Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful
Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!
A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."
The Brangaloonies have all gathered in a Yahoo! chat room at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.
This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.
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Ok, so how long was that?! I JUST got done reading the 250 posts. Damn, y'all are some funny mo fo's! Peaches, I saw that post!! Yeah, we were both so hot back then. Bow chika wow wow.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by letinstar on July 17, 2008 - 7:13pm.
of course jen anniston is happy for brangelina and all...jen doesn't have to deal with 6 kids under the age of 7
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Oh yes Kizzy, I figured it out!!! LCT, love ya but kizzy is the Red Heather!!!! LMFAO!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 10:01pm.
If that Jill had a mind to lose it would actually be pretty funny. I got booted too. Oh well, we're making the mods earn their pay ;)
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SHe is a fucking nut job! I can honestly say I have never encountered anyone as cruel and mean-spirited as her since high school.
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I know, right? How is it that SHE doesn't get banned. Btw. This is so much better than all being one person - I can go get shit done while others continue to annoy. Life is good:)
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 10:20pm.
jen wins this round...6 loose little kids under one roof, you know jen is giggling at that madness...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
@Peaches One of the Jills is one of them, the other, is one of us!! PMSL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I gotta say, whoever it was that just totally fucked up Just Passing Through, I adore you, you are fast on your feet!! That was brilliant!!! As soon as JPT posted, you posted, well played, very, very well played!!!
OnT: I have no doubt Jennifer is glad she's not burdened with 6 kids, and just wishes people would stop asking her about Brad and his life now. Gotta give her credit, she hasn't sought the spotlight of the tabs about the birth, she's stayed away from it, she's not using the Brangelina birth for PR moves for herself.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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one of My co-workers said she heard Mayer proposed to Jen in Paris or something. Oh man if that where true, what perfect way to get revenge on Angelina than announce that on Oprah, like, NOW!!!
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 10:17pm
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Cant tell you the name, they're tattletales, if I tell you the name, my fun is done. Y'all might come up with a really nasty limerick you need posted.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/17/wyclef-jean-brad-angelina-twins/...
you'll know it when you see, just giggle and Shhh!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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And can someone tell me who the 2 Jills are?
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Remember Kizzy, you are one of the 3 heathers, you can make them all cry! They're like Fat Martha!
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Submitted by letinstar on July 17, 2008 - 10:13pm.
Too fucking right she did! I bet she wakes up and thanks God every day she dodged that bullet. Can you imagine?
Uh-oh, another f-bomb on the lil' JJers heads! More "gross" language! Damned shame they missed the cuntfest we had in here, ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Okay so gimme the link and tell me what name you are using there, so I know it's you!
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Little China Doll!!! I wrote you a message before but you missed it!!!!! I said your Avie fucked my Avie in 80's Porn!!! Sheep asked me who my Avie was, It's the Jenna Jamison of the 80's, Ginger Lynn!
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 10:09pm
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You'll have to go look for yourself, my dear, I'm very sorry to say. I'm not done having fun yet, you see...ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Yeah, they really wrote that, oh but I answered. And how.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh do share the answer you gave them Kizzy, being you are truly a warrior of words, I just HAVE to see!!!!
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of course jen anniston is happy for brangelina and all...jen doesn't have to deal with 6 kids under the age of 7 in one household...bullet dodged....
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Lets play a game, What will happen if Brangelina Breakup! And in all honesty how many people here do believe they will breakup? I believe they will, because There we're somany celebrity couples who were so much more normal than them who did, that I can't see how they can last, they're just too high profile and to fuckin' wierd, Plus I look foward to all the scandals that will come out if they do, Angelina likes to talk, and She won't hold back like Brad and Jen did! that girl is gonna sing like a canary! Who knows, maybe next time she's in NYC for UN stuff, she'll cheat on Brad with....A-ROD!!!!
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Yeah, they really wrote that, oh but I answered. And how.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Holy shit on a shingle!! Fuck me, I'm the only bitch left in the catbird seat, huh? Well, beeshez, let me do thy bidding...heeeheeeheee
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 9:50pm.
OMFG Ewww is right:
Ewwww @ 07/17/2008 at 10:02 pm
Well i think D-listed posters are just jealous of Just Jared posters coz you know JJ posters are known all over. They just like to belong, now we are like Angelina Jolie always envied but never copied. So i say let them be.. we can always delete those A-hole ;-) what can you expect with low-life and and braindead people like the D-listed posters bwahahahahah they are a bunch of LOSERS and mostly insecure people like their Barren Hag Idol.
They wrote that? they actually fuckin' wrote THAT!?? How old are they over there, seriously? That just makes me so much more proud to be a D-lister!
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Wow, I left when I got off work exactly 5 hours ago, only to log on and see 250 NEW posts since then. I definitely missed something!! Gimme a minute to catch up...
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 10:01pm.
If that Jill had a mind to lose it would actually be pretty funny. I got booted too. Oh well, we're making the mods earn their pay ;)
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SHe is a fucking nut job! I can honestly say I have never encountered anyone as cruel and mean-spirited as her since high school.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
If that Jill had a mind to lose it would actually be pretty funny. I got booted too. Oh well, we're making the mods earn their pay ;)
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I got booted too. Oh well, can't say I'm upset about it. Those bitches are meaner than we are. On a BAD day.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
OMFG Ewww is right:
Ewwww @ 07/17/2008 at 10:02 pm
Well i think D-listed posters are just jealous of Just Jared posters coz you know JJ posters are known all over. They just like to belong, now we are like Angelina Jolie always envied but never copied. So i say let them be.. we can always delete those A-hole ;-) what can you expect with low-life and and braindead people like the D-listed posters bwahahahahah they are a bunch of LOSERS and mostly insecure people like their Barren Hag Idol.
