Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful
Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!
A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."
The Brangaloonies have all gathered in a Yahoo! chat room at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.
This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 12:32am.
You know what? If Brad does sexy times with me, I will drop the matter entirely and never EVER mention it again:)
That man should be a Gigelo!!!! He'd be even richer than he is now!!!!
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Deb, I am sorry you got hurt. I am sorry you took what I said as I was blaming you for it. I most certainly was not. They are the ones to blame for this. I did not mean to imply you were to blame for this, and I do not think in any way you are. I did not know that about you. Since I didn't know that about you, how could I possibly have known that other people knew that about you, and would use that to hurt you? There is no way. I am very sorry you got hurt, I have said that over and over again.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 9:32pm.
I just wish you guys would make out- er, make up a la James and Angie. Now tongue kiss and make it better, pretty please.
hahahaha. The voice of pervy reason.
You know what? If Brad does sexy times with me, I will drop the matter entirely and never EVER mention it again:)
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I just wish you guys would make out- er, make up a la James and Angie. Now tongue kiss and make it better, pretty please.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Thank you, zomay.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Zomay, please see my post at 9:22pm
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 18, 2008 - 12:27am.
The bottom line is that nobody in here wanted Deb to get hurt. I still blame them more than anyone here.
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Exactly right, tonicbitch.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
All I gotta say is, we are all in agreement that Brangelina and the Brangelonies suck ass! I'm still pissed at Brad for being a hypocrite to the point where I had to defend Wonky against him in a post yesterday, and I don't know if I can forgive him for that unless perhaps he has sexy times with me. But I'll be damned if they break up us D-listers, and turn us against each other! Brangelina and the loonies my think they're god, but we can't give them that power here! because they're not! Being famous does NOT make you better!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
The bottom line is that nobody in here wanted Deb to get hurt. I still blame them more than anyone here.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Hi my people. I realize I don't know anyone here very well yet...but I had to pop in and say 'chin up'. Don't let the bad guys get ya down.
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"I like everything. I like boyish girls, girlish boys...." Angelina Jolie
(Well, THAT explains Brad Pitt.....)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 18, 2008 - 12:21am
Since I actually take responsibility and say how sorry I am and how bad I feel in the post that you repeated, please explain to me how I am an asshole, or blaming other people? I put the blame where it belongs, on the ones who actually did it. I in NO way have tried to mitigate my part in it, nor have I denied it, but I'm not going to accept all of this on my head, I wasn't the one who said it, EITHER time.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip who will? ♥♥
Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 18, 2008 - 12:16am.
You could be very wrong. I'm not the one spending 10 hours at JJ insulting the posters until Deb gets hurt. I just stood up for my friend that sustained the hurt.
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I agree with Team Valtrex. Yes I don't know who Team Valtrex is, but Diamond Dawg please know, he is just trying to keep peace and keep THIS site fun. Going over to JJ is TROLLING. I thought Dlisters were above that.
See everyone in the morning. I am soooooo tired and took an excedrin pm.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 18, 2008 - 12:11am.
joanne those people are INSANE in the membrane. Jesus christ, LA/HA was a fucking picnic compared to the batshit crazies over there.
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Haha! Maybe that's what she was tryna tell us.
HA/LA was trying to be a beacon of light for us sinners, dontcha know. It's exactly what we rail against, over there. All that blind adoration - for why? Because they're pretty? O you can get into the humanitarian shit but we all know it's bullshit - they're pathetic givers in comparison to what they get. Because of movies? I think Brad's got it - honestly, I do, but Angie? I just saw Wanted - it's nothing but a bunch of Angie flying around looking sexy and shooting guns. She's made 2 1/2 movies a year since she's had the kids and THAT is the kind of shit she pumps out. It's not even about her - it's about ALL the people BEHIND the camera. They're the ones that make it good. One of the ways they do that is by knowing that Angie is fun to look at. But no one gives her much in the way of lines anymore - after she got done being the dark, brooding teenager there just wasn't anything left. So there's not really anything there either.
They are simply tied to the money machine. The money machine zombifies the masses. Do you have any idea how many zombie movies have been made in the last 5 years? Me neither, so I'll say: TONNES! There's a reason for that. It's becuz, even the blind can feel it.
A good education is not that easy to come by for all the bullshit, like guns and drugs, in the way. Good food is hard to come by because junk is cheaper and more accessible. Access to quality arts (which is actually really important to growth and development) is almost nil. They keep these people stunned and stupid and feed them these stupid numbers about the "winners" Brangelina. JJ is kinder and gentler because they don't WANT fans to stop spending their money! That's the only reason! Why the hell do you think US Mag pays him (or some such)? Which is a subsidiary of, which is a subsidiary of...until you get back to one of the illustrious seven that own everything.
