Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful
Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!
A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."
The Brangaloonies have all gathered in a Yahoo! chat room at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.
This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 11:18pm.
I didn't say he lives in a shack in the backwoods of West Virginia (not that WV is bad). All I said is that he's fat now. Which is TRUE.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I hope that get Uncle Jamie's bug eyes.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 11:19pm.
I'm not putting this on you. I am, however, pointing out the hypocrisy. Everyone bitched and moaned and cried until they got LA banned from Dlisted for not fitting in and for having a differing opinion, then they go adopt her tactics on JJ. And Deb gets to pay for it.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Been there, done that but not at any other blog site but HERE and it sucked. People come from other blogs and obviously hate our guts for our witty snark. Fuck 'em and don't you dare let them win.
-And AJ and JA can both eat my granny panties. Both of them are self-bloated bitches. No spank you.
Oh and Jenfraud probably won't come back (for those of you who have missed her). On another site she referred to Dlisted as immature children - something about not being on her level. Anyhoo, I think after everyone ganged up on her she got nervous. It was like the mirror was being held up to her and she could finally see her inner loonie emerging.
ok, deb
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 17, 2008 - 11:10pm.
And Deb is far too amazing a person to have to pay because you need to taunt others into a fight.
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I'm sorry, you're blaming this on me? They bashed me too. And FYI - I haven't posted on there today because I've been banned. Don't fucking put this on me TV.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 7:40pm.
I'm fat and bald now. Nothing like my photo. BUT...I can still screw like a pro.
Ron lives in a hip condo on Franklin Ave. in WeHo, with a stunning view of most of LA. He's exactly like he always was. Please read into that a lot, ok?
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DO NOT WANT A PHONE NUMBER AND DO NOT PUT IT OUT THERE!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I was banned by JJ months ago. Please, everything I wrote was awaiting moderation! It's like a cult over there. If you don't blend in with the group and start stroking egos then you get tossed out. Also, they referred to me as "SHITZY" or whatever name they made up, too. SO that person must've been egging them on for a long time. Now I only go over to look at the photos from time to time - but never even attempt to leave a comment. Those bastards are brutal towards Aniston. You'd think she didn't want to have "their" children!!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 11:09pm.
I just more than got them back for that, too. I'm sorry one of them spilled your secret. Since you know who it was, you know they aren't the shining examples of sainthood OR sanity, themselves, so do not let them get to you. Do you really honestly think none of them haven't been in a facility, just like DD said? Every state in the United States has at least 5 facilities, so you are far from the only one. Just like DD said, there are at least 100 million other people who have been there, too. And for certain, plenty of them landed over there at JJ.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Deb, I'm so sorry you are hurting....I knew constant trolling was going to backfire- I mentioned it earlier this afternoon...
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“I thought I knew you...I got a new view, I thought I knew you well....oh well"
-No Doubt "Sunday Morning"
And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
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Damn, Deb! That's my favorite song right now! I've had Donnie Darko on my tv since the 4th of July. It is so fantastic! You'll like this:
From the movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR91Rj1ZN1M
The original TFF song (the dancing is so kickin'!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZRib_aAQFQ
Well, I am sorry that you were hurt through this, DebFrmHell. To be honest, it seems to me like it's not the first time they've hashed it out...and I've never been there before now, so I'm just guessing.
I was a little rough with them but mostly I'm just doing my thing, really. I don't see any great huge disaster (other than this this with Deb, but that's on them, to an extent - it's totally out of order) coming. They won't pop in here because they're caught up in the wheel too. They see everything in dollars and cents and they won't give MK the time of day out of pride.
Even if they do - it's only words, you know?
I'm not saying I'm going back there to have at them - just really, to be soothing, I guess...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
And Deb is far too amazing a person to have to pay because you need to taunt others into a fight.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
See, the thing I want to make clear to y'all here, is, when I STOP cursing, that's the time to worry. As long as I'm cursing, I'm fine and dandy. When I stop swearing, I'm no longer bullshitting around, I'm serious. That's when you know there's trouble. I love cursing. I've been cursing a long time. Fuck is one of my favorite words. It's so versatile. You can make a fuck into anything. Just ask Jolie, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
OnT: Jen's happy alright, happy it's not her stuck with 6 kids!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Granny Panties on July 17, 2008 - 11:04pm.
