Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful
Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!
A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."
The Brangaloonies have all gathered in a Yahoo! chat room at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.
This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.
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Submitted by peaches on July 17, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 7:41pm
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I do, now. I always thought they were cute, I didn't realize they're really cuuuuuuute!! ROFL I couldn't wait to ask one of the resident Bunny Experts here at dlisted, Clarisse. She hooked me up with the bunny crack. (grapes) I had some cabbage, and was going to put cabbage out there, but Clarisse said no, so it was a damn good thing I asked her, I almost fucked up big time. I would have felt so bad if I had hurt them. I love critters. We have raccoons that come feed on our deck. The bunnies showing up in the front yard are new, LOL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Oooo. Wild bunnies!
I had mine domestically. I had Lucy and Samantha and I will tell you right now Lucy was the first woman ever to inseminate another woman! We ended up with 14 all together who were all rehomed (except for my three beechez)...several including Mom and Mom (Lucy had already been renamed Shadow) went to live together on a farm.
ONT: Ok - I was just at the store: Star magazine calls this a sub-heading:
Brad Holds Twins to Bare Chest.
And I was, like: DAYUM! I wish *I* was a Brangelina baby! And then I remembered: I LIKE Brad Pitt. Actually, I LUVS him! Boohoohoohoohoo! Life sucks.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 7:19pm.
These are wild bunnies that just came in the yard. They're brown, with white cottontails, and one of them has a white broken stripe down one side. More like dashes than a stripe, LOL
They're big bunnies, full grown, they are soooo cuuuuuuute!!! I was rendered a babbling googoo-ing mess by the adowabweness.
Bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love bunnies! I'm a bunnaloonie!
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You made it DD! I saw your post
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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I'm out, too, you evil h8ters!!! LOVE TO ALL. PEACE OUT TROLLS. lol
Thanks, Nova! I figured it out and tried to post something but it didn't post.
I said..."OMG you guys!!!!!! I just heard that Joss Stone is going to write a song for their angel babies. Isn't that awesome?!! I love Joss Stone!!
I gots to go pick up my kids now....so BYE EVERYONE...have a great night!!
Smooches!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 7:19pm.
These are wild bunnies that just came in the yard. They're brown, with white cottontails, and one of them has a white broken stripe down one side. More like dashes than a stripe, LOL
They're big bunnies, full grown, they are soooo cuuuuuuute!!! I was rendered a babbling googoo-ing mess by the adowabweness.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DiamondDawg
Its the last page on the thread....my comments started on page 6, i think. Then that juju bitch listed a bunch of the names being "clowns"....ooh her language is just soooo naughty. Im aghast!!!
You dont have to register...just put in a name, email and comment. Seems to me they are moderating a bit more at the moment because my comments dont appear right away.
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Submitted by cartimandua on July 17, 2008 - 7:31pm
OMG Too funny!!! That's it!!!
I love Craig Ferguson, did you watch last night? Something he said made me think he's a secret dlister.....ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
oh good gosh - I just now see what y'all have been up to!
RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 7:17pm.
@Kizzy!
Awwwww, so sweet! There's only one of them out there now. I don't know where the other one is. I put out bunny crack (grapes) again!! I hope the other one comes back, and it's a boy and a girl, and they have babies, and then I'll have baby bunnies eating in the yard.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
JA needs a non-permanent tat on her right shoulder that says, "So fucking what, douchebags."
I think non-permanent tats are the way to go because you can change them out all of the time to reflect your current mood. he-he
JJ suck everone boycott him
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I'm always gonna be me and I'm always gonna be real so, you love it or hate it :-)
I got it! Something about the above photo of Angelina seemed familiar. It was just 'nag'ging me until I finally remembered....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRXzevaHyqk
I'm such a sucker for a Scottish brrrogue, btw.
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"I like everything. I like boyish girls, girlish boys...." Angelina Jolie
(Well, that explains a lot.....)
There ya go CTH, I even threw a little sumpin sumpin in extra for ya.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I will take the Girl Next Door as opposed to the Hooker on the Corner.
Jennifer Aniston could give a rat's ass about Angie's little globs.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 4:09pm.
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Awwww come on now....
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can you link me so I know I'm the right thread/page as you guys.
Do you need to register to comment? I'm not sure what I'd say...
Tonicbitch
you'd do that for me?
"sniffs, you're a true friend! only a real friend would help me troll!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I had bunnies back in the day!!!!
but, I'd get sooo attached, then they'd die on me and it was awful.
I had phil, miss bunny, wheezer and john.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
CTH, allow me to do the honors for you.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
@Kizzy!
