and kissing your lesbian friends?
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Ruh oh.. I better rethink my greetings!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by Snoogle on July 17, 2008 - 11:30am.
Licking labia seems to agree with Lohan
Generally speaking, licking labia agrees with most everyone.....especially the lickee. Well, I'm sure that I read that somewhere.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
♪ Do you have to...do you have to...Do you have to let it linger ♫
Every time I hear the word linger, I sing that song. Yeah, say it...DORK! lol
Aww. Them two are the cutest gayelles!!! They are starting to grow on me....*flicks fake tear off left eye*
I mean it tho. The orange tan must give SamRo a rash on the mouth, cuz Lindz laid off it. lol
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita
or this one?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/23/article-1021472-015A8609000005...
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Ahhh! Love is in the air, along with Hohans "not so fresh feeling". The queef queen does seem to be looking and functioning much better though.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 11:27am.
ah, they are pretty cute...I like them together....wow, that was nice of me to say....hehee
~~~~~~PSL: You and I must have drank from the same punch bowl this morning, I too am feeling 'nice' today... and frankly that terrifies me. ha ha ha
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 11:30am.
Yeah, that's the kind of proof I need, LOL. Sam is definitely gay, but I could easily see Linds faking this whole thing for media attention. After all, her last name IS Lohan.
Does this help?
(OOPS!)
http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/lindsay_loha...
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by meadowgirl on July 17, 2008 - 11:31am.
When your in LOOooooOOOOOveyou dont have time to do things like take a wash cloth to your noggin!
ha ha ha LMFAO!
It bothers me to see dirty faces. even in real life! I have been none to openly point out to srangers tha they have some THINGS on their faces. They are always thankful!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 17, 2008 - 11:27am.
I don't know, I still don't have enough proof that they're gay.
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Seriously? Do you go around holding hands and kissing your lesbian friends?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
okay....this is the shit i can't stand...why can't that stupid bitch SamRo EXFOLIATE her fucking skin?? seriously...is the washcloth hiding from her skank ass skin? she looks like she's got a case of jaundice or some shit. ugh!!!!
can't LezLo hire her a facialist or some shit??? goddamn that skin is SALLOW! her and her fucking stupid ass brother Mark!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 8:27am.
ah, they are pretty cute...I like them together....wow, that was nice of me to say....hehee
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I agree, but I do wish Sam would reconsider her personal style just a little. Ditch the hat, the Converse sneakers and the baggy T-shirts, do something about her hair.
Is that too much to ask?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Licking labia seems to agree with Lohan,she is looking happier and calmer these days.
Sending Gay Al a Fruit of the Loom gift basket right now.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Except for a nice soft pair of natural juggs, Lindsay Lohan is unattractive
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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someone should be Fedex-ing her a copy of 'Bound', a double-pronged dildo, a clue, and a smattering of talent.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 17, 2008 - 8:27am.
I don't know, I still don't have enough proof that they're gay.
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what kind of proof do you need? a pic of Sam with her head between Lilo's legs?
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
ISMU: hehehehee
ah, they are pretty cute...I like them together....wow, that was nice of me to say....hehee
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like a carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want, is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Get some sun on those lesbo legs.
I don't know, I still don't have enough proof that they're gay.
ISprainedMyUvula: LMAO *Barf*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
It would have been way more awesome if she'd held her fingers up to her mouth in a V and wiggled her tongue between them.
Air kisses are for amateurs.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!