JLo Is Training For A Triathalon
There's no way JLo walks more than 50 steps a day on her own, let alone swims, runs and bike rides. Skeletor told Extra that JLo will compete in a triathalon this October. He must be running low on virgin's blood, because he's talking crazy.
Just so we're clear on what a triathalon is, here's Wiki's defintion: "A triathlon is an endurance sports event consisting of swimming, cycling and running over various distances." Yeah, JLo's not doing any of that shit.
Skeletor said, "Jennifer is training for a triathlon, in October. I'm very supportive. I'll be on my Segway (encouraging her)."
He would own a Segway. He probably does his morning job on a Segway. You know those lazy bitches totally have a moving walker that goes from their bed to the shitter.
If this shit is true then JLo should get at least a 30-minute headstart. Bitch has an extra 20 pounds sitting on her ass. It's not fair! But this shit is a bunch of lies. JLo will pay some athletic to bitch to stuff the back of their pants with 3 king size pillows and compete in the triathalon as her. She'll pull a Katie.
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Please, the only triathalon she's doing is shopping, bitching, and firing staff.
Aw, MK, this one's too easy; where is one to begin?
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Um, right! I just did an olympic triathlon last month (1 mile swim/25 mile bike/6.2 mile run)and it took me 6 months to train for! The thing still took me over 4 hours to complete. Even if she starts training now, the season will be over by the time she's ready. And she's such a prissy bitch I doubt she'd actually swim a mile in dirty open water. Can't imagine the rider they'd give the triathlon organizers!
They make 3 feet wide bicycle seats?
Ugh, her attempts at staying relevant bore me to tears. Dumb bitch. And her little rat too...
oh. SKELETOR should try lifting weights. Fug.
I hope the fat-assed bitch has a heart attack and dies.
they're looking extra starved for camera time here, & she looks like she'll fellate the lens any moment
Submitted by DiamondDawg on July 17, 2008 - 3:52pm.
pitiful DB
swimming's HARD. but if she really does it, it will trim her FAT A$$
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Oy, take it from a fat assed girl...those things never go away.
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Riding a Segway, huh? Nice to know he doesn't mind looking like a raging asshole.
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swimming's HARD. but if she really does it, it will trim her FAT A$$
A segway?!?!?!
KEWL!!!!!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
So JLo is training for a triathlon.
Did she run 5 blocks down the street to let her ass in on this latest news?
Because I have a feeling it may object.
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Ha! She's doing that for the weight. That girl is not gonna take it off easy and she knows it.
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so they're gonna hire a stunt ass
"They see my rollin on my Segway"
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de ja vu of Katie Holmes' alleged marathon run, where turns out she didn't run the whole thing -- maybe TommyBitch suggested this Scieno post-partum "cure" to Skeletor
Wow, she really can't STAND that others are in the spotlight more than her, and she's more of a tertiary celebrity now. That's what happens when you're 42 and spent the last thirteen Hollywood years relying on your physicality to succeed.
Pussycat Dolls? Their future right there. Nicole, I mean. The rest of them will likely be telling us how the fish is and whether or not we can substitute seasoned fries for the baked potato.
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JLo better shave off half her ass if she wants to complete a triathalon. Gravity is too much of an enemy in her current physical state.
Her ass will totally eat the bike.
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