I knew a JARED once. He was a ghey that lived in CT and worked in DC.
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Ahaha. That made me laugh. Luckily, Family Guy is coming on now so I should get some good laughs out of that, too.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
DDawg,
I am sitting here crying at my freaking computer so those pearly words of wisdom help me how????
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Deb you are far too amazing of a person to let them get to you. I posted that story the other day that I hate Angie because she broke up a marriage and knowing how it feels to be cheated on, I hate her because she could knowingly do that to someone etc etc etc. Jill has talked about almost nothing but that and ripped me to goddamn shreds over it, saying I deserved to be cheated on because I'm such a worthless pile of trash.
You know what? It just goes to show what kind of a person she is. Them being assholes does not reflect on us. Remember that.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
True DD, true. I'm staying out of there until everyone has been banned and *I* have the clean slate to go in and do some damage. I'm like the little karate kid and you all are my mr. myagi's...
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
I cannot say anything about HA/LA. Don't know nor do I care that she posts there. What I do know is that I do not post there. EVER. My best guess is that it is Nectar. Never the less, it is something that has been discussed and not all that long ago.
What upsets me is that everyone is going "yippeee and skippeeee" thru that web site with no clue as to what you are exposing other people to. And it has hurt me to the core. I share with you people at this site because I like most of you. I put out personal stuff when you are dealing with things to help you understand and to help you cope.
Now I am being made an example of the so called freaks over here.
I don't fucking like it in the least. So have your giggles and pat yourselves on the back for a job well done.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 17, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Me thinks when Jared isn't feeding the loons on JJ, he's got dlisted running in another tab, for sanity.
I knew a JARED once. He was a ghey that lived in CT and worked in DC.
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We're back bitches
http://juiceypitt.19.forumer.com/index.php
@Sandbitch:
I betcha he does at that.
And Jill is wack, Jack. I hope it's not true she's got kids cuz she is the nastiest ho in nasty, hoville.
PS. Good point, TV. But I never hated her so I can do as I please. JJ says so:) *I*'m not banned lol.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Little China Doll, do not trouble your pretty little head with such difficult questions. Ours is not to question why, but to send Kizzy in to work them up into a frothy whippable lather!
xoxoxoxo
So, when do the JJers decide to get even by coming here to instigate in return? Thanks, we need a short busload of Love Angelinas.
Way to do exactly what you hated about her.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Actually Kizzy,
Deb, darlin' I did not know that myself. I am sorry I wasn't aware, or I certainly wouldn't have repeated it, I thought for sure it was bullshit. Really, as I said, I thought it was HALA. I have to say, doll, you really cannot let what they've said upset you. I'm glad you own it, and stepped up to it, but you didn't have to out yourself. Really and truly, it was funny for one of them to come out with that remark, because I'm positive more than one of them have also seen the inside of an institution. It's nothing to be ashamed of, and nothing you should feel bad about. If that's the only way they can make themselves feel superior, they're not really so superior, are they?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 7:56pm.
How the fuck old is this Jill bitch who thinks she's better than everyone? She said something about "I didn't have cords like that when I was 39" and talking about having kids and a family and stuff.. doesn't it seem a bit rich that she has the audacity to be slamming people about their lives when someone her age has nothing better to do when she apparently has such a great family??
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Extra observant LCT! Good work.
Oh, and could someone please tell them that I am EIGHTY!!
letinstar: xoxoxoxo good to see you... been away for a long while -- trying to get back into the swing of things
And I concur - jen won this round. . .
~SAS
There is nothing I love more than being told I am absolutely right! I am shallow and petty that way. ~Mrs.Kravitz 7/11/08
ok, I know this is such a blah question/statement, but I just honestly do not understand how people get SO involved in a celebrity couple's life that they act like they are part of it, like they truly know what goes on. Why, why, why? Pathetic is an understatement.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Me thinks when Jared isn't feeding the loons on JJ, he's got dlisted running in another tab, for sanity.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxNV5m5WHBEd
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Hey, hey, hey nowwwwwwww. I only do an occasional 'social' bong-hit and bud light beer. I'm also a narcissistic psychopath...at least that's "Mommy dearest's" new name for me. Before I was "Demon possessed" so really this is a step up! Yay me! :P
Jennifer and Angelina both have annoying juxtaposed photos. MK is a fuckin' genius at that shit. LoL
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 7:43pm.
