Vadge Wants To Reunite Brit & Justin
Brit Brit has already shot some crazy elevator scene for Vadge's upcoming "Dry & Sour" tour, but she may also perform during a couple of shows. Vadge is desperate (being the key word) to get Brit Brit onstage with Justin Timberlake. Justin worked on Vadge's "Hard Candy" album.
A source told The Sun, “Madonna is always trying to raise the bar and Britney and Timberlake on the same stage would be perfect. They have both been asked but I think both are a bit reluctant. Britney would find it all a bit emotional and JT might not fancy it. More likely is that they both appear on different dates. But if anyone can make this happen it’s Madonna.”
Like Douchebag Timberlake is really going to agree to this shit. Bitch thinks his pussy doesn't stink.
This will only work if Brit Brit and Justin wear those sexy outfits in the picture of. Vadge can wear a matching one too, but hers will probably look more like this.
Then they can all sing "Sidewalk Talk" together. Seriously, WTF happened to Sidewalk Talk?! That is the greatest Vadge song of all-time! Even Martika agrees and she knows everything. Clip below:
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Justin Timberlake's starting to piss me off. I think it's shitty that he apparently thinks he's too good to support Britney Spears, who I believe, isn't putting on a front.
You broke up, what? Six years ago? Seven? We get it. You moved on with women who are not only out of your league, but used them as well as a means of making her feel bad. Yes, you went on public television and told the world she wasn't a virgin. You're soooo over Britney.
You've been "getting back" at her forever, and it's making you look like a bit of an ass, Justin. Get the stick out of your ass, FFS.
By the way, your new image makes me throw up in my mouth. I don't want to think of you having sex.
Oh this should wake up the dead(Jessica Biel)that bitch will yank out Justin's balls and have them for dinner.Of course not with the Brit Brit sauce that's for fill in blank.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Oh holy fart knocker these two look like they visited the white trash swap meet in Louisiana.
why the hell am i here?
I'm not ashamed to admit I watched that video at least 3 times; man I miss the 80's and being easily entertained.
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When I was 8 I used to think that was Madonna too, but it's not!!!
I like how the bassist has gloves on.
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Submitted by lx_bergstrom on July 17, 2008 - 4:12pm.
did anyone else notice Mario Lopez as one of the backup dancers?
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Mario, Fergie, and Jennifer Love Hewitt were all 'Kids Incorporated' cast members.
did anyone else notice Mario Lopez as one of the backup dancers?
I smell the sweet scent of desperation.
I am so done with her.
Remember that View parody on Family Guy that showed the View ladies as a bunch of hysterical clucking hens? Yeah, that's this thread. Keep on clucking, ladies.
This is a VERY VERY old picture of britney oviously! and god darn what the hell are they wearing?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Bitch please.
Vadge needs to mind her own damn business.
She's all up in everyone else's.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The old hag must be REALLY desperate this time, worse even than "American Life." She wants America's trashiest, nastiest, grossest has-been and an estrogen-dripping girly-man to get attention for her onstage?
I'd only consider showing up if I were absolutely promised that Britney would tear off her clothes, run jiggling three times around the stage babbling in a faux-British accent, then dry-hump Justin's leg as he checks his makeup. Meanwhile, Mad Madge does handstands and yells, "Look at me! I'm young! I can do young things!"
Naaaah. I'd find it on youtube.
Madonna needs to STFU and do what she does best: sleep her way to her next paycheck.
By the way Martika rules and Michael you Sugar Plum your forgot to mention AC Slater.
I came into this world to live out-loud
I'm so glad I didn't waste my money on this tour. It sounds so desperate. Madonna wants to share the stage with Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears. It's sad and pathetic. Madonna needs to take a bow. For reals. Hello your 50. Go be a mother and a sister to your family.
I came into this world to live out-loud
MK, I am so disappointed in you...
Failure to mention that AC Slater was not only credited as a dancer on this episode, but he's also rockin' the drum kit on "Sidewalk Talk"... (word rockin used lightly, and also, in the 80s, apparently we kids were naive enough to believe you don't have to have an electronic drum kit to make electronic sounds... or that you could sing live while doing crazy Kids Incorporated dance moves, and without losing your breath)
One day, you will be forgiven. One day. (sigh)
These matching outfits kind of epitomize what these two are really all about:
Mall Culture
Someday, sociologists will study this, and this picture will be in a textbook.
Well, JT has commitment issues, an ego since he went solo and started getting roles in movies, and no seemingly steady girlfriend...and Britney has everything wrong with her that a woman can have...so yeah, I think we can rework this into something.
I hate light blue hats and outfits,maybe JT would look good in this:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/26848/images/ctopchic2.jpg
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to whoever said she is doing it to push ticket sales, DUMBASS. bitch can sell out all over the world.
but that martika shit is HOT. had no idea she did that.
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Madonna is a vampire, she needs the blood from the young... And those denim outfits are beyong tacky.
