Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful
Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!
A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."
The Brangaloonies have all gathered in a Yahoo! chat room at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.
This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 1:43am.
I got midget porn links up the wazoo (literally) if it'll help us get through.
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Sorry Angel,
Everyone said good night to you and I thought you were gone...Of course I care. Did you move or are you in the act of rearranging?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
PS. DAE is on vacation with her family. Disgusting links have been preempted to a later date:)
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 9:36pm.
I'm sorry I snapped at you, Tonicbitch. I'm normally not like that. This whole thread is just bad for the soul. __________________________________________________
"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 18, 2008 - 1:35am.
I am that way about my dog. Completely understand.
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Ummm...Hel-LOOOOO! Do you no longer care how I'm doing or what?!?!
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 18, 2008 - 1:36am.
I know that, and we've always gotten along. Still do.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 18, 2008 - 1:30am.
Thank you, precious! I'm afraid of the dark and love the dark because I can't sleep with too much noise or light on but I need it up UNTIL that point. OY!
TV, you are NEVER mean to anyone here. You just call it as you seez it. Especiall regarding TexNcock. lmao
I'm so curious to see Angelina's twins. Is that wrong? Pathetic huh? *pinches self*
I didnt mean to snap on you TV and if thats what was really meant then I'm sorry. I'm just annoyed because I already felt bad about what happened. Ive been coming here for a long ass time and usually dont have issues with the people here. Most of the time I try to get along with everyone. So if someone acts nice then talks crap behind my back, its a little annoying. And sugartits initial response to my post was completely uncalled for since I wasnt even addressing him/her.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 1:33am.
Fuzzy family members are more fun to be around anyway. And they don't steal my vodka.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I am that way about my dog. Completely understand.
OT: I like the Girl Next Door better.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 18, 2008 - 1:26am.
No, I'm not going (it's my hubby's fam reunion) but my daughter and her fiance are going and I'll be holding the fort alone with my kitty cats. I have a 'special needs' cat that needs my constant care and I doubt anyone would be able to understand or deal with what I deal with when it comes to him so I'm fine taking care of my fur babies and letting my family go. There will be a time when my hubby and I will be able to go and have fun while my daughter takes care of the fur children but it just can't go both ways unfortunately. It sounds whack but I really love my kitties that much. (oh shaddup)!
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 18, 2008 - 1:27am.
The "douchebags" she was referring to were Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, the topic of the post.
Sorry if I've offended you.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Dot,
Get yourself a nightlight if you don't already have one. Puts the nightime anxiety attacks on the curb.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 18, 2008 - 1:23am.
Just trying to keep the peace.
TV, I think you do a fine job of it. I have panic attacks again. I haven't had them in years and I just full-on freak out like I'm gonna die. lol So I come here to try and de-stress so when all this fightin' and brawlin' is going on it kinda makes me wish for happier dlisted times. You know? When we walked fifty miles through the snow for one soggy, snowed on newspaper that included Michael K.'s snark? Well, don't laugh. It could happen! *giggle*
Fuck you sugartits. I dont give a rats ass about you.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Yes, because talking shit about us after you think we've left is not going to make the situation worse at all....
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I just got here. I don't give a fuck if you're still here or not.
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Team Valtrex, always good to see you around. :)
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Dot,
I had moved to the Nicole thread. But saw you and TV here.
Are you going to your fam reunion? Where is it at?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by . on July 17, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Sugartits, totally off-topic (like the douchebags of this topic haven't had enough attention) but, your avatar makes me want to break down and cry into a puddle of tears. I'm going to watch the next batman movie and probably cry like a stupid sap when Heath is on the screen.
Death sux! FUCK YOU DEATH! FUCK YOU TO HELL!
I felt that same way about River Phoenix too. -Hurts my heart a little. :(
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I hear ya. Watching the new Batman will be bittersweet. He went out at the top of his game.
A critic said "When Ledger wields a knife, he is thoroughly terrifying, and, as you’re watching him, you can’t help wondering...how badly he messed himself up in order to play the role this way. His performance is a heroic, unsettling final act: this young actor looked into the abyss."
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 18, 2008 - 1:18am.
Hi Dot!
Sorry I have missed you the last few days... but am very glad to see you back. I thought you had been chased off. Have not seen DAE either.
Darling Deb! There you are! Nooooo. I've been super busy helping with family crappola. They are leaving for a fam reunion whilst I take care of my house and family of cats (yep, crazy lady wiff da cats haha). Chased off? Moi? HA! Never! LOL.
AJ? ShmayJay!
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 1:20am.
Just trying to keep the peace.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Yes, because talking shit about us after you think we've left is not going to make the situation worse at all....
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 18, 2008 - 1:17am.
Team V., pray tell you didn't get dragged down into the muck and mire? Eh? Naww. Not you, bloke! You are too sexy to let the muck get to ya.
Me? I don't get mad!
I get even. };)
Hi Dot!
Sorry I have missed you the last few days... but am very glad to see you back. I thought you had been chased off. Have not seen DAE either.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Sugartits on July 18, 2008 - 1:11am.
