Vadge Wants To Reunite Brit & Justin
Brit Brit has already shot some crazy elevator scene for Vadge's upcoming "Dry & Sour" tour, but she may also perform during a couple of shows. Vadge is desperate (being the key word) to get Brit Brit onstage with Justin Timberlake. Justin worked on Vadge's "Hard Candy" album.
A source told The Sun, “Madonna is always trying to raise the bar and Britney and Timberlake on the same stage would be perfect. They have both been asked but I think both are a bit reluctant. Britney would find it all a bit emotional and JT might not fancy it. More likely is that they both appear on different dates. But if anyone can make this happen it’s Madonna.”
Like Douchebag Timberlake is really going to agree to this shit. Bitch thinks his pussy doesn't stink.
This will only work if Brit Brit and Justin wear those sexy outfits in the picture of. Vadge can wear a matching one too, but hers will probably look more like this.
Then they can all sing "Sidewalk Talk" together. Seriously, WTF happened to Sidewalk Talk?! That is the greatest Vadge song of all-time! Even Martika agrees and she knows everything. Clip below:
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 17, 2008 - 8:55am.
He-man Biel would crush Madonna's nuts if she tried to put JT on stage with Brit-Brit!
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Biel bats for the home team
Elaine: We've got a good team.
Jerry: Yeah, we do. We do have a good team.
Elaine: Why can't he play for us?
Jerry: They're only comfortable with *their* equipment.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by JillyPoo on July 17, 2008 - 11:04am.
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Your avie is trying to talk me out of my underwear. RAWR!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 17, 2008 - 11:03am.
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I had no idea Nits was a nekkie-from-the-waist-down kinda girl! Okay, yes I did.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 17, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I wonder how many denims had to die to make those fugalicious outfits?
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*furious giggles*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 17, 2008 - 8:55am.
He-man Biel would crush Madonna's nuts if she tried to put JT on stage with Brit-Brit!
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oh shit that made me spit out my breakfast shake
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No, he's not a homosexual. He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure. - MK
I wonder how many denims had to die to make those fugalicious outfits?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
"Sidewalk Talk"!!! Ah, memories.
MK, you need to stop!
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 12:04pm.
forever in booooot moves
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And Canadian tuxeeeddooooooooss.
If those two getting back together is wrong, I don't ever want to be right.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Seeing Brit's old outfits makes me wonder how the hell we didn't realize the bitch was nuts YEARS ago.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
forever in booooot moves
BABE!
MAdonna.... just NO no no no!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Maybe Vadge could "marry" she-maleB and Brit Brit while JT and Lance serve as brides maids.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 17, 2008 - 11:53am.
No fucking way was Britney a virgin. The only way a guy is going to wear an outfit like that to match his girlfriend is if he's getting some 'tang.
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That is not true....Sheeps has that dress and Nitty has the denim shirt and hat..... and everyone knows that Sheeps is a virgin.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
At this rate, Madonna is gonna have to re-name this the "Tangy & Tart' tour
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HA...i remember those outfits. They were both so cute...now I cant stand Douchey Timberwolf and Shitney is totally hopeless. *sigh*
Madonna will NEVER make this happen...she's not THAT good anymore.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by DeeDee on July 17, 2008 - 8:59am.
There is no way this will happen.
And who the hell names their kid Moosie?
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Me.
Actually, his name is Moses, but we call him Moosie.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Oh my God, those outfits!!! Jesus Christ, there was not a time in the history of the known universe where those sartorial hate crimes were ok!
As for Madonna--the shameless attention whore is back and demanding that you LOOK AT HER!!! The hell with the collateral damage.
There is no way this will happen.
And who the hell names their kid Moosie?
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
In that case, I'd love to see She-Man Biel beat the shit out of all three of them
And that's an AWFUL outfit...on both of them. Bwhahahahah I forgot all about this shit
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita
PPS. I don't care what anyone says, I do happen to think that if you want to get anything out of Britney it's a good idea to lock her up by herself and let her act crazy. We all know we want it;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
She-male Biel......lol.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
I fucking miss Kids Incorporated:(
Jillianne
What the FUCK is that WACK ASS SHIT?
Are they outside in the freezing cold?
PS. That's not Madonna, that's Jellybean Benitez.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
I don't like the idea of having Brit Brit around Vadge and JT's new bf, She-hulk Biel. The last thing that girl needs is being around a readily available supply of roids!!
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Because Madonna is a hack! She doesn't write her own songs or do her own choreography and she HATES all the songs on her new album. Why would you want to go to a concert where the "artist" isn't even feeling the "work?" And she's putting out some shitty message in this concert that has to do with the mistreatment of Gypsies back during one of the World Wars. She's pulling stupid ideas out of her ass for this tour faster than a magician can pull a rabbit out of his hat. Suck.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 10:54am.
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He has to whisper "forever in boot moves, babe" somewhere in the song, though.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Even if that shitagious denim nitemare of an outfit that picture of Brit Brit brings a tear to my eye. Remember our little girl before she let the crazy
out?
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
He-man Biel would crush Madonna's nuts if she tried to put JT on stage with Brit-Brit!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 17, 2008 - 11:51am.
Like a rhinestone drug store cow boy in unwashed blue jeans babe!
You gots the ways the move me BAbE!
Im talkin about bowels, moving my bowels
Black gold, gots to pee!
That was like a morph of several songs to describe this photo! WOW!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 17, 2008 - 11:53am.
No fucking way was Britney a virgin. The only way a guy is going to wear an outfit like that to match his girlfriend is if he's getting some 'tang.
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LOL! Damn straight.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
those matching outfits were hilarious......what dumbasses.
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Are those wax figures?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
No fucking way was Britney a virgin. The only way a guy is going to wear an outfit like that to match his girlfriend is if he's getting some 'tang.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Look how thin Britney was back then? I wonder if she still has that dress?
That would be awesome, but Justin "MY SHIT DON'T STINK" Timberlake would never go for it.
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 10:49am.
Forever in blue jeans BABE!
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It's like that song mated with "Rhinestone Cowboy" and barfed out that denim fuckery!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
what the F r they wearing?!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Wow, JT looks like he's the president and CEO of Levi Strauss along with his bride Candi Denim. What awful outfits.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Forever in blue jeans BABE!
*whispers to Neil Diamond dolls little plush ear hole*
forever in blue jeans....*wipes tears* Baaaabe!
MADONNA HAS VAGINA TIMES!
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