Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful
Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!
A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."
The Brangaloonies have all gathered in a Yahoo! chat room at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.
This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.
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Bradiful babe! how the hell are you?
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
*peeks in*
I will say I think they'd make a cute couple, Jen and Angie. I think Ang should dump Brad and start hooking up with Manny. Everyone wins.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I am so sick of this Jen vs Ang shyte. I don't give a fig about either one of these self-absorbed twats.
PSL- agreed. Enough with the triangle shit!! I'm sure Brangelina is not on her list of favorites, but I highly doubt they are on her mind 24/7 like the media tries to make everyone think. People do move the fuck on. I know, big concept.....
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
And come on--- Even I want these little fuckers to be ugly, and she didn't steal my husband with her gaping man-hole. Give me a break.
That must suck- going through 9 months of pain, more pain for hours and all that work for an ugly baby? I feel bad for some of the mothers out there.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Who gives a fuck about either of these whores!! Where is LA PEQUENA????
Wow, MK. In those pictures Aniston looks about a thousand times prettier than Holie. You are inviting a shitstorm of loonies with those kinds of shenanigans.
And don't you know her holiness Saint Angelina of the Sacred Twat should always be displayed on the left?
OFF TOPIC: A German magazine got even crazier photos of Slutty Sienna Miller being extremely slutty with Balthazar Getty! The site takes a minute to load.
http://www.bild.de/BILD/unterhaltung/leute/2008/07/17/sienna-miller/ml-f...
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Xxyxz.. *nibbles on ear* yep, That's all I wanted to do.. Carry on!!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 17, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Who the hell cares about Anniston anymore? She's a has-been.
Angelina: a media whore who has a neutered Brad Pitt on a leash.
They can all implode in their crap for all I care.
aww, the beauty of your language makes me long to recline in your lap and feed you peeled grapes.
on topic
who gives a wet, stinking rat's asshole what the fuck anniston cares about the fucking babies?
who cares????
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
JA could probably care less...
haha, PSL you are so right!! :)
OH NOOOO!
bwahahahahaha....
Ok, pick a side!
Jen Loons over there, Skeletina Loons over there...
It is metaphysically impossible to hate BOTH of them.
Can't be done.
I feel an assault looming over the shire....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
MK...you're starting to sound like a Brangeloonie....
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
"Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. "
J.Lo and Marc must be miserable.
I really, really wish the tabloids would stop with the "triangle" shit already....
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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
- Heidi Montag
this is my cue to get the hell out of here....
*walking and singing bow-chika-bow-wow*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Who the hell cares about Anniston anymore? She's a has-been.
Angelina: a media whore who has a neutered Brad Pitt on a leash.
They can all implode in their crap for all I care.
fuck it. nevermind