I just saw your bunny posts! I think I knew that - but I guess it caught me because I have to let one of my bunnies live inside now. The downside is that she was getting beat something fierce out there by the other two (I think I messed up. I kept 2 from one litter and 1 from the next - I think I got 2 Alphas). So anyway, the upside is they've beat her ass so thoroughly she's completely house-trained:) And I gots to give her LOTS of luvin' cuz she's SO sad, she clings to me like a babe.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Awwww that juju bitch just called a bunch of people out.
OnT:
That jen quote is the biggest crock of shit.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
There ya go angel. JA was doomed from birth. ;-)
Seriously, why do you think the 'loons shortened the hideous nickname to "Brangie"? Two. Syllables.
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"I like everything. I like boyish girls, girlish boys...." Angelina Jolie
(Well, that explains a lot.....)
god dammit, I'm waiting moderation now too.
shit, it was fun while it lasted, but I had one last good one for them, from the book silence of the lambs
" I wanna go to jeeaus I wanna go to crist, and I can go to jeeaus if I act real nice."
that would have given them something to think about.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by cartimandua on July 17, 2008 - 7:03pm.
ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 3:44pm.
That sh*t over there at JJ is hilarious....
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NO. IT'S F'G MENTAL!!!! I can't take
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Awwww come on now....
I'm enjoying fucking with them....
cant tell you who i am though...they might be watching...;P
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Well, rats!! Still awaiting.
Totally off topic---why in the hell do bitches glue fucking feathers to their eyelids/eyelashes? Won't that shit get all in your eyes? WTF??
OnT Yeah, right, like jen cares...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Haha! That's 2 three syllable words!
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Ha. I live my life 'under moderation' at JJ. He hates three syllable words more than he hates Jennifer Aniston.
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"I like everything. I like boyish girls, girlish boys...." Angelina Jolie
(Well, that explains a lot.....)
I hear the wh*re is recoverying from a tummy tuck it wound't be her 1st plastic surgery
cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/07/angelina_nose_p.html
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 3:25pm.
YUP!
She'a a rambler and a gambler and a sweet talkin' ladies man!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Yeah, no way in hell J.A. said that shit...she probably has much better things to do than sit around wondering about her asshole ex-husband's babies.
Incidentally, the split-screens of Jen and A.J. provide a good opportunity to point out how much more attractive Jen is than Bobblehead.
@carimandua:
Agreed:D
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Damn, still awaiting moderation. MK, the hosers have better security!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm not buying it either....but anything that freaks out a 'loon meets my standards of journalistic ethics.
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"I like everything. I like boyish girls, girlish boys...." Angelina Jolie
(Well, now THAT explains a lot.....)
WHATEVER US WEEKLY CAME UP WITH THAT CRAP TO SELL MAGS YOU KNOW THEY HAD TO FIND SOMEWAY TO BRING UP JEN DON'T BUY THIS STORY ONE BIT
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 3:44pm.
That sh*t over there at JJ is hilarious....
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NO. IT'S F'G MENTAL!!!! I can't take it.
I think you're right weinielover!
And OMG @ the frickin whiners at JJ!!
TO wit:
Magnolia @ 07/17/2008 at 1:45 pm I wonder if Brad cried when Shiloh was born? I bet you he did.
when Angie was asked whether Brad was there all she said was yes but this time around its seems they have okayed more information.
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That's mental institution SICK.
Ha! I just realized the quotes he's referring to is actually the whole article copy and pasted. What a cheap freak JJ is, the boards are full of that copy and paste shit. Anyhow, here's the link. I think it's pretty good.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1035756/Brad-Angelinas-rainbow...
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That shit over there at JJ is hilarious....
I can recognize the hidden snark beneath the niceties....LMFAO!!
I keep laughing out loud and now my co-workers are starting to wonder.
PS...I never TROLL! ;P
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DD: she sounds unstable. i would think twice about answering my door...yikes!!!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 6:38pm.
I don't know. Maybe it's just a cookie.
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O yeah! I had to delete my cookies so I could change my name.
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so you guys are over phuckin' with the loons at JJ?
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 6:38pm.
I don't know. Maybe it's just a cookie.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by weenielover on July 17, 2008 - 3:11pm.
DiamondDawg: that is scary shit...
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You know what's even scarier? I'm waiting for her looney a$$ to come over my house to try to make friends again, extract an apology or something. I'm kinda lookin' forward to telling her to get the heck off my property before i call the po po. This isn't this first time I've seen her crazy - its the SECOND, and I'm not down for a third. Less patient in my old age. :-)
a shrine, posters, and now a journal. im a busy chick.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
@tonicbitch:
Well, why dintcha say so! Good for you! Carry on:0
and @Kizzy - fashizzle! Are they collecting IPs???
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 5:35pm.
The answer is a resounding no, I do not have time for friends and family. Im too busy building a shrine for the holy couple and whacking off to it. Damn, is that so hard to understand??
LMFAO!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Oh dammit, fuckit!! Beeeshes!! I got yahoo, and I'm STILL "awaiting moderation" PMSL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