Thursday, July 17th 2008
Aliens Don't Know How To Dress
What the hell kind of pot luck outfit is Katie Holmes wearing?! Tommy Girl needs to have her style chip looked at, because she looks like a walking yard sale. Baggy jeans, Rihanna's leftover heels and memaw hair? No.
And how is that Tommy Girl is almost the same height as Kate even though she's wearing heels? Oh yeah, he's wearing heels too. He might as well just walk around on stilts. It would be less obvious.
Here's Tommy Girl and his robot bride leaving the "Eli Stone" set last night.
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WHAT r U bashing about PEOPLE!?!?! He's wearing some fresh-azz Nike Air Force One Low's. The close up only helps the cause by showing the detail.
And in HER defense-SHE'S rocking the COMFY CHIC look-
aND all jokes and hating aside WE wish 2b so rich that we CAN AFFORD 2 be frivolous and eccentric w/our fashion choices every now and again.
Moving oN...
why does he think we wouldn't notice his platform sneakers...lol...she looks deranged and empty
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 17, 2008 - 4:38pm.
For us hags old enough to remember Fright Night, the vampire flick from the 80's - Katie totally looks like Amanda Bearse in the disco scene with Chris Sarandon (which was totally hot by the way :D) near the end, with the big hair and makeup.
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hahahahahha YES!
What the hell happened to Katie? She used to dress her age, what fresh hell is this outfit? I rolled my jeans like that back in high school...in the 80's. The shoes? BLARGH!
Fuck yeah - are we bringing back cuffing the jeans? fold and roll~
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Why are Katie's jeans rolled up around her ankles like its 1987 ???
What a couple of fucking freaks.....
you know HIS p.r. people told her 'hunch over bytch, hunch' and tommy is so walking on his tipytoes!
This just proves that they were meant to be with each other.They are both fuctards and can't act worth a shit.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Them's some pepaw pants.
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WTF with her hands? did she get into colloidal silver or something? i'm betting she was doing the $cieno Purification Rundown and they gave her some fucked up vitamins.
seriously.
If she's with to because she thinks it will help her career she made a bad career move cuz she can't act worth shit.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I recently read that Katie had developed a germ phobia. If so, that could explain the gloves.
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Submitted by roxie on July 17, 2008 - 8:44pm.
Tom's shoes look like Rockport
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Roxie, you are so correct. Uptown James is a star sales guy for Rockport and once a year, Cindy McCain brings John in for a new pair of Rockports, which Uptown James helps select. This year, they brought in Tommy Girl with them. Apparently, they had all just had a nutritious breakfast someplace------I recall thinking, "I wonder where they could have ordered alien food for Tommy Girl?"
John bought some really boring ass buff colored walking shoes and Tommy Girl got those things. It was really fun though, because Katie was wearing those same heels as in the fotos, and Tommy Girl asked me if Rockport made any "guy shoes" that looked like the ones that Katie was wearing.
I must flee now.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
is that the remote for katie sitting in tommy's pocket?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
WTF??? Is she wearing black dress socks with the heels?
TG must have doped her up right before they left the house.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Tom's shoes look like Rockport
What the fuck?
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-I heard we are going to Giant Ape Island to capture a giant ape.
-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
-What do they got there?
-Apes. But they're not as big.
She has been hiding her hands and feet lately, something must be wrong sadly.
Submitted by . on July 17, 2008 - 8:57pm.
~waving~ back at Viva! Hope you have a wonderful weekend, sweetie!
Katie reminds me of my younger sister when she got all brain-washed by her Moron er MORMON husband and the church and then later woke up and got the hell out after she had three kids with the jerk. Her husband later remarried and eventually committed suicide. :(
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I knew a Pentecostal via work who offed himself, too. He was a pretty obnoxious, in-our-face bible-quoter; was pretty good-looking and I think he got off on stringing along the prettiest and loneliest female bible quoters. Anyway, dude turned out to be a gay closet case. Felt bad for 2 seconds about not feeling too sorry about his demise.
OK - beige and black reptile sandals with navy blue socks?? WTF?
And I love Tommy Girl's wedgie sneakers with the thin white soles.
These two are a coupla freakazoids.
~waving~ back at Viva! Hope you have a wonderful weekend, sweetie!
Katie reminds me of my younger sister when she got all brain-washed by her Moron er MORMON husband and the church and then later woke up and got the hell out after she had three kids with the jerk. Her husband later remarried and eventually committed suicide. :(
I'm from the religion of, "I don't give a fuck." -And anyone can join and anyone can leave and anyone can pass the bowl and the beer and the cheese-n-bacon. No snobbery, no dress code (well, cover the genitals though because I don't wanna see yo shit).
Tommy Girl is getting pudgy.
