Thursday, July 17th 2008
Aliens Don't Know How To Dress
What the hell kind of pot luck outfit is Katie Holmes wearing?! Tommy Girl needs to have her style chip looked at, because she looks like a walking yard sale. Baggy jeans, Rihanna's leftover heels and memaw hair? No.
And how is that Tommy Girl is almost the same height as Kate even though she's wearing heels? Oh yeah, he's wearing heels too. He might as well just walk around on stilts. It would be less obvious.
Here's Tommy Girl and his robot bride leaving the "Eli Stone" set last night.
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The thing about Tommy girl is he can probably rock a pair of stilettos and lucite heals like a fucking pro. Shit, he's probably going to be the bitch who teaches Suri how to walk in heals.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Tommy's 3 inch "fuck me" pumps are hot.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 17, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Can't hate on Katie, she's young and starstruck.
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I don't hate her, either but young and starstruck? She'll be 30 in Decenber and she's been in the business for 10 years.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 17, 2008 - 3:41pm.
ha ha robots! do they poop nuts and blots like on Connan Obrien?
Do you think he is afraid she will get away?
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Or he's afraid she'll try to drown herself in the toilet if he so much as stands outside the stall
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 17, 2008 - 3:41pm.
ha ha robots! do they poop nuts and blots like on Connan Obrien?
Do you think he is afraid she will get away?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
It looks like Claudette Colbert with Chandler Bing.
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God they repulse me.
Why is "Kate" slumming it on tv anyway? Further proof of how far the mighty Tom Cruise has fallen.
((sniffs haughtily)) Nicole never had to do tv.
christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 3:40pm.
LCT
brilliant!
brad pitt should date katie for awhile, bring them both back to life..
cause tommygirl's gonna want to watch..
-ACCCKKK! Stop! NO!
*whimpers*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Seeriously, why cant this little mother fucker let this bitch leave the house alone?
WHY SHOW UP AT YOUR BITCHES JOB YOU LITTLE CONTROL FREAK?????
God i really cant stand this piece of crazy shit.
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Poor thing probably doesn't even get to use the bathroom alone. Wait, that's right, robots don't poop.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Stoney on July 17, 2008 - 3:38pm.
I dunno!
Its old as dirt but it goes soemthing like
Get a ahir cut and get a real job
clean your act up and dont be a slob
why cant you be like your big brother bob?
He's got a hair cut and a real job!
*shames self for not knowing lyrics to stupid ass song*
My brain hurts stoney!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Roxie,
It was Eastlans in the winter and Sperry Topsiders in the summer.
LCT
brilliant!
brad pitt should date katie for awhile, bring them both back to life..
cause tommygirl's gonna want to watch..
urp, here comes my lunch!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Lolo, what the fuck song is THAT?!
I need all the lyrics, please.
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Seeriously, why cant this little mother fucker let this bitch leave the house alone?
WHY SHOW UP AT YOUR BITCHES JOB YOU LITTLE CONTROL FREAK?????
God i really cant stand this piece of crazy shit.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
omg - PEGGED JEANS
I cannot believe it. That might have been the worst trend ever. I can take legwarmers, hypercolor, neon, and even those hair cone pieces - but pegged jeans??? Absolutely the most unflattering trend ever.
Z9:
Pegged jeans are cool if worn with a pair of sneakers.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 3:31pm.
bwaaa!
that's it, I'm having your poo baby.
seriously, she looks terrible. tired, old, worn out.
which is weird, you know nothing, NOTHING is stopping her from sleeping, not like Tommy girls putting the pork to her.
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K good. I left my diaphragm in the bathtub so let's get going. Let's think of this in terms of Brange. Brad looks like a washed up old fart because Ange has loaded what, 5, 6 kids (don't care enough to count) on him in the last few years and is sucking the life force right out of him.
Sound familiar??
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
I'm with you other sluts, if that peg leg bullshit comes back into style, I'd rather be buck naked.
