Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful

Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!

A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."

The Brangaloonies have all gathered ~~in a Yahoo! chat room~~ at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."

Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.

This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 1:34pm.

@malquerida:

Personally, I would have to suspend disbelief even to consider that any of those words actually came out of her mouth.

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Submitted by malquerida on Sat, 07/19/2008 - 1:28pm.

Aaahh. That's kind of sweet that some are so willing to suspend disbelief. If you hope a baby is born healthy, you use the word "healthy." English isn't Aniston's second language.

Submitted by Chicaloca on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 6:56pm.

OH you idiots crack me up I know these brangeloonies are not stupid to belive this crap well I hope their not, but then again what can you expect from a bunch of freaks who idolize a whore who has sleep with every person shes ever work with, she destroyed billy bob's relationship and trapped him into adopting maddox but he was smart enough to leave her then she destroyed pitts relationship and trapped him with 6 kids in a little over two years, what a fabulous role model she is

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Submitted by Libra on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:59pm.

Submitted by happyface on July 18, 2008 - 12:33pm.

You're soo right! It definitely would be interesting to see all the Brangeloonies committing mass suicide!! What a day !

Submitted by cartimandua on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:11pm.

Excellent article linked by peaches and angel. And now I have my new tag.....

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 12:59pm.

Hate this fucking idiot love triangle and all the psychotic times that revolve around them. Fuck all 3 of em.

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Submitted by peaches on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 12:51pm.

I just found this article, It explains all the obnoxious press conferencesses

http://weblogs.variety.com/thompsononhollywood/2008/04/pitt-fires-pr-d.h...

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Submitted by happyface on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 12:33pm.

When people say the baby looks beautiful, during the time of birth, that usually has to do with the the baby's perceived health. Such as, all their fingers and toes are in the right place and their penis and vaginas can pee properly,etc. Calm down people.

Libra-

I've been dreaming of that possibility forever. Can you imagine how entertaining it would be? Angie won't talk though because she didn't talk much about Billy Bob. Did she? Anyway, it will probably be an amicable breakup. Blah! I hope they stay together forever because I know the breakup will in actuality be that much more boring. Them and their Birkenstock, hemp-wearin' and smokin' ways.

Submitted by peaches on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 11:02am.

Submitted by malquerida on July 18, 2008 - 10:48am.
What a shallow sentiment. She hopes the babies are beautiful? Or the parents will be disappointed? This is another example of why Aniston should never become a mother. If one was to follow Aniston's logic then her parents must have been quite disappointed with their little bundle of mediocrity.

LCT pointed out yesterday that it was probably more of a subtle dig at brangelina than her actual sentiment! And most likely she didn't even say it!

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Submitted by peaches on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 11:00am.

An interesting Quote from Mariah Carey in the Elle interview, regarding being a possible future parent:
"You get Caught up in Hollywood-land or celebrity-land, and that's maybe not the best thing for kids because they didn't ask for it...........we're not mudlinging or trying to slay anybody-but truly I really feel like it's very important to be responsible and think, Well, maybeif I do this it's not the best thing for my child. You have to take a backseat a little bit, and as someone in the public eye, you're not used to doing that." She may not name any names, but anyone with half a brain can guess she's probably refering mainly to brangelina! Wow, When a Flashy diva Like Mariah makes a comment like that (and time can only tell if she practices what she preaches), Brangelina needs to really take a good hard look at themselves! The Only hope I have left is that Brad comes from a nice family in Missouri, and maybe they'll talk some sense into him!
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Submitted by malquerida on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 10:48am.

What a shallow sentiment. She hopes the babies are beautiful? Or the parents will be disappointed? This is another example of why Aniston should never become a mother. If one was to follow Aniston's logic then her parents must have been quite disappointed with their little bundle of mediocrity.

Submitted by peaches on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 9:50am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 11:46pm.
Ha! I just realized the quotes he's referring to is actually the whole article copy and pasted. What a cheap freak JJ is, the boards are full of that copy and paste shit. Anyhow, here's the link. I think it's pretty good.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1035756/Brad-Angelinas-rainbow...

this was a wonderful article, though I hate that the media gives them so much attention, Something like this is necessary!

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Submitted by Rocket on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 9:50am.

WEll if you're not a HAG you're all a bunch of stupid morons, only losers go to another site just to make fun of the posters over there and when they hit back you all crawl back here whining how mean the posters are over there.. serve you right beyotches. Done with all of you JENNILOONIES YOU are all like your IDOL whiny and insecure bitches no wonder you all got dumped.. AU REVOIR!!! Don't bother to answer i'm not coming back here just got curious how tards people in dlisted post.
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Glad to see you got a day pass and opportunity to use the computer.

