Afternoon Crumbs

At that awards show Nicole kept holding her "pregnant" belly really weird - like holding it up from underneath - like she was afraid the pillow would fall out from under her dress and land on the floor... Or like the pillow was slipping - weird....

Justin Timberlake is not funny. He's creepy. I just want to bitch slap his fugly face. What's with the goat hair? My grandma has a thicker beard.

that whore can't even keep her legs closed while she's doing a staged "he's straight" candid photo. i bet his little ding dong was sucked off when it got too close to that hairy gaping black hole. hate that cunt for some reason.

WTF seriously is up with Marisa Miller !? Her body is nice, I mean come on... but the face? THE FACE !?! Does anyone else NOT notice the face? I'm not being a hater but bitch has quite a nasty ass mug on her.

Did Nicole hire a surrogate? I'm thinking yes she did.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

Some people are lucky - I know a woman who wore her pre-preg jeans out of the hospital - with each of her four kids.

Meryl Streep is exquisite. But I can't stand that Mamma Mia commercial either.

Mmmm, Fire Island is a magical place. My ex-bf's parents had a house there. We smoked doobies and had lots of sexy times all over the place. Never saw any orgies, though.

Look fellas.. Pulling down my pants seems to keep getting me in trouble.. Once we're on a first name basis, then I'll show you some good times skin. Other than that,, Out of luck!

On that note, *flashes apple boobs to Xxyxz* Notice anything familiar.. Why yes, that is your portrait!!

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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!

Actally being tall is only one of the factors in how much a woman "shows." The shape of the pelvis, the position of the uterus also are factors. Size of the baby too.

It's true that some women simply don't show much. It's just that most of them aren't famous.

I don't care what anybody thinks! I still say that Nicole Kidman was never pregnant! That little gut is fake cushion stuffed under her shirt just a little less than before! And did anyone see any pictures of her at like 8 months? 7 months? I haven't. She magically disappeared. We all know you can fake being pregnant early on but later it would be hard to do. She didn't have no damn baby! Hey they do it in movies they can do it in real life. I'm not convinced!

I am totally and completely blown away by Nicole Kidman's post baby figure. She had the baby THREE FUCKING DAYS AGO. This cannot be real.

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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"

Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 2:37pm.

So did Nicole fake a pregnancy so she could adopt a baby and make seem like it was hers? her size makes no sense at all! even ano nicole richie ballooned up.
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I've been thinking that for a long while. The whole thing was strange from the very beginning. Nicole's groupies will scream she is tall and fit, but come on, so are supermodels and they all seem to show, at least a little. If anyone wasn't going to show it would have been N. Ritchie and even she did. Nicole K. doesn't have any boobs in that picture and that is the tell tale sign of just giving birth. She faked it for sure.

Oklahoma!!!

Show them your xxyxz tat on your tit-tay

DD, I loved "Arrested Development"....saw all of them!

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Okie--you've got tatts on your butthole? Can I see? LOL!

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 11:41am.
I agree DiamondDawg.....even Nicole Richie gained weight while pregnant. I know Kidman is about a foot taller than Richie, but still.....I don't know if she was really pregnant....
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PSL - did you ever watch Arrested Development? There's one episode where Julia Louis Dreyfuss does a cameo and she plays an attorney who fakes a pregnancy because she has a baby momma. Julia's character even goes so far as to have a latex fat pregnancy suit made that she straps on like underwear. It was awesome. Lemme see if I can find a link...brb

ok! here it is:

http://www.tv.com/arrested-development/show/17005/videos.html

Scroll down and look to the left for Julia's picture and the episode called "My Hand to God"

you can watch whole episodes online. Its the best tv show i've seen in years. too bad it went off the air, but i think they're going to make a movie. yay.

Miley needs to start taking like 100 vicodin a day like poor-me-fat-girl Kelly Osborne. No one wants to hear it! Shaddup and go sit in your closet already Miley.

I agree DiamondDawg.....even Nicole Richie gained weight while pregnant. I know Kidman is about a foot taller than Richie, but still.....I don't know if she was really pregnant....

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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
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I have more tattoos on my butthole then Alyssa Milano has on her whole body.. What a waste of CityRag's time.. Tatting ones butthole is not such a waste of time.. JSYK...

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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!

So did Nicole fake a pregnancy so she could adopt a baby and make seem like it was hers? her size makes no sense at all! even ano nicole richie ballooned up.

Vanessa & Ashanti are the hairiest hookaz eva'

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Ooooh, look at that junior slut straddling Zefron. Scandalous!

Gosh. I can't believe i'm this old and have never heard of fire island. sounds a little like Sturgis, tho i know nothing about that either. Closest thing I've heard of, but never witnessed, is Bohemian Grove.

I like Maggie G. ~ a lot. I just saw Donnie Darko a couple weeks ago. its the only thing that's on tv lately for me. That black dress she's wearing is completely SMASHING!