Gah. So much fucking foolishness.
Good. Let them piss us off. All the more power to us for not buying into the hype and wasting our time and money on nothingness.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 18, 2008 - 12:18am.
I haven't spent 10 hours over there doing a damned thing, if you want to know, I had problems getting in there, I didn't get in until right before DD went to dinner, which was after 7??and I stopped at 11:22, when this started. I've been going back and forth for maybe 3 or 4 hours tops, and also doing email. I'm pissed Deb got hurt too, but I know to channel my anger where it belongs.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 18, 2008 - 12:16am.
You could be very wrong. I'm not the one spending 10 hours at JJ insulting the posters until Deb gets hurt. I just stood up for my friend that sustained the hurt.
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Ok. It's clear to me that I am injecting myself into something I haven't been following closely, so I will recuse myself from this discussion, and apologies for making an inaccurate implication.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 18, 2008 - 12:16am.
Figures. But the whole thing was just as a funny joke or at least started out that way. I dont want the people here fighting over it, its not worth it. Those mentally retarded assholes can say all the stuff, personal or not, true or not, about me that they want. It's not going to affect me because they DONT MATTER. Those people LOSE at life. Ive met people that are in person, just like or worse than that Jill scrounge. I pretty much just step on them and move on.
you put it all into pefect perspective, preach on sister!
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TEAM ANNISTON!!!!!! I hope she's enjoying her summer with nasty~Mayer. Why are the Assaloonie'd in here anyway? Stay on your site that keeps all of my crude comments for censorship before deleting.
Well I believe Deb will forgive you guys. I think we should all just stay away from JJrs for a while now, forget the whole thing happened. Besides what kind of blog is JJ that they don't actually make fun of celebrities, and kiss their asses. Even Piggy makes fun of celebs!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 18, 2008 - 12:16am.
You could be very wrong. I'm not the one spending 10 hours at JJ insulting the posters until Deb gets hurt. I just stood up for my friend that sustained the hurt.
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Figures. But the whole thing was just as a funny joke or at least started out that way. I dont want the people here fighting over it, its not worth it. Those mentally retarded assholes can say all the stuff, personal or not, true or not, about me that they want. It's not going to affect me because they DONT MATTER. Those people LOSE at life. Ive met people that are in person, just like or worse than that Jill scrounge. I pretty much just step on them and move on.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Ok, so I'm getting that TeamValtrex is a double-agent and the end result was Deb sustaining collateral damage. Very Machiavellian.
I could be wrong, though....
Thank you, Peaches doll, I love you right back!! I love and adore Deb!! We have sat here joking and laughing many a time, I would never, EVER want to hurt her, and never would have dreamed those bitches would come out with something like that. I am so sorry she got hurt by them.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
tonicbitch on July 18, 2008 - 12:08am.
I do remember a poster here with the name Nectar. They've posted pretty recently too. Well, I think its pretty much a given they'll never show up here with that screen name again.
- I just looked up that poster, I think they got banned.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by joanne on July 18, 2008 - 12:08am
That's the thing, joanne, they are that sick. Nothing can possibly be really about their precious Angelina, we're jealous of her babies, and wish harm on innocent babies. That makes us the monsters, and they can think they're the "kinder, gentler" ones, when in fact, its reversed.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
joanne those people are INSANE in the membrane. Jesus christ, LA/HA was a fucking picnic compared to the batshit crazies over there.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 18, 2008 - 12:07am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 9:05pm
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Spot on, DiamondDawg, right on the money.
Sorry, Angel_I, I didnt see where you had posted that before.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Something is wrong in paradise for them to start getting so cruel and personal. I have a sick grandchild and lost my first son and they accused me of wishing harm on the babies. I don't care what happens to jolie, Used to love Pitt, and cannot wish anything bad againt a baby.
I do remember a poster here with the name Nectar. They've posted pretty recently too. Well, I think its pretty much a given they'll never show up here with that screen name again.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Angel_i---Very true, and I'm just as sorry as I can be that she got hurt, but my point is, I didn't know that about deb until she said it, so why would I think anybody else knew who specifically they were talking about until she said it? I get that just seeing those details themselves are very hurtful. They are, that low blow worked exactly as it was intended. They went for the jugular and they drew blood. But nobody would have known it was Deb.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Naw, I gotcha LCT. Sleep well, hon.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 11:58pm.
I'm not meaning this in a shitty way, either, so don't take it like that, but it's been established pretty clear the only thing they're going to do here is read.
