Thursday, July 17th 2008
Aliens Don't Know How To Dress
What the hell kind of pot luck outfit is Katie Holmes wearing?! Tommy Girl needs to have her style chip looked at, because she looks like a walking yard sale. Baggy jeans, Rihanna's leftover heels and memaw hair? No.
And how is that Tommy Girl is almost the same height as Kate even though she's wearing heels? Oh yeah, he's wearing heels too. He might as well just walk around on stilts. It would be less obvious.
Here's Tommy Girl and his robot bride leaving the "Eli Stone" set last night.
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Oh, I am loving the jeans. I used to wear them like that...back in 1989.
The Stepford Wife haircut is awesome.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on July 17, 2008 - 11:21am.
How can he be taller than Katie when he has plastic loafers on and she's wearing 4 inch heels? I don't understand that
he cut her knees off
tom cruise is such a stupid little bitch id love to slap those crazy ass teffs out his alien face!
FREAKS!
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Upon Further Review....why is TommyGirl waddling like a duck instead of walking?
Is this a-hole sore? Does he need Preparation H?
Katie is a hopeless cause. She's a greedy, little has-been who's in it for the $$$ and fame. I don't feel sorry for her...she knows what she's doing.
Katie looks like she's packing. Hmmmmm
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Tom's showing up everyday to the set of Eli Stone to be with Katie while she films some two bit cameo is a testament to how much of a controlling little man he really is. I truly believe that he is one of those men who doesn't allow his partner to take a deep breathe unless she/he asks permission first.
How can he be taller than Katie when he has plastic loafers on and she's wearing 4 inch heels? I don't understand that.
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Hmm....no
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Barf. 80s Mom hair and geriatric makeup is not cute.
Is this her way of telling Posh to fuck off?
Poor Katie. I keep thinking she'll snap out of it, ditch Tom, and go back to her cute and youthful self. I'm afraid it might already be too late.
He does not have his shoes altered. Anybody that wears Nike Air Force Ones Lows will tell you the same. They have a very thick sole, that's why he wears them. But he doesn't go out of his way to have his shoes altered.
holy chit, we used to peg our jeans like that in middle school man.. we'd call it "french rolling"
BWAAHAHAA!
yeah MK, her style chip needs tweaking.. wth is going on with that?
im surpirsed tommygirl is letting her out like this
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Now, Katie, take a look at yourself. Aren't you glad you sold your soul, your career, your religion, your family, your kid, your future...?
what the fuck has happen to this bitch?
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KatieBot looks like shit.
Who stole my 80s time travel machine???
This shit has gone too far. The 80s shouldn't have happened the first time. There is NO REASON to bring it back again.
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WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS CUNTS HAIR?? IT LOOKS LIKE COMPLETE SHIT, IS SHE 75 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE BEEN PASSED OUT FOR 50 YEARS...FUCK SHE USED TO BE SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE??
are those panty hose or socks? :s :s :S
It's the walk of shame outfit, his clothes, her/his? heels, mm hmm.
HER HAIR! STILL! OMG!
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O...MAI...GAWD! I was rockin' that outfit in 1988. *swap out the heels for Keds* Roll that shit tight, puffy topped socks, and a colored Ked. I'm OLD! *humming "I Need You Tonight" by INXS*
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Can't hate on Katie, she's young and starstruck.
TommyGirl has turned into 100% fullblown douchebag though. I wouldn't fuck him with Phoebe Price's dick.
Potluck outfit!!! Ahahahaahhaa!! That is friggin' hilarious and so true. Her jeans look like she's back in the grunge days. She needs a flannel!
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
WTF are they wearing and why does KatieBot 2.0 look like tranny, streetwalking Dorothy Hamill?
This bitch is beyond gone!
And TommyGirl has been wearing lifts in his pants since the mid 80s.
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EEEK! And what the fuck is that hair/makeup on Katie?!
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