Thursday, July 17th 2008
Kiki Likes It Dirty
A couple of days before Kiki Dunst was spotted being gross with the Mac Dude in NYC, she was stalking Emile Hirsch. According to Page Six, Kiki showed up to the Bowery Hotel just to see Emile. When he left, she followed him to a club next door.
A tattle-tailer said, "She was all alone. She was going to the bar just to see him."
Kiki sure does love the filthy ones. It must be the dick butter. I swear, every dude she boinks is dirtier than the last. She probably does the "smell test" to determine whether or not she's going to eff them or not. If they don't smell like a rest stop urinal, she wants nothing to do with them.
Here's Kiki looking like a mess while interviewing her next victim.
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she is nasty.....she makes Britney look clean.
well, maybe not....
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“It’s the number one selling clothing line so it’s going well."
- Heidi Montag
Kiki's pickup line is probably, "Come 'ere...let me smell yo dick!"
Kiki is losing her looks. Well, the looks she kinda had....
She kind of looks like a B.O. smelling cross between Courtney Love and Angela Chase.
im no kiki fan or anything, but why is she so hated? she seems to stay out of the fray...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I think Emile Hirsch is hot. Sorry I do, he's a cute guy, but Kiki shouldn't stalk, makes her look more desperate...and she should seriously try to stay sober!
Your face!
There is nothing more pathetic than a person trailing around after another person looking, well, pathetic.
She likes the wrong kind of dirty boy. Don't even think about asking me about the right kind, because I won't answer.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Snaggletooth Kiki needs to file down those teefs...
I bet by next year she will be doing "Guest Appearances" on TV, since her career is pretty much in the landfill...just like Blohan, Shitney & KatieBot.