Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful
Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!
A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."
The Brangaloonies have all gathered in a Yahoo! chat room at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.
This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 11:55pm.
HO'd up. What I'm seeing is that TeamValtrex started the "staff splitting," so to speak.
TeamValtrex playing for/against both teams?
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And yet the rest of us get blamed. Rich.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 8:51pm.
What's making me negative is that people in here are fucking turning on
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HO'd up. What I'm seeing is that TeamValtrex started the "staff splitting," so to speak.
TeamValtrex playing for/against both teams?
Correct me if I'm wrong, I'll gladly apologize.
Night all. It's Friday......whew.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
P.S. Deb I am sorry to hear the loons are being douches to you, they need to get over it and admit they all need high doses of thorazine
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 17, 2008 - 11:52pm.
OK, WTF did they do to Deb?
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They acted like typical JJ posters, got way too personal with their insults and brought up shit that need not be touched. Plain and simple.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Drive-by post. I'm not here to bash or bitch, I just want to say hi and bye!
OT: This JA v. AJ crap will never end will it? Man if they wanted to really work everyone into a lather they'd have JA over to the Chateau des Enfants there in the magic forest and have them all wave from the balcony.
OK, WTF did they do to Deb?
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Submitted by Bleeh on July 17, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Wow never knew that D-listers will be like the FEMALEFIRST posters they are so obsess with the JJ posters too. Hehehehe i guess you are all fascinated with the fans.. hope you post a lot there coz you know it gives a lot of hit and that makes JUST JARED famous all over the internet not to mention Jared laughing all the way to the bank...LOOOLLL.
Can you be any less clever! that the best you can do! And by the way yes we're fascinated, because everyone knows there's nothing more disturbingly fasinating then a TRAIN WRECK, except in your cases, a whole GROUP of TRAIN WRECKS!
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 11:48pm.
oh come on now My awesome canadian, don't be so negative, the fact that we have souls means we DID win! And JJ had to use a low blow, they can't say anything fuckin' clever, so thats CHEATING!!!
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What's making me negative is that people in here are fucking turning on each other and somehow Kizzy are I are the prime targets for Deb getting insulted. That's really awesome. As if we can control what they choose to bring up as an insult.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Bleeh on July 17, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Wow never knew that D-listers will be like the FEMALEFIRST posters they are so obsess with the JJ posters too. Hehehehe i guess you are all fascinated with the fans.. hope you post a lot there coz you know it gives a lot of hit and that makes JUST JARED famous all over the internet not to mention Jared laughing all the way to the bank...LOOOLLL.
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First Short Bus just rolled in.
Submitted by Bleeh on July 17, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Wow never knew that D-listers will be like the FEMALEFIRST posters they are so obsess with the JJ posters too. Hehehehe i guess you are all fascinated with the fans.. hope you post a lot there coz you know it gives a lot of hit and that makes JUST JARED famous all over the internet not to mention Jared laughing all the way to the bank...LOOOLLL.
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Do you lick your ass with that mouth? Ugh!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
The fuck they won. cue the music "Thought I tol ya we won't stop, thought I tol' ya we don't stop" We are still here, and we can still have fun, they didn't ruin jack shit. All they did was confirm and solidify the belief that we actually are the kinder and gentler ones, because we're not that cruel. They are. So, they can talk shit all they want, we know the truth.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Debfrmhell, please accept a hug and smile from an insane retard. A loon got to me too, i'm 51. Her fans will wreck any kind of come-back she's trying for.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Well awesome, for anyone who gives a shit, JJ won. Nice to see we actually have souls I guess.
oh come on now My awesome canadian, don't be so negative, the fact that we have souls means we DID win! And JJ had to use a low blow, they can't say anything fuckin' clever, so thats CHEATING!!!
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"Nice to see we actually have souls I guess".
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We do? I mean, yeah sure, WE DO! ;)
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Bleeh on July 17, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Wow never knew that D-listers will be like the FEMALEFIRST posters they are so obsess with the JJ posters too. Hehehehe i guess you are all fascinated with the fans.. hope you post a lot there coz you know it gives a lot of hit and that makes JUST JARED famous all over the internet not to mention Jared laughing all the way to the bank...LOOOLLL.
