Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful
Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!
A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."
The Brangaloonies have all gathered in a Yahoo! chat room at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.
This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 8:39pm.
ya, some girl I knew from LA said Hollywood is the biggest bunch of losers you will ever meet! the famous people who DON'T live there, who only go out there as if it where a buisness trip and then go home, they tend to be pretty nice people. well Jlo is in NY now, but she's a Diva, that's a different catagory altogether! A diva who can't sing very well!
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It's getting nasty over there, they just outed Nova and DiamondDawg, and DiamondDawg isn't even there!! ROFL
Someone said dlisted planned today to go over there and fuck with them. What they don't know is it took them HOURS and HOURS to have the balls enough to come take a peek!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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@tonicbitch:
And they're all worried about our language. I think it's because the swear words are the only ones they understand;p
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angel I dont think it matters if they out us. What're they gonna do anyway? LOL. And Peaches is right. I cant for the life of me figure out why they can spend so much love and energy worshiping Brangelina and then spend equal amounts of time and energy hating Jen. Seriously, being a loonie must be exhausting. There's snarking, and then there's full on rabid HATE. Those people are queer.
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@ peaches:
It would be great if someone could knock some sense into the both of them. Honest to God, I just think the industry eats you up.
We never think about it but when you live that life, you have a hundred people telling you what the next best step is. You never get any peace in your mind and I think you get all wound around the wheel and start acting like the ho they want you to be. It's pathetic.
Even moreso, becuz the people we should really appreciate are forced to avoid the public eye altogether just to keep themselves valid as human beings and sane.
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You know what the Saddest thing about the Brangeloonies is? The fact that they have this fucked up love and devotion for them, yet if they saw them in person, quicker then they could even say Hi, they'd have their bodygaurds remove them immediately! Brad certainly would! Angelina may let them attempt to speak to her, she's been known to be nice to fans, but Brad, not so much!
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LMAO! A lifetime of torture. How fitting!
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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Shhh...they're outing people! LOL! ;p
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well angel_i, I hope that actually does happen, that Leo hates Brad, someone needs to put him in his place who CAN put him in his place! the only way Brad can really be a good person is if he experiences some humility, which he never really has. even angelina has experienced humility, she seemed soo much nicer before She and Brad got together, and she tried to be for awhile, but the two of them together are just not good for her ego. I hope the protesters outside the hospital can do some good in that!
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Nevamind.
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Angel_i, I thought she was gonna bring it? LOL
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 8:22pm.
[[[[ACK! I keep editing this! I mean the Brangeloonies think that Leo is going to act like a Jenaloonie. I'm surprised they haven't started talking about his Jenlove yet.]]]
it makes no sense to just think that for no apparent reason.
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Haha, my dear! You give them FAR too much credit.
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@cartimandua:
Bye! Pleasure to make your acquaintance:)
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 8:22pm.
[[[[ACK! I keep editing this! I mean the Brangeloonies think that Leo is going to act like a Jenaloonie. I'm surprised they haven't started talking about his Jenlove yet.]]]
it makes no sense to just think that for no apparent reason.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 8:13pm.
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Trade ya a rabbit for the videotape? ROFL
videotape of George sucking Brads Balls? I wouldn't want to see that personally.
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Whoever is the second Jill, I totally fucking love you, without reservation, without hesitation. You are shedizzle snipsnaphizzle.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I've really grown to like Leo DiCaprio too. "Gangs of New York", "Blood Diamond" and "The Departed" are all excellent (Mark Wahlberg is fantastic in that movie as well).
The whole 'green' business used to get on my nerves, but I've come to realize DiCaprio really is serious about the issues...solidly authentic and not playing this for the fame. And if Pitt is threatened by DiCaprio, he should be. He doesn't have the chops to be in a movie with Leo.
Gotta run for the evening; but before I go, I must express my appreciation for the dlisters. I feel I have finally found 'my people'. ha!
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"I like everything. I like boyish girls, girlish boys...." Angelina Jolie
(Well, that explains a lot.....)
@peaches :yeah - apparently they just think that Leo is as shallow as they are and will show up and be all like: ANGIE IS A FAT HO AND YOU'RE UGLY and then be really difficult and stupid.
[[[[ACK! I keep editing this! I mean the Brangeloonies think that Leo is going to act like a Jenaloonie. I'm surprised they haven't started talking about his Jenlove yet.]]]
Personally, the idea of a Tarantino, Pitt, DiCaprio venture makes me cream my jeans.
PS. If you absolutely cannot make it to JJ PLEASE do share in these: they're seriously cracking me up.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/
Just these pics, dudes - LOL!
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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Trade ya a rabbit for the videotape? ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 8:16pm.
@peaches :yeah - apparently they just think that Leo is as shallow as they are and will show up and be all like: ANGIE IS A FAT HO AND YOU'RE UGLY and then be really difficult and stupid.
Who thinks that? Brangelina themselves, or the Brangeloonies?
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being a cute baby don't mean shit worth being a hot adult! Chastity Bonno was a beautiful little girl, don't forget that!
