Thursday, July 17th 2008
Aliens Don't Know How To Dress
What the hell kind of pot luck outfit is Katie Holmes wearing?! Tommy Girl needs to have her style chip looked at, because she looks like a walking yard sale. Baggy jeans, Rihanna's leftover heels and memaw hair? No.
And how is that Tommy Girl is almost the same height as Kate even though she's wearing heels? Oh yeah, he's wearing heels too. He might as well just walk around on stilts. It would be less obvious.
Here's Tommy Girl and his robot bride leaving the "Eli Stone" set last night.
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I was in a meeting during all of this comment action, but WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING?
If Tom wanted to feel tall, he should have married Hayden Pantytroll.
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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
- Heidi Montag
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 17, 2008 - 3:44pm.
It looks like Claudette Colbert...
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OVER MY DEAD BODY!!
Ahem. excuse me.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 17, 2008 - 3:38pm.
For us hags old enough to remember Fright Night, the vampire flick from the 80's - Katie totally looks like Amanda Bearse in the disco scene with Chris Sarandon (which was totally hot by the way :D) near the end, with the big hair and makeup
HAHAHA! She totally DOES!
Katie's face is so square. Her head looks like a box with a cheap wig plopped on top.
By rolling up those jeans she just wanted to accentuate those python heels. Where the heck is PETA when we need her crazy bitchy ass? PETA is hiding under the sofa, scared by Scienthology antics.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Something about Tom looked way off and then I realized that MK hit the nail. Tommy is way shorter than Katie, yet she has on high heels and he is at her height? He must have some huge lifts inside his shoes. What a dumbfuck.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
When they divorce, I hope she mentions something about the damage all this compulsory slouching is doing to her posture
Just plain creepy!!!!!!!!!!!
I Tommy Girl eating all of the Xenu cupcakes and leaving Katie with none? You can't pull of horizontal stripes TG!
I think Katie is wearing Tommy girls skinny jeans....
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For us hags old enough to remember Fright Night, the vampire flick from the 80's - Katie totally looks like Amanda Bearse in the disco scene with Chris Sarandon (which was totally hot by the way :D) near the end, with the big hair and makeup.
To achieve such spontaneous casuality Katie spent 4 hrs in her clothing room, mixing and matching until it was that purrfect.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
WTF? She is all dolled up as far as her hair, face, and stiletos, but what is with the farmer in the dell outfit. And why does he have bigger hips than her. I find his body type so unbelievably unattractive - short with wide hips... I wonder if he is on estrogen supplements...
I've been waiting for someone to bring back tight rolled jeans!
Hi Viva dear!
OnT: I just cant get over the pegged pants!! There were chicks when i was in band in high school that would do that to their band uniforms. So tacky...but then again...we were wearing super bell bottoms straight out of the early 70's!! It was the only way to get rid of that awful flare. lol...*sigh* takes me back. lol.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 17, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Bite your tongue, honey! Don't insult the wonderful Miss Claudette Colbert that way! (j/k) ☺
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I wouldnt insult her if I were you....Viva and I have a STRONG love for old movies and classic movie stars like Ms. Colbert! ;-) She was hotttt. wheres my cleopatra avie when i need it....damn. lol.
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I was saying it in a good way -- her hair reminds me of C.C. in "It Happened One Night" -- greatest romcom ever. I point out that next to her, Cruise looks like effin Chandler.
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I knew you guys werent really trying to insult the great Ms.Colbert ;D...I was excited that you referenced her so i had to make a comment!! I tried my darndest to not make it sound like i was seriously mad or anything. :D I can see the hair resemblance now...although it does NOTHING for katie. :D Cheers!
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what the FUCK??
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I was reading an "Us" or "Star" magazine, while treadmilling at the gym, whichever one that has the "True or false" questions about celebrities, and they swore that Tommy does not wear lifts and that he is 5'8".
Yehrite.
If they aren't "special" shoes, then why does he ALWAYS have them on?
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Submitted by xxyxz on July 17, 2008 - 3:23pm.
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Hahahahaha!
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“The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.” ~Rudyard Kipling
submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 17, 2008 - 1:10pm
I got you on the Colbert hair and the over done up stage lips is very reminiscent of a time when there was no color film and just looks a friggin mess today. But still, poor Katie couldn't drink Claudette's piss water! (Hi Nova!)
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Tommy shoes are like an illusion....the HUGE soles are mostly black, but the white part makes them look like that theres no "lift"....he's so sneaky...lol.
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After clicking on the thumbnail of his shoes, it's effing hilarious how the shoe sole is HUGE! AHAHAHAHAHA!
What's weird that the pegged jeans I used to wear in the late 80s were tighter than that! Hers are all baggy and then she pegs them, then wears black socks with the heels, that clearly can go without socks (stockings would be ok even)...but the heels are totally ugly too...it's a tragic outfit. Also Tommy Girl's lifts are awesome because you don't see them at first glance but with a click of the thumbnail..it's so insidious it's brilliant!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 17, 2008 - 4:10pm.
All's well sweetie...glad to know that I have some friends out there that appreciate the classics like I do. If people only knew how many of these "new" movies were remakes of older BETTER movies with BETTER talent it would make their heads swim! So, you are a person after my own heart! ♥
Submitted by Reeter on July 17, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Awww, little Tommy if finally growing up.