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Fuck off.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Wow never knew that D-listers will be like the FEMALEFIRST posters they are so obsess with the JJ posters too. Hehehehe i guess you are all fascinated with the fans.. hope you post a lot there coz you know it gives a lot of hit and that makes JUST JARED famous all over the internet not to mention Jared laughing all the way to the bank...LOOOLLL.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 11:43pm.
yes many of us Jews also have a great genetic gift called a terrific sense of humor, which clearly was bestowed upon you!
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 10:35pm.
They are jealous that Dlisters are better at saying the best stuff, so they have to go and make a low blow at Deb!
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You're totally right. They are just jealous cos the smartest thing they could ever come up with was "Thank you Jared for the new post" or "Hello BAMPZQWERTYUIOXYZ family!"
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Peaches, I knew I loved you! ;-)
In other news, I hate refreshing and then scrolling down because that General Hospital dude looks JUST LIKE an ex, so I cringe when I scroll past that post. Every time.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Well awesome, for anyone who gives a shit, JJ won. Nice to see we actually have souls I guess.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Deb just remember we all love you, so don't cry! D-listers had my back against infiltrators like TexnDoc! We are all one big smartass family over here, and your a member of this family! hope you do sleep well tonight!
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 11:35pm
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I just wanted to make everything clear, before things got too out of hand over here. I'm not excusing myself at all, but I just wanted to make sure everybody knew what was up before people started getting too upset. I'm Jewish, too, yes, oy, do we have the guilt! Another reason for the machete.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
This shit is depressing and I come here for a laugh not a cry.
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In the words of angel i, TRUEDAT.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Deb, don't be sad over the loons picking on your ass. You know better! If they kick you, then kick harder, ram their asses against the floor without lube using a broomstick thicker than a tennis racket... That's what I'd do anyway. Why would you care what some Brangelina salad tosser, herpes infested, trucker fucking loon says about you? Poor fuckers, they couldn't let it go, could they? They just had to get something personal to hurt someone over a fucking celebrity. Now that shows what kind of losers they are. If they were really as "superior" as they claim to be, they would not have done that. They can't defend their goddess through her good actions so they just had to make it personal.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 11:29pm.
If you don't like being bitten, stop sticking your head in the lion's mouth. They did nothing until they were pushed into it.
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That's not exactly true, either. Sorry. On Sunday, someone said they mentioned dlisted and talked shit about us. That was the reason anybody started going over there to start with, was to see what they said about us.
well I'm glad you clarified that Kizzy, because tema valtrex made me feel kinda guilty. But haven't we been saying stuff about them for a while? I haven't really got involved in the JJ stuff 'till today, so I just want to know D-listed is the good guys! I'm Jewish, so I have a genetic disorder called guilt! hahaha!
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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Wow, this party really died........
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Yeah. I'm kinda sad about it.
See you top shelf peeps tomorrow.
Submitted by . on July 17, 2008 - 11:31pm.
The brangelina crap just brings out the full moonies.
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Trudat. Everytime they're around things get nuts. Every. Single. Time.
DebFrmHell: you know that none of us here cares either way about these little details - we love you becuz you're fun. Period. Those JJ people would just look for anything to say about anyone - they don't really care either, they just want to be mean. And Congratulations to them becuz they are. We might be bitchy but they are downright callous.
This is crazy - let's not worry ourselves about it but leave them be and get back to bitching out celebs.
I think we should blame MK for the evening for leaving us with "Nicole Kidman Goes Mattress Shopping".
And I think we should (seriously) boycott Brangelina threads in true D-Listed glory. Really what else is there to say until we can celebrate their heads exploding or some such?
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 11:35pm.
They are jealous that Dlisters are better at saying the best stuff, so they have to go and make a low blow at Deb!
Eggggzactly, peaches!
-And with that? I'm outta here. This shit is depressing and I come here for a laugh not a cry.
Peace and smiles to all and have a lovely weekend.
