Jennifer Aniston Hopes The Twin Messiahs Are Beautiful
Uh oh. Jennifer Aniston better lock herself in her anti-Brangaloonie safe house tonight. You know she probably has two in every house. They might be coming for her!
A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina, "She hopes the twins are beautiful. She'd never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids."
The Brangaloonies have all gathered in a Yahoo! chat room at their headquarters to dissect this quote and discuss their next course of action. They finish each meeting by reciting every line from "Mr. and Mrs. Smith."
Seriously, Jenny doesn't hope the chosen ones are beautiful. She hopes they are butt fugly and she has the voodoo dolls to prove it. It's not possible though. Saint Angelina only produces pure beauty. I wouldn't be surprised if she popped out two precious diamonds.
This friend is right, though. Where there's a fugly baby, there's two unhappy parents. If my baby was ugly, I would be so mad at the world. I would constantly snarl at it and try to hide its fugness with wigs, masks or cardboard boxes. I'm joking! No, I'm not.
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The answer is a resounding no, I do not have time for friends and family. Im too busy building a shrine for the holy couple and whacking off to it. Damn, is that so hard to understand??
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
@tonicbitch: They're pretty hilarious. She's just so BORING! Why don't they pick on someone interesting...why do they never go after Billy Bob? It's so sickening because you know - it's how lions operate - they look for the weakest in the herd. If they're loser lions, that is.
This poster actually had something valid to say about the difficulties of raising six kids and maintaining a high profile lifestyle. Her name is originally Some Chick. Here are some responses:
some chick got dumped by a man @ 07/17/2008 at 4:53 pm
some chick is just one of those bitter women who got dumped like her idol jen
or even better:
ebmo @ 07/17/2008 at 12:27 pm
To Some Chick:
Seriously…..this is what you spend your time doing?
Perhaps you could pay as much attention to your own family and loved ones, as you do to a couple you hate.
No, really….do you have a family? Friends? Any real life relationships beyond the internet? Have you ever been involved in any kind of charity work or even a hobby?
Or are you too busy “internet stalking” the Jolie-Pitts to get one?
You have an opinion that you trimumphantly support with quotes from other people who do not EVEN KNOW the Jolie-Pitts. People whose job it is to create controversy and make unsupported slanderous allegations.
Get a life! Do something meaningful with your time. Stop clicking on links to stories about people you dislike and try to enjoy yourself by reading stories about people you like.
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Ha! Some noive, I tellya!
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Neither woman is very attractive, IMO, but I'd take Maniston over Skelewhore any day of the week!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz
Reminds me of the old Hollywood Magazines that were fed exactly what the studios wanted the public to believe. Angie's using the same ploys. How else to explain the tide change to believing that she is a wonderful soul and mated with the perfect man for her as opposed to her earlier days being a slut who will boff anyone regardless of sex... updated to the internet way of life. If she is nothing else, she is a brilliant schemer.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
angel_i the jenho posts are great aren't they?
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I guess Aniston had no choice but to say she hopes the kids are beautiful but secretly she probably hopes that the kids faces look like a baboons ass.
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Don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly Jennifer Aniston's fan. I hated her in Friends, and ever since. However, I find it hard to believe that she made such a silly comment. The so called friend is either an invention of US Magazine or some douche being an attention whore.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 6:20pm.
dammit, now i want an orange slushie.
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Me too:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Please quit posting/trolling other sites.
Not to mention that you are bringing up revenues for that site. They are associated with US mag already so they have plenty of money to play with. In the meantime, independants like MK pay the price.
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I will say this. I noticed that the posting rate has actually dropped over there. It's become so annoying that there's pretty much only the people saying: "jenho gets peed on" left. And I'm quite enjoying that.
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dammit, now i want an orange slushie.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Please quit posting/trolling other sites.
Not to mention that you are bringing up revenues for that site. They are associated with US mag already so they have plenty of money to play with. In the meantime, independants like MK pay the price. There is only so much advertising money to go around and it will be spent on the most popular sites...