Is Katie Holmes attending some retro 80's party with that silly outfit?
And the hair and makeup, please don't get me started. I don't have enough adjectives to describe it.
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Submitted by City Barbie on July 17, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Hey Katiebot! We used to wear our jeans like that in the early 80's!
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I was gonna say, I was rockin' that shit back in '87...well, 84, really, I was ahead of my time...
I mean, really, if ANYONE is going to bring a trend back (and a kinda fugly one at that), do ya think Joey Potter with a New Attitude is gonna do it????
Yeah, no...I'm sorry, KATE, you are Joey Potter, you will always be Joey Potter, and not even being the Stepford wife beard of a maniacle actor/cult leader is going to change your Joey Potter status, no matter how many nose jobs you have, or fugly fug Posh inspired FAILED hair cuts/outfits or smug ass smirks you sport...JOEY POTTER, JOEY POTTER, JOEY POTTER...Suck on it, bitch!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey Katiebot! We used to wear our jeans like that in the early 80's!
*waving @ .*
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Submitted by dementa on July 17, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Re: the childbearing hips thing, he's always had them. When he wears jeans, he looks like a particularly unattractive soccer mom, especially with the floppy hair and manic grin. I saw a pic of his mom, an I think he's morphing into her -- they even have the same crazy I'm-gonna-bite-your-face-off grin.
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OMG! ROFL! Thank you for that!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 17, 2008 - 4:38pm.
For us hags old enough to remember Fright Night, the vampire flick from the 80's - Katie totally looks like Amanda Bearse in the disco scene with Chris Sarandon (which was totally hot by the way :D) near the end, with the big hair and makeup.
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LOL! That's exactly who she looks like!
Katie seems to constantly keep her knees bent in those heels to appear shorter than dipshit. That has got to hurt like hell to constantly be semi-kneeling to keep Tommy girl happy. ICK.
Submitted by stefystef on July 17, 2008 - 7:00pm.
I think there's something wrong with her hands. She has been hiding them and wearing gloves for the last couple of weeks.
Any one know what's going on?
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No worries. It's prolly just the bamboo shoots.
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I think there's something wrong with her hands. She has been hiding them and wearing gloves for the last couple of weeks.
Any one know what's going on?
JEANS ROLLING!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice birthing hips on TommyBitch
There is no way she can think she looks fit for public consumption... no effing way!!! You cannot bring back jean rolling, especially not baggy jeans. This blows my mind!
Can't Katie borrow Suri's stylist?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Katie-Bot will never be able to escape in those shoes.
Oh, and as a person who was born in the eighties, what the hell does pegging your jeans mean?
take that Tom, no more KBOT; she's gonna wear ugly shoes and jeans and scary hair. nananana
that fucking hair??!! she looks like fucking dorothy hamill!
Countess Olenska, you get a thousand bonus points for using the title/name of one of my fave literary heroines! All hail arty boho aristocrat outcasts!
I wonder if dressing like a recently escaped mental patient is some way of rebelling for her, making herself the worst armcandy for Tommygirl instead of a perfect robobeard.
Oh, and did Tommygirl paint those shoe soles himself, so he wouldn't look like he was wearing big lifts? Very crafty little buggerer.
Re: the childbearing hips thing, he's always had them. When he wears jeans, he looks like a particularly unattractive soccer mom, especially with the floppy hair and manic grin. I saw a pic of his mom, an I think he's morphing into her -- they even have the same crazy I'm-gonna-bite-your-face-off grin.
And re: the whole Eli Stone cameo, it's really quite weird that she can't even spend a DAY on a TV set without him. I imagine Tommygirl thinks this makes them seem devoted and inseparable, but it just makes me think of him racing through their mansions, shrieking, "NO WIRE HANGERS!" like a hobbit about to Hulk up.
That woman is not happy.
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
*thank you Kizzy*
hugs & good night everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by kdracofan on July 17, 2008 - 5:36pm
ROFL Good one!! Maybe Tom folded them for her.
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Third thumb: She finally looks at him! But he's not looking at her and does she gotta shiv hidden in that hair?
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O why o Why
if the land is dry
are your pants
so high?
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Did someone noticed on the thumbnail of Tommy's shoes, something looks like little cameras attached to his sneakers? Good for looking under the girls skirts... That's how Scientology collects the defamation material.)
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
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Katie! I appreciate you bringing back the look by why dya stop at yer head, dear?
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Katie needs to just stay the fuk at home and do what she does best......faking pregnancies!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING?
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Quite the outfit, ain't it? Wait until you see John Mayer's bin liner pants.
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Bend your knees and walk like a Katie Cruise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MimmTdn9314
Maybe she's actually going to make herself useful and mow the yard.
I'm thinking sartorial faux pas..
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