I edited because I was trying to help and failing miserably.
I just now recall that tomorrow is a full moon. Tomorrow should be a wild ride.
As far as I know right now, I will not ever be going to JJ's again. One day apparently was enough.
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Wow, this party really died........
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
They are jealous that Dlisters are better at saying the best stuff, so they have to go and make a low blow at Deb!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 11:29pm.
If you don't like being bitten, stop sticking your head in the lion's mouth. They did nothing until they were pushed into it.
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That's not exactly true, either. Sorry. On Sunday, someone said they mentioned dlisted and talked shit about us. That was the reason anybody started going over there to start with, was to see what they said about us.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Gosh, K2, I'm flattered. I posted that many pages ago! LOL
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Give it up Kizzy. From this point on we're always going to be blamed for the unstable assholes at JJ making people in here feel bad regardless of what we say.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Ok...here's the repost from SUNDAY that I was supposed to post on Monday July 14. This happened for reals:
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 13, 2008 - 7:10pm.
GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
It turns out my neighbor-friend is a BRANGELOONIE!!!! We had a massive throw-down at a restaurant during breakfast this morning!
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THAT is some funny shit! I just recently realized my sis doesn't like skank Jolie and now a friend of mine brought up the "twins" yesterday and she tells me how she can't stand this asshole family either. WOW who would've thought! Anti-Jolie's right under my chin!
Deb girl, what exactly happened? they called you a mental patient, well their golden calf Angelina's own father once said she's got serious mental problems, so who are they to judge.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 11:26pm.
You all started this. Live with it. There is no blaming one or the other. You saw this as a sport but while both sites have done their share of bashing...the thing you are forgetting is that I was NOT in on this and have tried on a couple of occasions to discourage you all in this effort.
You all are turning into everything they think about you and you just don't get it.
Deb, holdddddddd up!
Hon, dlisted is my only gossip vice. I posted once or twice on others but it was empty and meaningless. One thing I adore about you is how you were kind to me even after I bitched you out. You have a good heart.
The brangelina crap just brings out the full moonies.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 8:09pm.
DDawg,
I am sitting here crying at my freaking computer so those pearly words of wisdom help me how????
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Deb, they pulled something out because THEY are pieces of shit.
You cannot be defined by time in place of restoration. YOU CANNOT. You define yourself by you.
OK, I have to be a bitch here a minute, and add a machete to everyone's train of thought. There is no suing their asses, they posted what I typed that someone over 50 had been in a mental hospital. Deb herself put the name to it. Deb outed herself. They didn't put a name to it.
Sorry to have to say that, but it's true. NO, it does not negate my part in this at all, but I had to make that clear.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 8:26pm.
My friend, I am not attacking you or supporting him. I've had some biz with him the last few years (non-porn related, I hasten to add). I was just trying to offer an update. Be good!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 11:26pm.
If you don't like being bitten, stop sticking your head in the lion's mouth. They did nothing until they were pushed into it.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Sugarbella, that avie is incredible. I want one. I'm going to go search and hope I find something half as funny as yours.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
ok. I'm out to work on that necklace.
Submitted by Sugarbella on July 17, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Sugarbella, that avatar of yours almost made me tinkle! LMAO!
Perhaps it's even accurate?
LMAO again!
You all started this. Live with it. There is no blaming one or the other. You saw this as a sport but while both sites have done their share of bashing...the thing you are forgetting is that I was NOT in on this and have tried on a couple of occasions to discourage you all in this effort.
You all are turning into everything they think about you and you just don't get it.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 11:23pm.
I'm not putting this on you. I am, however, pointing out the hypocrisy. Everyone bitched and moaned and cried until they got LA banned from Dlisted for not fitting in and for having a differing opinion, then they go adopt her tactics on JJ. And Deb gets to pay for it.
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We ALL get to pay for it. I had to put up with people over there saying over and over and over for the past day that I deserved having my heart broken into a million pieces because I'm a piece of shit.
JJ posters are hitting way below the belt and I'm sure no one in here foresaw the extreme measures they would go to to try to hurt us when we went there.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie