Thursday, July 17th 2008
This Is How You Do It
Dear Women of the World,
Please spend the rest of your day carefully studying the stunning creature known as Jodie Marsh. This is how all of you should look on a daily basis. Yes, your coochie might fall into a coma, your titties might spontaneously combust and STDs will flock to you like a moth to a flame, but it would be worth it.
This is the epitome of grace and beauty. If I was a woman, a biological woman, I would wear this outfit every second of the day. Jodie Marsh is what all of you should aspire to be.
Also, please petition for Jodie to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie. They will have to change her character name to SmellyCatwoman, but Jodie can pull it off.
Thank you.
Love, Kisses and Lucite,
Michael K
Who is this? Shauna Sand more glamorous long-lost younger sister?
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
this is the stankest thing i've seen today...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
There's absolutely nothing I can say to that; I'm speechless.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Nose worst than Michael Jackson's. I'm so naive, I didn't think it was possible.
now all Jodie needs to do is to taker some of that silicone putty from her huge knockers and fill in the concave shelf she calls a nose and she'll look like a real 'SUPASTAH"
Barf........
A curvy version of lindsay lohan.
Well she must be the first person to purchase a pair of Lindsay's tights.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Who the hell made those pants...Goodyear?
What a bucket of skankitis.
Does she actually look in the mirror and think to herself "You know, this outfit looks really hot on me". How does this happen?
A new slice of Ho Skank Pie.
I don't know who the fuck this is, they are all starting to look the same to me.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Holy crap. I'm, um, speechless.
She looks like a 90's dominatrix porn star.Not that there's PLENTY wrong with that.;->
Dang, kacky beat me to it-I was gonna say that she was rockin' the camel toe! :)
That's one heck of a case of camel toe-sis.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Why isn't this a caption contest?
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 17, 2008 - 11:08am.
Rubber pants work to create only two things: stinky chocha and yeast infections.
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somehow I think she already has both, plus a few more diseases....
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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
- Heidi Montag
A hot flaming mess..
Rubber pants work to create only two things: stinky chocha and yeast infections.
She needs to change her name from marsh to straight up bug-ridden toxic swamp-land!
Those implants look like they are going to explode out of her skin any second.
HAPPY FUGMO DAY!! YYYYYEAH!!!
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Did God invent us, or did we invent God? - Izzard
She's a hotter bitch than Shauna Sand
Ohhhhh yeah this hot bitch is so sexay!
ohhhh yeah id hit that shit hard!
WITH A SOCK FULL OF IRISH SPRING SOAP MUTHA FUCKAAAAAAA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jodie Marsh is such a WHORCHIE.
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Have at it, OriginalPutas...no one will fight you to fuck that fat, plastic piece of shit.... hehehehe
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Submitted by original putas on July 17, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Y'ALL ARE HATERS. The outfit might be trash, but she's hot. NOBODY would turn that down. She's sexy galore.
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Jelly h8ers in this thread takes on a whooooooooooole new meaning.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
*eye roll*
giggles to self
the chick in the white dress, did you check out those hamhock legs?? bleh
Y'ALL ARE HATERS. The outfit might be trash, but she's hot. NOBODY would turn that down. She's sexy galore.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:02pm.
I vote "fugmo" for word of the day.
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HAPPY FUGMO DAY!! Hugs 'n fugmos.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
What's up with her nose? Did she have surgery to make it look like a hognose pit viper, or is that natural?
the outfit can be changed... it's the nose that scares me. it juts out and becomes such a flat surface that her friends can probably do lines off it. actually maybe that's what her friend is doing in that 7th photo...
Nice waders...somebody got a gift certificate to Bass Pro Shops.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
was she always this fat?
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
WHO is this rash?
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Maybe have a roll in the sand to fill in the cracks. Blargh. Seriously, this picture might make me vomit. Not only her, but the bubble-dressed fugmo behind her.
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I vote "fugmo" for word of the day.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
What a fucking cum dumpster! Seriously I wanna beat the shit outta her with a baseball bat... When she sits down, she can't even close her legs! Go figure...
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 12:50pm.
One good look at that cameltoe and it needs to get outside for some air.
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Maybe have a roll in the sand to fill in the cracks. Blargh. Seriously, this picture might make me vomit. Not only her, but the bubble-dressed fugmo behind her.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Oh, my....I, uh, well...ahem.....ahhh....
I'm blinded by the fugly and speechless.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Coco + Katie Price = Jodie Marsh!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Aw, man! Her boobs don't look square! That was the only interesting thing about Jodie!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I can sympathize. Mine wants to be all over my keyboard.
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Ooooh, yours feels like going on a fieldtrip eh? I can sympathize.
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One good look at that cameltoe and it needs to get outside for some air.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
YES I JUTS INSULTED THE NEW BARBIE WHO CARES????
MATTEL IS A HO FACTORY lol.....
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 12:46pm.
I can sympathize. Mine wants to be all over my keyboard.
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Ooooh, yours feels like going on a fieldtrip eh? I can sympathize.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Jodie Marsh, the very very poor man's Jordan.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 11:43am.
There is a lot of throw up that wants to be in my mouth right now.
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I can sympathize. Mine wants to be all over my keyboard.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
There is a lot of throw up that wants to be in my mouth right now.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Oh yes hors, you are so edgy with your tongues lolling around in the open air. SO edgy.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Bitch has some hard core "swimmers legs". The bottom half of her is built like a man.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Someone lead that camel to water, please...
And drown it!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by COKO on July 17, 2008 - 11:34am.
ACTUALLY SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE NEW S&M BARBIE
Did you just insult S&M Barbie? LOL!
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"Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Dear Michael K,
OH H*LL NO!!!
Love,
Crikey