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Judging by his wife's (approved) outfit, I think he may be trying to relive his 80s youth. ;)
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Bite your tongue, honey! Don't insult the wonderful Miss Claudette Colbert that way! (j/k) ☺
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I wouldnt insult her if I were you....Viva and I have a STRONG love for old movies and classic movie stars like Ms. Colbert! ;-) She was hotttt. wheres my cleopatra avie when i need it....damn. lol.
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I was saying it in a good way -- her hair reminds me of C.C. in "It Happened One Night" -- greatest romcom ever. I point out that next to her, Cruise looks like effin Chandler.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Tommy shoes are like an illusion....the HUGE soles are mostly black, but the white part makes them look like that theres no "lift"....he's so sneaky...lol.
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OMG you're right! bawhahahahaha!
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Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
Nothing but nothing sends producers and directors scrambling to want to work with you, or gets you invited back to a tv show like dragging your has-been husband along so he can run after the janitors and caterers to force them to shake his hand.
Add your toddler, your "best friend" (aka $cieno babysitter) Jessica Rodriguez, your mother, your six $cieno body guards, your nieces, nephews, and confidentiality agreements for every man woman and child involved in the production to sign and you have got a real special two day cameo shoot to remember forever
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Honey, you misunderstand...I LOVE Claudette Colbert (even to the point that I know her last name is pronounced kohl-BEAR) and I fricking LIVE for classic/old movies! The talent of Hollywood is GONE WITH THE WIND...these young twats need to be forced to sit and watch all the classic actresses and see what it's like to actually have talent!
Why would you wear such ugly heels with baggy jeans?! She must be depressed or something. She makes Tommy Girl look fab, that is so WRONG!
Your face!
Underneath all the clothes, I bet there is a body that Claire Danes would think is too thin...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Tommy shoes are like an illusion....the HUGE soles are mostly black, but the white part makes them look like that theres no "lift"....he's so sneaky...lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
I've just calmed after seeing John Mayer wearing bin liners for pants, NOW THIS!!
Katie Cruise walking like a fucking Egyptian.
Walk like a Katie Cruise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MimmTdn9314
Submitted by Euphoria on July 17, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 17, 2008 - 3:44pm.
It looks like Claudette Colbert...
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Bite your tongue, honey! Don't insult the wonderful Miss Claudette Colbert that way! (j/k) ☺
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I wouldnt insult her if I were you....Viva and I have a STRONG love for old movies and classic movie stars like Ms. Colbert! ;-) She was hotttt. wheres my cleopatra avie when i need it....damn. lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Awww, little Tommy if finally growing up.
when did M.E. form her own Army?
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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
- Heidi Montag
The PINCH ROLL IS BACK!!! No, it's not, never will be -I'm in fashion. Clearly Michael is absolutely correct and her style chip short-circuited. You can tell there's a glitch in that close-up shot because one of her (crazy) eyes is turning in. This getup must be role-related, she's not really rockin' this. Right?! Love the close-up photo of his shoes -nice touch.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 17, 2008 - 3:44pm.
It looks like Claudette Colbert...
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Bite your tongue, honey! Don't insult the wonderful Miss Claudette Colbert that way! (j/k) ☺
Oh holy fuc*in shiot NO!!!!
That bitc& TIGHT ROLLED her jeans! She better leave that stuff alone or the Cholita's from down the road are gonna rib shank her!
I am anxiously awaiting his adopted pods to get old enough to write tommy dearest.
that shit would no doubt peel the paint from walls. imagine the shit they've seen go down.
yes, urp,
the final noise before the barfing commences.
having had heat stroke twice this summer, I know of what I speak.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 1:48pm.
_Submitted by FritoDorito on July 17, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I really REALLY hope a tell all comes out about this crazy train!
I think scientology is a weeeeee bit dangerous!
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Did you ever read that website that David Misgaviage's (sp?) niece put out there? Something about Ex-Scientology kids? I'd post the link but my internet is being a dick today and it's not letting me open up the bookmark.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Katie looks like she could be auditioning for the Broadway Production of "Flashdance"...cause you guys KNOW that one is coming soon....
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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
- Heidi Montag
Holy crap....she pegged her jeans...and then put on black stockings and heels????? WTF??
I see she's missing her hands too..must be in the shop for repair.
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Submitted by feckless on July 17, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Tommy's 3 inch "fuck me" pumps are hot.
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TOTALLY!!
He's a sexy bitch that Tommy girl!!
mwahahahaha
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Submitted by roxie on July 17, 2008 - 12:31pm.
I rememebr back when all the cool people rolled up their jeans except it was with Eastland loafers not sandals with socks
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And the girls were wearing poodle skirts?
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Katie is looking a little Baby Jane-ish in that second thumb
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Maybe she's wearing BLACK STOCKINGS UNDERNEATH HER SANDALS to hide the fake feet Tommy pasted onto the stubs he cut off. He does also looks strangely taller, like his legs have been lengthened. Aliens have magical abilities like that.
wahahahaha! seriously. what in the mother of god is she wearing?!
Submitted by feckless on July 17, 2008 - 11:48am.
Tommy's 3 inch "fuck me" pumps are hot.
lol
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 3:40pm.
LCT
brilliant!
brad pitt should date katie for awhile, bring them both back to life..
cause tommygirl's gonna want to watch..
urp, here comes my lunch!
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I would be SO much happier to see Brad Pitt and Katie Holmes together, so that Angie and Tom's lifeforce suckers will collide and they'll both explode.
Urp. That's a good pre-barf gag sound.
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_Submitted by FritoDorito on July 17, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I really REALLY hope a tell all comes out about this crazy train!
I think scientology is a weeeeee bit dangerous!
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