I love you delusional nutjobs that always say don't bother responding because I won't be back. Sure you will. You are a Brangiloser!

Submitted by peaches on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 9:47am.

Submitted by Libra on July 18, 2008 - 8:39am.
Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 10:13pm.

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Well , As fucking retarded as as he is, I'd certainly give dating Brad a Shot, but maybe I just want to fuck him, I don't know. Believe me there are lots of people out there who would date them, they're just gonna have trouble dating other big name celebrities, or anyone who is overly career oriented! And they'd need to watch out for the Heather Mills' of the world!

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Submitted by joanne on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 9:45am.

Submitted by someone on July 18, 2008 - 5:48am.

Well said, I know I would be in the bathroom with the water running lmao.

Submitted by vanyvrgs on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 9:19am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 6:35am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 18, 2008 - 7:23am.
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Oy! Let's not start that again.

Today is the first day of the rest of our lives:)

Angel i -- was not starting anything again, as I did not know that was an issue (500 posts and all I just skimmed). Just stating my opinion.

Have a great day!
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Submitted by mirror-mirror-o... on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 9:15am.

Oh no she did - nt......

This story is crap - what kind of "friend" would make a stupid ass comment like that... I'd shoot my "friend" in the head if they made me sound like a jealous dumbass saying that....

Submitted by The.Alias on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 9:06am.

Poor poor mediocre Jen.

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Submitted by K2 on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 8:58am.

I agree, I think it's inevitable that they break up, however, those children have cemented that relationship for awhile. I think they will become like Madonna & Guy .... living together but separate lives. Jolie will have her lesbo's on the side as an appetizer and Brad will just stop acting and do more producing, along with making sure the kids aren't cutting themselves. Jolie definitely is basking in the attention she has received since being with Pitt. She was never this important before him (even w/all her humanitatian efforts). She welcomes the papz into her life with open arms. And people have the nerve to talk shit about Jen!

Submitted by Libra on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 8:39am.

Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Lets play a game, What will happen if Brangelina Breakup! And in all honesty how many people here do believe they will breakup? I believe they will, because There we're somany celebrity couples who were so much more normal than them who did, that I can't see how they can last, they're just too high profile and to fuckin' wierd, Plus I look foward to all the scandals that will come out if they do, Angelina likes to talk, and She won't hold back like Brad and Jen did! that girl is gonna sing like a canary! Who knows, maybe next time she's in NYC for UN stuff, she'll cheat on Brad with....A-ROD!!!!

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Hey peaches! I for one do not think they'll ever break up! Not because they're oh-so-in-love but because they're STUCK with each other now coz of the kids !! Can you imagine ANYONE dating Angelina or Brad with 6, possibly more kids between them???
Also, given how this relationship started (and yes i do believe they started their dirty business while Brad was married) it is highly unlikely they would make a fool out of themselves by seperating!
Angelina is LOVING the attention she's getting now. She was famous before but not on this level and she strikes me as person who'd do anything to be in the limelight... as long as she's with Brad, she'll get that! As for Brad.... as much as he has aged in these 3 yrs... mentally he's gotten much older and only wants to spend the rest of his life around his precious (Bio) kids! Yeah that's right.... i said bio kids bcoz he might love the adopted kids... but his bio babies are very special to him! Otherwise Angie wouldn't have adhered to his "condition" and go from "I cant imagine having a kid biologically when there are so many orphans who need home" to being a baby popping machine! IMO... angelina is the desperate one in this relationship... who's having babies just to keep the douche known as Brad Pitt !!

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 7:35am.

Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 18, 2008 - 7:23am.
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Oy! Let's not start that again.

Today is the first day of the rest of our lives:)

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 7:23am.

Damn,what? I missed another great thread.

Did some head over to JJ on purpose? Not knocking anyone but why complain about people coming here from there to turn around and go over there to do the same thing you complain of?

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 6:31am.

LOL!

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Submitted by Bleeh on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 6:28am.

Submitted by someone on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 5:48am.

I love it when a rag mag says "friend"..that usually means its a total lie..I don't believe Jennifer said anything...Im fairly certain that Jen doesn't care if those two blobs are beautiful, or the ugliest kids in the world. Shes probably just glad shes not tied down with six kids.

Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 5:47am.

How dare you infer I am a hag. I am known for my pulchritude. Oh dear, don’t like the look of all this snarking- I come to this lovely site to bitch about silly slebs not wade through pages of insults. Have the ickle Jj’s laid off the Onanism long enough to try and spoil other, more erudite people’s fun? Tsk. For those of you who missed it-I can’t face reading all this either- I did spot this link posted by angel-i and heartily recommend it.