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LOL.
Its troubling how much energy they expend trying desperately to find SOMETHING to chide us about. I guess they figured out "neener, neener, neener" isn't really a good comeback. I'm really offended at being called an 11 year old - that was really brilliant of them. They must also all be in the Hello Kitty Club, too, aren't they? I bet they still wear Garanimals.
OT: There's a new post that's just awful about Aniston. I don't understand their extreme hatred of her. It's not like she fought Brad on the divorce. It was over rather quickly. Angie shagged Brad and that was it. Game, set, match. Jennifer never even had a fighting chance.
They are truly dérangé!
How the fuck old is this Jill bitch who thinks she's better than everyone? She said something about "I didn't have cords like that when I was 39" and talking about having kids and a family and stuff.. doesn't it seem a bit rich that she has the audacity to be slamming people about their lives when someone her age has nothing better to do when she apparently has such a great family??
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 10:52pm.
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Aw, man. They'd have to know that from way back. I didn't know that. They are, likely, getting a lot of their info from LA, in fact. She's been there forEVA.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Actually Kizzy,
"And one here, who was a former mental patient, is over 50."
This is a reference to me and it is something I have shared on this site. Seems they have done a little trolling on their own.
Thanks.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by . on July 17, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Since when did being a "dlister" become synonymous with the plague of a thousand drunken stoned meth heads?
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LMAO!
Since when did it not?! LOL! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Since when did being a "dlister" become synonymous with the plague of a thousand drunken stoned meth heads?
Fuck me sideways but snarking on celebs is NOT a criminal activity!
-And, as much as I tease about myself wearing mom jeans and being 300+ pounds I'm not [like it matters] and nor are most of the gorgeous women here who get a few shits and giggles poking fun at pretentious turd fucks.
The men here both straight and gay are pretty hilarious too.
Since when does posting on a gossip blog have to get so ugly, personal, and ridiculous?
Team dlisted vs. other gossip blogs just cracks me up. I mean c'mon, man? Cut me some slack, Jack! Take a new stand, man and set yourself free!
And they outed my spam post. I went back and backed them up:)
fourtoi @ 07/17/2008 at 10:53 pm
Jill @ 07/17/2008 at 10:28 pm
passing Through @ 07/17/2008 at 10:19 pm
Loony is publicly discussing spamming another blog…then going over to the other blog and doing it…and expect no one to know what you’re doing.
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Hey dumb@ss. Me again.
I said we’re BETTER than spammers. I don’t know WHY you keep ignoring the fact that I didn’t bring a posse here when I first came. I keep telling you that and you keep ignoring me. They came here cuz you’re funny. Take the compliment already.
I never came here to spam. I was joking about how it just happened.
In fact - WE never mentioned that OTHER site. YOU did. Duh.
*I* came here to see how the other half lives. Every time I come back I’m SO glad I didn’t find this place first - I would have been disillusioned altogether.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Truth: I think she's, likely, handling just like any other person would. She was hurt. It was atrocious the way they hurt her. She was sad for a while and now she's going on about her life. I bet she's sad she's got no kids - she looks like a 'mommy' type. But she's got friends (haha!) and she's got a life, she dates. Life may not be perfect *whining*Like Brangie's!*/whining* but it'll be ok.
It's true - she could have gone crazy; she could have gotten the camera aimed at herself in lots of different ways(she has a really good "charity" look to her) but she didn't. She just went on about her business. Every thing we hear about her is from someone else. Any attention she's pulling is totally not invited, but she handles it pretty well.
Other than that, she is a non-entity to me. She could thank Brangelina for making people look at her at all.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Sigh.. life has no meaning anymore. Stripped of the title.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
It would take a caravan of short buses to house all those loonies. There are a variety of loonybins whose patients are up past bedtime. Do you know they accused us of being old? Over 35, the horrors!! And one here, who was a former mental patient, is over 50. I do believe they were talking about HALA, even if she said she was only 19. Little do they know, she's actually among them, now!! BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
onT: Jen is over the moon she is missing out on the hassle and headache.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 10:40pm.
I bet you're still hot Peaches. Me on the other hand, I'm fat and bald now. Nothing like my photo. BUT...I can still screw like a pro. ;-)
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yep, that's true!