***Steps down off of soapbox***
***Walks away scatching head***
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 3:09pm.
They are the poor mans version of Liz and Dick. Bad copies.
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Maybe, but Dick and Liz never lost the HWAT!!!!!
And no way did Liz have Dick's ballz in her pocket.
No.
Effin'.
Way.
That man could not be tamed.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 6:10pm.
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Agreed. I've taken quite a shine to the name Brangie. Sounds like a fruity drink, like a slushy or smoothie. Orangebananatangerine
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 6:07pm
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And all this time I've boycotted yahoo on the grounds I hated that fucking commercial they played every damn time commercials came on!!
***sigh*** a sluuuut'z gotta do what a sluuuut'z gotta do...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 5:54pm
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They were going to go with the Brangie Bunch, but since Brangie doesn't like the name Brangie, it wouldn't be right for them to use it.
(ururrrrkk) sorry, gagged.
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Haha! That's why I will now (I didn't before) and forever refer to them as Brangelina.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 17, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Dey wont lemme in. no fair.
You take care, doll!! Have a good night!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
DiamondDawg: that is scary shit...
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Awwww, no fair!! No fair!!! I used a different name and everything!! Still got the "awaiting moderation" message. Well, what if I don't happen to believe in moderation? HUH? ROFL
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You need a new hotmail (or yahoo) account) Easy peasy:)
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Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 5:54pm
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They were going to go with the Brangie Bunch, but since Brangie doesn't like the name Brangie, it wouldn't be right for them to use it.
(ururrrrkk) sorry, gagged.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Gotta go home now hwat sluuuuuts! See you lata! Have fun at JJ for me.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by zomay on July 17, 2008 - 4:33pm.
DebFrmHell on July 17, 2008 - 2:22pm.
@Zomay,
Yes! By the way, they look like the type who had great sex when they were hiding it, but now are bored.
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Don't know if he is bored, as he seems to genuinely loves the kids, but I would put money that the Child Gatherer is bored shitless with "new life"! Mona Lisa smile of contentment? Methinks NOT!
They are the poor mans version of Liz and Dick. Bad copies.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 6:06pm.
sshhhh
I post as looser.
I've found you can fake worship them and throw in snotty comments and nobody is the wiser.
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Yes. I noticed that. Fun, fun, fun!
I wondered who you were!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Awwww, no fair!! No fair!!! I used a different name and everything!! Still got the "awaiting moderation" message. Well, what if I don't happen to believe in moderation? HUH? ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 17, 2008 - 6:06pm.
sshhhh
I post as looser.
I've found you can fake worship them and throw in snotty comments and nobody is the wiser.
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It's because none of them speak English. They're all using online translators. Translators don't decode snarky sarcasm.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
sshhhh
I post as looser.
I've found you can fake worship them and throw in snotty comments and nobody is the wiser.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Your wish is my command, whores. I even threw in the hot babe of the year.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 17, 2008 - 6:00pm.
LMFAO!
"God Bless the Jolie-Pitts! God Bless Vivienne and Knox! God Bless Wyclef! God Bless Michael Kelly! Their friends are so amazing and say such awes"
And god bless petey and god bless buckwheat and god bless spanky and darla...
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And god bless sneezy, and goes bless dopey and grumpy and bashful and god bless snow white. They are such cartoons and say such caca!
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
I just read the Dlister's comments on JJ......fucking hilarious! Made my day....im still smiling like an idiot. :D
Its so fun when the animals bite back...lol
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
LMFAO!
"God Bless the Jolie-Pitts! God Bless Vivienne and Knox! God Bless Wyclef! God Bless Michael Kelly! Their friends are so amazing and say such awes"
And god bless petey and god bless buckwheat and god bless spanky and darla...
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Did God invent us, or did we invent God? - Izzard
the craziness on JJ is scaring me.
I knew this kid, when he was a baby he looked like a crocdile fetus, and I swear, he grew up to be so fucking handsome he could have modeled.
that's for all you ugly babie people. feel better.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 5:54pm.
So thats their thing:
Hellllllllllllooooooooooooo BAMZPSKV fans!!!!
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I'll warn you - they don't love it. They have officially unofficially decided on the Jolie-Pitts.
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Wait a muinute TB - why are you Pro Brange in there???
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 17, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Deep thinkers, aren't they? ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yeah tonicbitch, tom and Katie are already fading out, so brangalina, will be to, especially after they've pissed off the public with the recent publicity whoring of the recent birth, the cover of intouch is the worst: The twins are here! Ugh! My guess, angelina will get post partum depression, and just flat out dump Brad and be a real bitch to him, refusing his ass joint custody! And she'll sing like a canary about the breakup!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
So thats their thing:
Hellllllllllllooooooooooooo BAMZPSKV fans!!!!
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Love their trendy abreviations....lmfao!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 5:53pm.
NO
*whistles innocently*
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Hahahaha I just read the last one about sexy times and was convinced. Hahahaha. Nicely done.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
That's it, there's no hope for JJ crazies. They think it's ok to make out with a sibling.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 5:48pm.
LCT, I responded to your post over on JJ.
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You're not beth are you?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
I went to see the hoopla over at JJ....wow...
Here's a rare gem I found:
"Hello all BAMPZSKV fans. Hello senior and Irma. Thank you for the shout outs. I am in serious lurk mode. After Tuesday night my senses are a bit frayed. I posted a comment yesterday, but it was late in the evening.
Unless there is more news or pictures I think I will just lurk. There is too much hater and troll involvement on the threads right now. With all of the blessings coming to the joliepittls, healthy babies, directors flying across oceans to offer Brad parts in their movies, the bond between Brad and Angie so powerful the doctor said even without looking he could feel it, the other children welcoming their new brother and sister, all some fans can do is engage the trolls in *** for tat senseless dribble. So I am lurking. Peace"
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CRAZY ALERT!!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Oh, the hell she does. When Brad left, he got custody of her box-office appeal and any shreds of interesting personality she once had, as well as her "sweetheart" reputation. Ever since then she's basically been seen as a pathetic, needy man-chaser and her career is down the loo.
No way would she want those kids to be good-looking -- and if she did, she would say it privately so the media couldn't hear. Maybe in a nice little card attached to a bouquet, or something.
But letting the media know about this a good way to get another five seconds of press attention, and she knows it.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 5:44pm.
When Buffy screamed, their heads exploded with green goo.
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Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talking about;)
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 5:39pm.
agreed, wildflower. their ship will eventually wreck. just like everybody else's. Life happens. Money or no money, fame or no fame, odds are greater that eventually at some point in anyone's life, their a$$ will be handed to them.
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Trudat. The bigger they are, the harder they fall - as they say.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on July 17, 2008 - 5:44pm.
yeah that's not britney that's paris and some other whore
:(
George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Meh.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 5:46pm.
LCT - poopy times. thats all you get, bitch ;)
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Huh??
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
LCT - poopy times. thats all you get, bitch ;)
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
PSL, that was the trashiest pic to date that I've seen of Britney; I can't believe that I haven't seen it until today...was she picking at her butt?
"A friend told UsWeekly that Jennifer is happy for Brangelina"; if I had to be associated with my ex-husband and his gf years after he left, I would be the biggest bitch. Not because I still pined for him, but because I still had to be associated with them, their offspring, or anything connected in their lives. Years have passed, it's time to allow JA to be divorced from Brad.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 5:32pm
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stupid me, I thought they had to maintain an equal balance of good vs. evil or they'd realize they're on the evil side, and the cotton candy factory would implode. Along with their heads. Kinda like that Buffy the Vampire episode where everybody lost their voices, and Buffy had to get them out of a box, and the only way to kill the voice stealers was to scream. When Buffy screamed, their heads exploded with green goo.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 17, 2008 - 5:37pm.
LCT bitch where are you?
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I'm right here!
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Clarisse on July 17, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Kizzy,
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For REALS!! Throw up a sign--Don't Lather the Loons!! (wasstillfunnytho)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