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I really disliked Leo a lot until recently. I just saw Blood Diamond and I actually liked him in Blood it.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 8:01pm.
I feel your pain. I too, know the confusion that comes from lusting after the Brad. I just console myself with the thoughts that as long as Angie has his balls in her purse, he can't leave. He's really not in full control of his faculties. Therefore, whatever he does, it can be directly blamed on the bitch holding the purse. ;D
yeah well what if George Clooney steels them out of her purse to give 'em back to Brad, because he misses the days Brad let him put 'em in his mouth?
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IF the kids come out looking like Brad's brother with Angelina's original nose they may be pretty fug. And yes, then the world will hate them, poor things.
@ Angel_i:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/17/wyclef-jean-brad-angelina-twins/...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 8:08pm.
@ peaches:
They think Leo's gonna ruin Brad's movie.
No reason - he just is. Deep huh?
which movie? the tarantino one? leo doesn't want to be in it because he hates Brad?
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I want to know about the DiCaprio-Pitt beef too. Maybe it's because DiCaprio actually practices what he preaches? The guy drives a Prius, rides a bike and actually flies commercial only, like the rest of us poor normal slobs. When DiCaprio says green, he means green. Whereas, Pitt would have us do as he says, not as he does....because he soooo special.
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 8:01pm.
I feel your pain. I too, know the confusion that comes from lusting after the Brad. I just console myself with the thoughts that as long as Angie has his balls in her purse, he can't leave. He's really not in full control of his faculties. Therefore, whatever he does, it can be directly blamed on the bitch holding the purse. ;D
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I really like your style of writing.....whoever writes this shit. I'm sure Jen has waited to have a kid because she fears it will be as fugly as she is.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 8:05pm
well I actually didn't watch 80's porn because I was a child, but I found out about it later, plus ginger has an E true Hollywood story, so that certainly was informative of who she was.
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@ peaches:
They think Leo's gonna ruin Brad's movie.
No reason - he just is. Deep huh?
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O Kizzy - gotta link?: Because I'm the kinder, gentler police:)
And @ peaches: that's cool. She actually doesn't look bad to me - just 80s. That's how I knew it wasn't you:)
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 5:06pm.
People where talking about some beef between Brad Pitt and DiCaprio, what exactly is it?
Man meat.
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People where talking about some beef between Brad Pitt and DiCaprio, what exactly is it?
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 7:59pm
The rabbits have more class than the raccoons, the rabbits eat in the front yard, the raccoons on the back deck, ROFL
Yes, my "Back Door Man" is really a raccoon.
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They are so slagging Jen off bad over there, talking about how shitty she looks, someone here mentioned they didn't like Jen, but admired she kept her boob perkiness? Those bitches were saying Jen's tits were sagging. But we're the mean ones, they're the "kinder, gentler blog"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Hey - I'm gonna start getting pissy if MK doesn't get some of them Hot Slut pics that JJ gets. Vanessa Hudgens modelling coffee is just too good for words. But that could be in the crumbs, yes?
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Ahhh, thanks. I guess I was out of the porn loop in the 80s. *making note to Net Flix*
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in these two pictures, Jen does look better I must say
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@tonicbitch:
Isn't Jill, like, the head loonie? Her and Cliniqua (I love this name).
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 17, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Ginger Lynn, the Jenna Jamison of the '80's
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 8:00pm.
ok which one of you is "Jill" ahahahahahaha
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I was totally cracking the fuck up when the 2 Jills started posting after each other, that was funny as hell!!
What did poor lil' mossquito do that was so terrible to be banned so harshly, not even a new name and email addy will work? **angst
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Yes!! Yes! I want the rabbits to have babies, so it really will be bunnies for everyone!! They can share a litterbox.
cuter babies than brangelina, though Brad kinda has a nose like a Rabbit.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Brad Holds Twins to Bare Chest.
And I was, like: DAYUM! I wish *I* was a Brangelina baby! And then I remembered: I LIKE Brad Pitt. Actually, I LUVS him! Boohoohoohoohoo! Life sucks.
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Brad gets me all fuckin confused, he does all this stupid obnoxious crap, and It makes me want do a petition against Brangelina, but he's so fuckin undeniably hot! I don't know weather I want to punch him in the face, or ride him like a pony! I have a major weakness for guys who look like that, ahhhh!!! I try sepersting his actions from his looks, so maybe If he we're a mute I'd be in love with him or something?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Yes!! Yes! I want the rabbits to have babies, so it really will be bunnies for everyone!! They can share a litterbox.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ok which one of you is "Jill" ahahahahahaha
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Ooo Kizzy...those coons might get those bunnies if everyone's not careful. Better not forget to feed them all;p
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 7:50pm.
They already posted that in the looniebin. They oohed and ahhhed appropriately like the good little herd they are.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Tonicbitch
I lurve you, that was fucking genuis.
I love the bunnies too!
bunnies for everyone!
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Hey Little China Doll, your avie fucked my avie in 80's porn!
Peaches, sorry, who is your avie? Sorry to be dense.
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Hey Little China Doll, your avie fucked my avie in 80's porn! hahahha!
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