Y'all, Katie needs us, this is a cry for help. I swear it is. That poor girl, she's begging for someone to help her. She stuck her finger in a lightsocket, she's wearing loose clothing, horrible shoes, and the most mismatching stockings/jeans/shoes combo I have ever seen!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
The jean roll is giving me flashbacks of Bronski Beat and gay bar hair.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
They sell those "secret" lift shoes on Craigslist.
Cirque du Soleil makeup and dead eyes...bet she didn't count on that portion of her contract. Oh, and that flock of swallows nesting in her hair.
Wow! Tom's custom made Turbo Tennies! Can he leap tall buildings now?
Are her jeans actually PEGGED? Please no.
If that comes back, I will walk naked.
I think Tommygirl is wearing one of those lifters that go inside your shoe to make you look taller....i've got no other explanation.....maybe he's been drinking a lot of Milk.....?????????
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 2:28pm.
bwaaa!
that's it, I'm having your poo baby.
seriously, she looks terrible. tired, old, worn out.
which is weird, you know nothing, NOTHING is stopping her from sleeping, not like Tommy girls putting the pork to her.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I rememebr back when all the cool people rolled up their jeans except it was with Eastland loafers not sandals with socks
Oviously Toms idea. he's making such a fool of her it isn't funny.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
'Bottom Gun' Bent as a fiddlers elbow!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
I could care less about these two twats, but this bitch needs to stay the hell away from Eli Stone!
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Did God invent us, or did we invent God? - Izzard
Submitted by Stoney on July 17, 2008 - 3:25pm.
If I get a stepford wife haircut like Katie, do you guys think the bf will marry me?
haaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa
Get a hair cut and give a blow job
Clean you act up and dont be a snob
is that how that song goes?
Who sings that shit?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I love that one zoomed in pic of Tom's lil gramp shoes.. white bottoms..
"Meh, No scuff marks Katie, get em off, scuff marks" *rubs head really hard*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Someone hand the bitch a can of AquaNet and a banana clip.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Katie has crazy eyes. She has totally gone over to the dark side.
Katie has crazy eyes. She has totally gone over to the dark side.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 3:26pm.
get the forks out, cause katie is done.
what the fuck she gonna look like when she really
IS older?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
We have always LOVED Tommy-girl's child-bearing hips!
This must have made her very popular back in the days(late 1970s-early 19800s) when she was renting out her GrandCanyon in hollywood as she advertised herself in the pages of the old ADVOCATE.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Lolo,
I wanted to wait for a special occassion but I can't hold it in anymore. I'm pregnant with your poo baby!
GASP!
Im going to be a Mr. Mom!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Tight roll jeans.
get the forks out, cause katie is done.
what the fuck she gonna look like when she really
IS older?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I get chills down my spine every time i see these two.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Hey- It looks like she has a black dress on underneath - and maybe she is trying to hide her woardrobe or something? She put on some Props! or Tommy's clothes...
If I get a stepford wife haircut like Katie, do you guys think the bf will marry me?
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
walking garage sell
kdfjakldfjladfjadlfadljfdlj thats me laughing
*Emily*
DONT EVEN TELL ME THAT THE TUCK AND ROLL FOR JEANS IS MAKING A COMEBACK. IF I HAVE TO INVEST IN THE SAFETY PIN INDUSTRY AGAIN TO KEEP THOSE BITCHES TUCKED AND ROLLED, I AM NOT GONNA BE HAPPY...WHAT'S NEXT? WEARING A V-NECK SHAKER/POPCORN KNIT SWEATER BACKWARDS WITH A WIFE BEATER? FUCK NO, I WON'T GO BACK TO 1986 JERKS!
While watching River's Edge the other day I had a conversation with someone about the French roll and how horrible it was... The expensive jeans and shoes (with socks??! WTF!!!) do not change my opinion.
Lolo,
I wanted to wait for a special occassion but I can't hold it in anymore. I'm pregnant with your poo baby!
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Tom is totally wearing CO$ issued footwear.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
she looks like a total stepford zombie!!!
the look in her eyes is sad! Look at her hands..
Anyways,, She's a maniac, maniac on the dance floor,, And she's tight rolling like she's never tight rolled before!! *sweats*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!