Holy Levi McConaghey, I remember those tacky matching denim outfits!!! Somewhere, Gloria Vanderbilt is sobbing and wiping her tears away with 1000$ bills!!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
i would totally support this IF AND ONLY IF the vadge also hires wade robson (or whatever the fuck his name is) to choreograph...and in case you don't know...that's just one of the guys that she was screwing around while with pubeneck timberdouche
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
you cannot fit any more teeth or hairflicks into that sidewalk song. my eyes and ears hurt. remember "flex"? i bet they sponsored her. now she probably just has a sponsor of a different kind. don't we all.
YES!!!!!!!!! LOVE Sidewalk Talk!!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Finally someone else who dug Sidewalk Talk.
Jellybean Benitez got custody of the track
and limited its release when little miss M
screwed him over and split up with him
back in the day.
Jellybean is delicious.
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Very demure sheeps. Definately one you take home to momma.
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
DeeDee and McSlutty: She does seem shy, doesn't she? Kindof demure? She's probably only dancing to pay off her grad-school loans (Masters in Linguistics).
ONT: Also demure: Britney.
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She looks so skinny here?
The only difference between Shitney in these pics and now is about 15 pounds at the most.
The girl was never gorgeous to begin with but keeping her weight down reduced her neck issues.
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Everytime I read the words "Dry & Sour" here, it makes me want a drink. But then again, so do the words "the" and "and" and well, everything else. So it's probably just me.
I'm endlessly fascinated with this denim pimp and ho outfit deal. If they had gotten married they SO could have worn these to their trailer park reception.
omg those outfits LMAO
She looks SOOOO skinny... but with a wonky neck and shoulders still I guess some things never change!
tonicbitch, i like your thinkin doll!
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I flat ass refuse to partake in this fuckery...end
Based upon their family fuck history, I'd be willing to bet Britney sucked peen before she was weened
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personals ID on wealthy men personals site """""AffluentBachelors . c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by DeeDee on July 17, 2008 - 12:22pm.
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DeeDee, I'm sorry, but there is no way that you are going to convince me that our sweet little Sheeps has heard of KT. *sticking fingers into ears* Lalalala, I can't hear you DeeDee!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
They must have been calling each other like crazy in the hours and minutes leading up to the event, asking: "Are you sure you're gonna wear all denim? Cuz I am."
Andy alone looks crazy. Andy and Raggedy Ann might score a pass.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Oh please god let this happen. I want to see JT try to cover "gimme more" as Shitney loses it and drapes herself over him screaming that she wants him back while she-hulk hurls herself onstage to give Shitney a good solid beating. Lets bring ARod and the "slave 4 u" snake in on the performance for good measure.
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I hate it when couples match their outfits.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 17, 2008 - 11:16am.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.
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Shucks, I would, but I'm a vegetarian; I swore off beef, fish, and lamb chops a long time ago. However, I do have the number of this chick named KT; be nice because she is a little shy.
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HAhahahahaha! Did he tell you she was a cunning linguist too?
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
I remember when he confirmed they had...but let me just reiterate that they were boinking back in the MM Clubhouse days....you know...when they were like effing 13!!!
She lied because disney told her to...or they just didnt know...but im sure they did. Eh...its all doucheywater under the bridge now.
Still dont think these two will ever work together again. Too much hurt there and like everyone says...She Beil will totally put the kabosh on it.
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NovaNightly, I never understood why Brit would lie about it, or even address it. What happened to "No comment"?
Nova, Justin himself confirmed he boinked Brit in an interview.
And this pairing (although Justin will never do it) would be good for Brit professionally. She might even TRY.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.
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Shucks, I would, but I'm a vegetarian; I swore off beef, fish, and lamb chops a long time ago. However, I do have the number of this chick named KT; be nice because she is a little shy.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
OR MADONNA'S PEOPLE are leaking this info - and all the other drama we've been reading about lately - to boost American ticket sales. If reluctant ticket buyers suspect they just might catch Britney or Justin at a Madge show, they'll be more inclined to gamble and buy a ticket to a major-city show.
We're all starting to see the (wo)man behind the curtain.
Duh.
OK...here's a bit of old gossip about Shitney's supposed "virginity" while dating Timberdouche.
My friend was sharing a house with Justin's cousin....she even had Justin over to their house once. Anyway...the cousin used to hang with Brit and Justin back in the mickey mouse clubhouse days...and once she walked in on them having sexual times....Brit on top. anyway...I guess this happened at some retreat that they took all the MM clubhousers to periodically. Sooooo....the virginity talk was all BULLSHIZZ...but i think we all knew that. :D
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Why would JT throw Twatney a bone, professionally speaking?
She effed up her life and her career herself. She'd end up blowing off things like rehearsals, sound checks, etc. Who would want to waste their time working with that?
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 17, 2008 - 9:03am.
True, McSlutty. Maybe you can help me with that?
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