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Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 10:40pm.
I bet you're still hot Peaches. Me on the other hand, I'm fat and bald now. Nothing like my photo. BUT...I can still screw like a pro. ;-)
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yep, that's true!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Hi, I'm having a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios for dinner. Uh...I just saw this at JJ's:
passing Through @ 07/17/2008 at 10:19 pm # 240 There’re 2 DListers here! @ 07/17/2008 at 8:48 pm
NovaNightly and DiamondDawg.
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ROTFLMAO. See…this is why I don’t read the comments at DListed. Michael K is funnier than just about any comedian around today. But those people who post over there are off their freaking rockers. Then they have the nerve to call us “loonies”. Loony is publicly discussing spamming another blog…then going over to the other blog and doing it…and expect no one to know what you’re doing. Oh wait…that’s loony…AND stoopid, too. Oh well…that’s about what I expect from that crowd over there. Not a whole lot of pre-school graduates on that site…
uhh.. did they spell "stoopid" wrong on purpose.. me thinks not.. I may fuck my spelling up here sometimes, but hell, that's just...STOOPID!!LOL!!!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 10:37pm.
Hi, I'm having a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios for dinner. Uh...I just saw this at JJ's:
passing Through @ 07/17/2008 at 10:19 pm # 240 There’re 2 DListers here! @ 07/17/2008 at 8:48 pm
NovaNightly and DiamondDawg.
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ROTFLMAO. See…this is why I don’t read the comments at DListed. Michael K is funnier than just about any comedian around today. But those people who post over there are off their freaking rockers. Then they have the nerve to call us “loonies”. Loony is publicly discussing spamming another blog…then going over to the other blog and doing it…and expect no one to know what you’re doing. Oh wait…that’s loony…AND stoopid, too. Oh well…that’s about what I expect from that crowd over there. Not a whole lot of pre-school graduates on that site…
uhh.. did they spell "stoopid" wrong on purpose.. me thinks not.. I may fuck my spelling up here sometimes, but hell, that's just...STOOPID!!LOL!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I bet you're still hot Peaches. Me on the other hand, I'm fat and bald now. Nothing like my photo. BUT...I can still screw like a pro. ;-)
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 17, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Ok, so how long was that?! I JUST got done reading the 250 posts. Damn, y'all are some funny mo fo's! Peaches, I saw that post!! Yeah, we were both so hot back then. Bow chika wow wow.
LMFAO!!!!!! Oh, but I still look pretty good now, you can see me in a non porn role in American Pie: Band Camp.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Hi, I'm having a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios for dinner. Uh...I just saw this at JJ's:
passing Through @ 07/17/2008 at 10:19 pm # 240 There’re 2 DListers here! @ 07/17/2008 at 8:48 pm
NovaNightly and DiamondDawg.
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ROTFLMAO. See…this is why I don’t read the comments at DListed. Michael K is funnier than just about any comedian around today. But those people who post over there are off their freaking rockers. Then they have the nerve to call us “loonies”. Loony is publicly discussing spamming another blog…then going over to the other blog and doing it…and expect no one to know what you’re doing. Oh wait…that’s loony…AND stoopid, too. Oh well…that’s about what I expect from that crowd over there. Not a whole lot of pre-school graduates on that site…
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How about - DiamondDawg doesn't give a shit? And thanks to all the hores from JJ who are looking in over here. Every click makes MK a dollar! LOL
and about those delusions....I swear, this afternoon was the very first time I ever looked at comments at JJ.
Can all of the JJ Loons squeeze into just ONE short bus, or do they have a whole caravan?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 10:28pm.
OnT: I have no doubt Jennifer is glad she's not burdened with 6 kids, and just wishes people would stop asking her about Brad and his life now. Gotta give her credit, she hasn't sought the spotlight of the tabs about the birth, she's stayed away from it, she's not using the Brangelina birth for PR moves for herself.
you all remember the Iron Man premare when they asked Fishsticks if she wanted to wish them Well? She simply said: "NO!" Oh I have had a special place in my heart for Fishy ever since! She's as sick of them as we are! I can only imagine what she thought of those ridiculous press conferences!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on July 17, 2008 - 10:33pm.
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be honest...is my wig on straight?