And by the way JJ loons, angeli and I are not the same person,. Not even on the same continent. Now, go and look up the big words you ungovernable morons.

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Submitted by Bleeh on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 2:56am.

To those Hags who posted on JJ i hope your life is now all complete bwahahahahah!! LOSERS!!

Submitted by . on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 2:03am.

Poop stinks and unless some scentless angel poop from heaven has been discovered, then these celebs poop and their shit stinks just like ours. END of story.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 2:03am.

nite deb ((hugs))

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 2:02am.

I am going to bed. Very exhausted. Good night to everyone and sleep well.

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I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 2:01am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 2:00am.

Wouldn't it be great if she released them into the wild to be raised by wolves?

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Submitted by . on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 2:01am.

Aww. You guys crack me up. I'm so emotionally exhausted (not from anything here but from other shittola) and your brand of laughter really does brighten my life.

I'm steppin' out for real now. Hubby wants one last tug. lol

Uhm. Topic? Dueling chattering teeth?

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 2:00am.

Hey Slutz, as I said. Shit can be misinterpreted.

You guys are the best slutz eva.

And Deb, don't feel too bad girlfriend coz I got arrested recently and I'm gonna see if I can get a copy of my digital mug shot from the local cop shop.

How much do you think I could sell that fucken pic for??

No horz, I was not arrested for prostitution.

Start the bidding...

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 2:00am.

Midgets rock. And hermaphrodites.

Wouldn't it be great if one of them Brangelina kids was hermaphrodite?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:57am.

lurves you whores. sorry im a bitch sometimes (hence the moniker....sigh)

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:55am.

Dot,
put you into MS and look for me. I get kind of wierd about adding people to Messenger until I get to know them.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:54am.

Nite, Viva (;x)
Oops - and tonicbitch.

Always a pleasure:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:53am.

Niteys, Tonic

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:53am.

Nite, VLL and Tonic
Love you bitches!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:52am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 1:49am.

I meant that the midgets were getting it in the wazoo in the links. I like midget porn because it takes up half as much space on my computer.

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:51am.

sugartits thank you, and I'm sorry I said that to you. That wasnt right either, and I mean it. And Deb again I'm really sorry for what happened. I wish I could take it back now. Im going to take a xanax and just be happy that you funny fuckers are here to chat with instead of all the insane idiots. Thank you for that and Im going to bed for realz.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:51am.

yeah I thought I would peek in before I went to bed and saw 10 pgs of fuckery, thought I would lighten the mood!

mmm warm pussy...... g'nite kids!

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:49am.

@ TV:

I'm no expert but I don't think it's safe to put midget porn links in your wazoo ;s

And anyway - that's not gross. Midgets turn me on;p

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by Sugartits on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:49am.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 9:45pm.

Sugar,
The good news is that the sun will rise again tomorrow. All of this is behind now.

Hi, I am Deborah.

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Hi, Deborah.

I usually lurk and make an occasional comment, but damn, seeing all this got me fired up. I hope whatever hurtful thing that happened to you will soon be soothed. Tomorrow is another day...

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Submitted by . on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:49am.

Viva! That was so fucking cute! LMAO! You totally made me lose my train of thought (and it was a positive one, damnit)! hahahah

Love you, baby girl! *MUAH*!

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:48am.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 18, 2008 - 1:43am.

Submitted by angel_i
Sorry Angel,
Everyone said good night to you and I thought you were gone...Of course I care. Did you move or are you in the act of rearranging?
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LOL! It's cool - I'm teasing ;p

But still, I need to vent:
I'm rearranging. Seriously, I've been sitting in this pile for days becuz I just couldn't bring myself to do it ONE. MORE. TIME. UGH. seriously - i moved those bunnies to every room of the house - each one had to be overhauled each time...I"ve moved 3 people in and out of here in the last three years...not to mention having moved myself 5 times in the last 9. I'm so fucking done with this. That's it. Wherever everything lands this time is where it's staying forever, dammit.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:47am.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 1:46am.

thanks, now I'll dream of warm pussy. As always.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:47am.

VIVA!
That is the cutest kitty!!!!!!!!! aaaaaw.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:46am.

http://image.linkinn.com/userfiles/Image/200512602419313.jpg

I dare you bitches to look at this picture and say another mean word. Go on...

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 1:45am.

Sugar,
The good news is that the sun will rise again tomorrow. All of this is behind now.

Hi, I am Deborah.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.