Tonicbitch is 100% correct. They do this shit all the time, and we're just not there en masse to see it. Deb herself said it was Nectar, well, Nectar's not under the name Nectar over there. We know HALA's over there, one of those 2 bitches dropped the dime.
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So its the same old rule.....don't give out personal details about your life on the internetz cuz skeezers from hell (aka JJ's) will viciously attack you and leave you for dead. Been there about 5 years ago.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 18, 2008 - 12:05am.
Shit. I'm confused.
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Maybe Kiz can explain it better. I'm exhausted and going to bed.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 18, 2008 - 12:01am.
So did I call right LCT?
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On the money.
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Shit. I'm confused.
Brad fucked up. Simple as that. But he seems to be making the most of life with no nuts.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 11:58pm.
I'm not meaning this in a shitty way, either, so don't take it like that, but it's been established pretty clear the only thing they're going to do here is read.
Tonicbitch is 100% correct. They do this shit all the time, and we're just not there en masse to see it. Deb herself said it was Nectar, well, Nectar's not under the name Nectar over there. We know HALA's over there, one of those 2 bitches dropped the dime.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 11:55pm.
I just don't want them to show up here, we already had LA. Do we really want more?
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Ok. My apologies, then.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 11:58pm.
The thing is, those people bring shit from this site over there all the time. Just like Perez, just like any other blog, people go back and forth all the time. Obviously whoever posted that was NOT one of us and follows what goes on in both places. And JJ'ers certainly post nasty stuff about the people here all the time, with our without our trolling. It's just that we arent usually over there to en masse to see it.
You are wise, grasshopper! I think Tonicbitch has summed it all up perfectly, and this is why we shouldn't be turning on each other!
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LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 11:54pm
Well golf fucking claps for the JJ asswipes.
Couldn't take some poking and see how they truly are?
Oh yes, JJ must be soooo proud of his little minions that take cheap shots. Look what they had to resort to.
Well, they are cheap little whiny bitches anyway, they wonder why they can only go to ONE site on the web, it's like a cage.
Deb, I'm so sorry.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
HEY! Go see this avvie! It's HWAT! No lie!
Submitted by Sugarbella on July 17, 2008 - 11:24pm.
I hope that get Uncle Jamie's bug eyes.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 18, 2008 - 12:01am.
So did I call right LCT?
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On the money.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 11:58pm.
WELL I STILL LOVE YOU AND KIZZY! I'm sure Deb knows it's not your fault they brought that up! Deb I know you feel angry at d-listers that the Loonies made a martyr of you when you weren't involved, but I hope you won't leave us! We love you!
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Read back. She blatantly said it was our fault. I am not going to fucking sit here and get blamed because JJ posters are unstable. Abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
So did I call right LCT?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 11:58pm.
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Ok - last time, I swear;p (I have the self-control of Lindsay Lohan, I tellya)
It's not so much that her name got outed, it was just seeing it up there, I think. It was a hurtful thing to say.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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The thing is, those people bring shit from this site over there all the time. Just like Perez, just like any other blog. People go back and forth between all the blogs, it's nothing new. Obviously whoever posted that was NOT one of us and obviously follows what goes on in both places. And JJ'ers certainly post nasty stuff about the people here all the time, with or without our trolling. It's just that we aren't usually over there to en masse to see it.
Edited for crappy spelling and JJ-like grammar.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
If anyone is feeling overly sensitive, take it to heart when I say don't bother going back to JJ. IGNORETHEM has taken it up him/herself to act like the next level of hell.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 11:48pm.
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What's making me negative is that people in here are fucking turning on each other and somehow Kizzy are I are the prime targets for Deb getting insulted. That's really awesome. As if we can control what they choose to bring up as an insult.
WELL I STILL LOVE YOU AND KIZZY! I'm sure Deb knows it's not your fault they brought that up! Deb I know you feel angry at d-listers that the Loonies made a martyr of you when you weren't involved, but I hope you won't leave us! We love you!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 17, 2008 - 11:52pm.
OK, WTF did they do to Deb?
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They said something nasty in general, and Deb admitted it was her. So, while I feel terrible for saying so, Deb actually did it. They brought it up, but she confessed it. I am so sorry that happened. You just don't know how bad I feel. But Deb was the one that put her name to it. We can't blame them for that. They didn't do that. They put the info out there.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 11:55pm.
I just don't want them to show up here, we already had LA. Do we really want more?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 17, 2008 - 8:52pm.
OK, WTF did they do to Deb?
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go back about 1 page, Bradiful.
and I brought my jewelry work to the computer table so that's why i'm still here after i said bye.