They are so nuts it really is entertaining. it's like a whole site chock full of Hot Sluts.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 6:22pm
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Thank you DiamondDawg, you really are a gem ♥
Grab you some grub, and see how you feel afterwards. If you're in the mood for a little naughty fun....ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Hey, Kizzy...
Yeah, that Shitzey, or whatever. I do not know who that girl is, but she must've really fucked shit up over there!! She must've been their HALA. In that case, damn shame she didn't come here, if they think she's crazy, she's GOT to be sane!!
I love how they lied about me. I was the big laugher, I know that, with the BWAHAHAs, but I didn't say my co-workers were looking at me. Glad they added to my 'air of mystery' for me, ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 6:22pm
You're a star!! One of them posted as "There're 2dlisters here! Your fans await you....
ROFL
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Dawg!! Decisions, decision. Should I:
1) Go out and get dinner and come back and post?
2) Skip dinner, go hungry, and taunt JJ?
3) Work on my fabulous new necklace and ignore JJ?
BTW, everyone/anyone, if you're having IP blockage, there's a website that you can go to that masks your ip....but I'll have to call my conspiracy friends to get the url. can't remember it right now. Holla if you need it.
Really, I am surprised at all the hating on Jen and saying she doesn't have a career, especially from the Brangeloonies. One would think, with all of their worship of all things Brangelina, that they would remember "Plan B", the production company that the Aniston-Pitts had together. They both had projects in that. The only 2 assets of the marriage that had to be distributed were the house and "Plan B". I remember, because I thought it was rather sad they were fighting for custody of a production company.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Hey, Kizzy...
I think that someone from here posted about having someone stolen awawy from them (it was a reasonable post, to be sure) but THEN they all decided she was from crazy person from before. Sambo or some shit...?
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 9:27pm.
dlisters so totally ROCK!!!
I can't really take credit on this one, DD, I had trouble getting in over there til just now, ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 5:46pm.
It's getting nasty over there, they just outed Nova and DiamondDawg, and DiamondDawg isn't even there!! ROFL
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Hi Kizzy,
They are so F'G STUPID. I OUTTED *MYSELF* RIGHT HERE!!
I posted there the same thing I posted here, stating that it didn't go through, but apparently it did.
Oooooo. They think they so smawt! They're reading over here and posting over there. *Grossness edited out* Dummies!
Angie just wishes all the kids matched, she's tired of hiding the blobs in the basement.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 6:22pm
You're a star!! One of them posted as "There're 2dlisters here! Your fans await you....
ROFL
I'm not the Shitzney they're talking about, or if I am, I wasn't aware of it, ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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LOL! I didn't even think of it before, but it occurred to me that we're better than spammers.
Not only did we drop D-Listed on them but, first, we created a frenzy! DAYUM! We're good.
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Submitted by mccullen on July 17, 2008 - 6:22pm.
hey diamonddawg-
easy on the "gross" language! we have JJ ears to protect!
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Alrighty then! I was posting from an undisclosed location earlier where potty mouth was not allowed. I am now in the garage of my friend who's in a band and it pretty much makes me cut loose with the sailor's lexicon.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 5:46pm
I had to share that, it was just too fucking funny!! I was like, damn, DD has already cut out awhile ago!!
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Ya! It was perfect. I really had cut out. I was at the bead store buying silver wire to work up a silver and crystal necklace (I'm doing one similar to one I saw in the Silpada catalog).
So does getting mentioned by my Dlisted av name make me famous now that I've been outed at JJ's? Woot. I could use some fame.
Gotta hand it to you, Kizzy, for keeping this game going and driving them batshit crazy! RFLMAO!
Oh, oops, one more thing, I got back in bitchezz!!!
anyone need me to do their bidding?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 17, 2008 - 6:13pm.
why do people harsh on JA for not having a "career"?
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IDML - the thing is, she DOES have a career. Its flourishing so well, she doesn't have to go to the office. She's got a couple production companies going. I'd google them for ya, but i'm tired and we agree...this was just for the tards at JJ who think she has no career. She's working it behind the scenes, stupidheads!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 5:46pm
I had to share that, it was just too fucking funny!! I was like, damn, DD has already cut out awhile ago!!
They are idiots. They are having fits over there. That Jill chick is totally losing her mind!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
hey diamonddawg-
easy on the "gross" language! we have JJ ears to protect!
idiots drive me loco, I concur. Those people are a special brand of stupid.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
why do people harsh on JA for not having a "career"? Homegirl is one of the richest women in showbusiness, including AJ and her venus flytrap vajayjay. I think if I could get a license to kill, I'd mosey over to JJ and just put those sad beasts out of their misery
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low lives @ 07/17/2008 at 8:59 pm Sorry to update you ladies, but at DListed right now they are laughing about the two Jills going after one another and that one of the posters there is supposedly laughing so hard and her co-workers are wondering what ’s going on.
The language at DListed is gross. They are so full of themselves, and MK lets them post like that.
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Awww, did somebody drop the f bomb on their poor widdle heads? Whatever will their poor virgin eyes do? Gosh oh golly gee whiz girls!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
A Brangelina thread... How entertaining...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
How lame. As if we just sit over here, plotting to bother them, when we're not worshipping Aniston. Yes, I'm on tenterhooks waiting to think of another fiendish plot to spring on those innocent little lambs at JJ. Not only do they have grandiose ideas about their Saint Holie, but themselves as well!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I am so tired of the Jennifer Anniston - Angelina - Brad Pitt triangle and the media attention that is still given to them.
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I love how they still think everyone here is actually one person. Good god.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
LOL! They think we had some master plan to get them on the day the twins were born. Meh. It was Sunday - I was bored.
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