Alyssa Milano's tats are a tragedy

Meryl Streep is fabulous.

Davina Taylor (whoever the hell that is) has wonky boobs.

Timberfuck isn't funny. Plus, the people at JJ creep me out. "Looks hilarious!!! Can't wait to see it on TV" Um, ooooookay? Give me a break.

Marisa Miller's face is just aiiiiiight. Body is hot, though.

Vanessa must spend a fortune getting waxed.
[They missed her sideburns, tho.]

Submitted by kdracofan on July 17, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Meryl Streep & Diane Keaton & Susan Sarandon & Diane Lane are perfect

you are telling no lie!
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Because I Said So -anyone???

Other than that I would mostly agree.

Meryl Streep & Diane Keaton & Susan Sarandon & Diane Lane are perfect

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

this is for Libra:

Meryl Streep is the gold star of her acting generatino's class. These new bitches (from Jolie to Julianne and everyone in between) should do themselves a favor and taking some fuckin' notes on her career.

Plus, she's a pretty hip broad!

www.myspace.com/triston

LoLo.. You seem to have a damned good point there about that creepy peepy animal.. *rubs hairy chin*

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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!

speaking oif Meryl, if i see the commercial for "Mamma Mia" one more time, I will put my foot through my TV.

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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
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I love Meryl Streep.. I just watched A Cry in the Dark ths past weekend.. "A Dingo took my BABY!" Oh god, and they sent her to jail for murder, then later found the evidence, and let bitch go! oooh my! Good movie! goooood..

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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!

Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 2:10pm.
OK.. IS that a GD salamander in that Caption Contest down there?? Just asking..

i asked the same shit! I think it is either that or Texan Dick Breath!
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Okie--that's what i'm a'thinkin'

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I hear you madam....I don't know how people can get together with a group of people they don't know and fuck each other......good for them, but I could never do it...

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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
- Heidi Montag

OK.. IS that a GD salamander in that Caption Contest down there?? Just asking..

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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!

MK, I believe Douche is be best word to describe Justin Timberlame

I have the biggest girl crush on Marisa Miller.

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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

parissucks,

I know. It obviously wasn't the gay factor, mixed sex or same sex it was the anonymous factor that traumatized me and just how MANY people were anonymously involved. It really bothered me for a while.

Your Mom,

It's true and great! I was a like a two year old there... you couldn't keep clothes on me.

hahahahah YourMom, SO true!

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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"

Submitted by madam s. on July 17, 2008 - 1:03pm.
One time I was walking through the woods there COMPLETELY naked except for flip flops (long story) and I walked into the middle of the biggest anonymous all-male gang-bang you could ever imagine possible. I started giggling nervously and was forever traumatized and my (gay) guy friend laughed for days.

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That's one rare place on earth where a woman can go completely naked and not have to worry about getting sexually harassed/raped/etc.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

ACK! madam s.!

the only story I have about Fire Island is my bikini top (clip in the back) breaking, and falling off on the beach....you win!

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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"

A good friend of mine went to Fire Island one year for the 4th of July...He's totally straight, though. Was there with a friend of his who was one of the DJ's spinning there that weekend. He said guys were hitting on him left and right. I asked him if he had a good time. He gave me the evil eye, and I just pointed at him and laughed.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

LoLo and parissucks,

The Fire Island mention is in the "Wino has never looked better" link.

One time I was walking through the woods there COMPLETELY naked except for flip flops (long story) and I walked into the middle of the biggest anonymous all-male gang-bang you could ever imagine possible. I started giggling nervously and was forever traumatized and my (gay) guy friend laughed for days.

I know I am in the minority, but I think Zac Efron is totally straight. Him and that Vanessa chick seem really into each other. Plus they are a gorgeous couple. Young love *sigh*

I don't think anyone is buying the bullshit Miley is selling. Her whole "I'm so innocent" Disney farse went out the window when her skankiness reared it's ugly head.

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Submitted by madam s. on July 17, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Ahhahaha LoLo!

I'm assuming you've witnessed this too?!

YES!!!
Where is the fire island mention?
I love that place too though.
I had a really great foruth of july there a few years back. magical shit i tell you!

*tears up, drinks a mind eraser*

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Ahhahaha LoLo!

I'm assuming you've witnessed this too?!

I love Fire Island, madam s.!

I do not think Marisa Miller is pretty....she's not ugly, and has an amazing body, but I think her face is meh.

Zac and Vanessa are so full of shit....lol

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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"

Submitted by madam s. on July 17, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Ahhahaa... Fire Island is fun. Although I've seen some things there that no girl should see with her bare eyes.

ha ha ha ha BUTT SEX IN THE WOODS!!!!!!!!!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Ahhahaa... Fire Island is fun. Although I've seen some things there that no girl should see with her bare eyes.