I ♥ sanity, nice to see you, sugartits!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 7:00pm.
So, when do the JJers decide to get even by coming here to instigate in return? Thanks, we need a short busload of Love Angelinas.
Way to do exactly what you hated about her.
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AMEN.
So much for everyone "hating the drama".
They're just as fucking nuts.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Submitted by Sugartits on July 18, 2008 - 1:10am.
Sugartits, totally off-topic (like the douchebags of this topic haven't had enough attention) but, your avatar makes me want to break down and cry into a puddle of tears. I'm going to watch the next batman movie and probably cry like a stupid sap when Heath is on the screen.
Death sux! FUCK YOU DEATH! FUCK YOU TO HELL!
I felt that same way about River Phoenix too. -Hurts my heart a little. :(
I meant to say I posted at JJ
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
I just posted some kinda bad ass shit about St.Angerlina of the Godless and was 86'd.
Free at last Free at last!
Thamk God I am free at last!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
O Yay! Sugarbella, you came back - I was tryna tell them! LOL
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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Sugarbella, that avie is incredible. I want one. I'm going to go search and hope I find something half as funny as yours.
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I stole it from crabbieshollywood gotta give him the credit. I'm hoping someone really good with photoshop can make one of the "twins" kissing. Just like Mommy and Uncle Jamie!
You're welcome, Kizzy - and right back atcha (;x)
And NightyNight Kizzyfashizzle ;p
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Goodnight Angel_i---sweet dreams!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 12:48am.
@Kizzy:
Thank you, Angel, that was a great story. Thank you for your kind words, as well as your wisdom. You are definitely one of the best hwat sluuuutz here.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Gnite HORZ!
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 18, 2008 - 12:49am.
Goodnight, and thank you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 12:49am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 12:47am.
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Thanks for that, doll, I love you right back ♥♥♥♥
Goodnight
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Good night peeps =) Have a wonderful evening and dont let the freaks get to you. Just laugh at them. It's why they were put on this earth.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 12:47am.
Gotchya, boo.
Love ya too.
Nuffin wrong
between me
and you. :)
And AJ can eat my granny panties! ha!
@Kizzy:
I think we know it, Kizzy. Don't sweat it.
Lemme tell you a story:
In the time of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Zhuāngdì set a prize to have a work of art created. The guidelines were as follows: He must be able to wear it and to see it while worn. It must make him happy when he is sad and sad when he is happy.
After many months, a craftsman came to him with the perfect piece of art. It was a golden ring with bits of diamond and bits of coal set into the band. Instead of a central setting there was affixed small square chunk of gold, inscribed with the words: This too shall pass.
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Those are my words, and they came across way harsher than I intended, which is why I've been falling all over myself apologizing for it since then. I was actually trying to calm the situation, not inflame it. I really didn't realize how "blaming" that sounded, I was just trying to forestall an explosion, but it was way too late for that. That's why I went back and apologized directly, and made it clearer that I in no way intended to blame Deb for anything, she is the innocent and injured party.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Okay, who's quote was this? "They said something nasty in general, and Deb admitted it was her. So, while I feel terrible for saying so, Deb actually did it. They brought it up, but she confessed it. I am so sorry that happened. You just don't know how bad I feel. But Deb was the one that put her name to it. We can't blame them for that. They didn't do that. They put the info out there."
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Kizzy was that your own words or quoted from someone else?
-Because, that was pretty harsh if those were your words, hon. I like you and Deb both so c'mon kittens and smooch and make up!
-And, Tongue kisses all around. I can't sleep and my family leaves me for four days tomorrow while I'm alone with my puddy tats and armpit stank. -Expect more than my usual posts from me. Yeah. Lucky! ;p
Angelina's tats make me want to grab an eraser.
Goodnight, Zomay. Hope your headache goes away.
I feel bad that I got involved in this. I apologize to everyone I made comments to that were wrong or offensive.
It was all fun then went to hell in a handbasket so fast.
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 12:38am.
Goodnight, doll, sweet dreams ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hugs and licks all around. I may be a h8r but Id still rather be me and post here than some goddamned loon who prays to the Jolies and hangs around people who make even the scientologists seem normal. *kisses* ♥♥
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
What a strange thing to say!
Freya
Our humor will heal all wounds over here! Goodnight Deb, Kizzy, Tonic, LCT, and Little China Doll! Loves ya! peace, I'm out 'till tommorow!
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Diamond Dawg I see that now, I did not mean to imply that you were not seeing his point of view. I just wanted to support Team Valtrex in his attempt to bring some sanity to this. xoxoxoxo My eyes are closing as I type. Goodnight.
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I am very sorry for all of this. I had no way of knowing, and I am still sorry. I didn't want anybody to be hurt here, least of all deb. She has been nothing but nice to me, and I am gutted she bore the brunt of this.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 18, 2008 - 12:32am.
I just wish you guys would make out- er, make up a la James and Angie. Now tongue kiss and make it better, pretty please.
LMFAO!!!!
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