Thursday, July 17th 2008
This Is How You Do It
Dear Women of the World,
Please spend the rest of your day carefully studying the stunning creature known as Jodie Marsh. This is how all of you should look on a daily basis. Yes, your coochie might fall into a coma, your titties might spontaneously combust and STDs will flock to you like a moth to a flame, but it would be worth it.
This is the epitome of grace and beauty. If I was a woman, a biological woman, I would wear this outfit every second of the day. Jodie Marsh is what all of you should aspire to be.
Also, please petition for Jodie to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie. They will have to change her character name to SmellyCatwoman, but Jodie can pull it off.
Thank you.
Love, Kisses and Lucite,
Michael K
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ACTUALLY SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE NEW S&M BARBIE
I have this weird thing where I associate smells with images. Since I watched Oprah yesterday and her guest was her "favorite gynocologist" who let us know that women who wear too-tight pants have stinky coochies. I was at the park yesterday and this woman was wearing the tightest, most non-breathing jeans ever and I couldn't help but point and laugh in my mind.
So, looking at this chick, I can only think, "stinky coochie".
Good God. How... klassey. Dirty boots and all.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Where is ESE??? This woman has his name ALLLL over it! Class, distinction, flawless beauty!
God i'm a jellus hwore.
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Did God invent us, or did we invent God? - Izzard
HOMEGIRL IS GENIUS
LEAVE JODIE ALONE!!!!!
There went this morning's egg whites. It wasn't the new Grace Kelly, Jodie Marsh, that did it to me. It was her friend's infected tongue. WTF???
Honestly at first I thought this was Kim KardASSian with a blonde weave. lmao
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
That is just WRONG....does no one have her back and give her a once over before she leaves the house?? The girl has no friends!SO SAD
Love, Kisses and Lucite,
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL URE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS MK
AND BY THE WAY I LOVED THE POST WITH EVA LONGWHORIA AND U SAID SHE LOOKED LIKE BRISBI FROM THE SECRET OF NIMH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Does she actually think she's going to get any legitimate modeling jobs looking like this?
A new Pimp, definitely....
MK,
I say you can still dress like this even if you aren't a biological woman.
dreamhypnotique,
I think she went to Discount Stripgear, then Pole Dancers R Us, and then Ghetto Pirate Whore Boutique.
Um the plain jane girl she's with has the most disgusting tongue ever....
And those pants - Geezus mother of wtf is going on?
LMAO @ "Love, Kisses and Lucite,
Michael K"
What on earth is wrong with these women!?
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I WISH I COULD LOOK LIKE HER
SHES ONE OF THE PRETTIEST PLASTIC CREATURE ON EARTH
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 17, 2008 - 12:21pm.
I think she went to H&M first, then American Apparel, then finished up at the thrift store.
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O - I'm sure a smart girlie like could put that together with a one-stop shop at Hohan's Hotastic House of Hos.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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i'm personally worried about the width and girth of her friends tongue - as for her, she is beauty personified!
Apparently she has 11 GCSE's and 3 A-Levels.
LOL. Bitch lies.
Obvious she feels a bit uncomfortable in that get-up.. When she sits, she is covering her wide coot. If she thought she looked so good, she wouldn't do that when she had her legs all spread.
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
I've said it before and I'll say it again, don't these women have mirrors or how about a friend who can tell them how bad they look.
I didn't know who it was until I read what MK wrote. Ugly, ugly, ugly.
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"Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******AffluentBachelors . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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Wow. She's just, umm...just...wow.
That girl in the dress (tablecloth) probably thinks she's lookin' SO hot right about now. Well, THEN, I guess. I wonder how she is feeling about it now...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
I thought it was an older and bloated version of Lohan.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
What an ugly ass outfit.
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"Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
I think she went to H&M first, then American Apparel, then finished up at the thrift store.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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AIM dreamhypnotique
RAWR!!! bwahahahaha!
Bitch needs to pull her pants on up till they cover her head. That'd be great...thanks.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
She sure schooled Blohan on how to rock the leggings.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
In the main pic.. It even looks as if her boots have Camel toe.. Zoinks!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
not clicking on thumbnails...
cannot do it...
must resist...
stop the madness...
*runs screaming from the room*
She needs some fringe on her boots and some roach clip feathers in her hair.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
The only thing that could make her even more delicious would be some Shauna Sands lucite hooker heels.
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Póg ma thoin.
Jodie Marsh = Lindsay Lohan/CoCo skank hybrid.
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Uhm, lets take a minute to reflect and compare those 2 noses in the 7th thumbnail.. WTF..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
It might be a tattoo, but that looks like a nasty case of road rash on her wrist. Errr, some kind of "rash"
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by Sluttsville on July 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.
I don't think her pants are high-waisted enough!
~~~~~~ I was thinking that her boobs weren't near big or exposed enough.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
MK
Thanks for the moment of clarity you've just induced on me.
I finally found my sytle icon. What a beauty!!!!
Thank you
Thank YOU
THANK YOU
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I'd gayelle it up with Dita
Is that naugahyde-covered camel toe I see? Mmm, my favorite!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
I don't think her pants are high-waisted enough!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.