Has The Cheeto War Finally Ended?
OK! Magazine claims that the child custody war between Brit Brit and KFed has finally come to an end after ten million years or something like that. KFed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said they signed and agreed to a settlement last night.
Brit Brit said "fuck it" and gave up full custody to KFed. Mark said, "At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner. Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving."
I totally want to see Brit Brit's signature on that shit. Do you think she dots her i's with a Chester Cheeto paw or a heart with a sad face in it? KFed totally signs it "KFED 4 Lifez."
And the boys are thriving? Upon hearing the news, SPF and JJ just shrugged their shoulders, rolled their eyes and said, "As long as we have our Purple DRANK, we don't give a fuckity fuck! Blimey!" They learned "blimey" from their mommy. They learned "fuckity fuck" from their daddy.
Kevin is ecstatic because that means more cash, which means more weed. Correction, which means BETTER weed. Smoke out at KFed's tonight!
I would normally say to expect a gas station breakdown from Brit Brit any minute now, but that's not going to happen. Bitch is too drugged up for that kind of nonsense and daddy has her on a toddler leash. Is it wrong that this makes me sad? Oh how I miss the days of Venti Frapps with extra whipped cream and late-night beef jerky runs. Sigh.....
Oh well, Brit! Just do like my family members do. When the state takes away their kids, they just have new ones!
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Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 2:40am.
i don't know about botox, but, i'm going with the theory that no matter what support she gets, they're gonna look like fast bags after mike tyson got pissed
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 2:39am.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 2:36am.
come on, be honest, save yourself two years... it's real easy to make fun of 'em now
In that pink top they actually aren't looking horrible....a lot different than the deflated bags of last winter. Did she have them botoxed up or something? Can you botox boobs?
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 2:36am.
come on, be honest, save yourself two years... it's real easy to make fun of 'em now
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
"Oh how I miss the days of Venti Frapps with extra whipped cream and late-night beef jerky runs. Sigh...."
Me too MK. Bring back the smelly Frey boots and black corduroy jacket with the broken waist tab. But thank god she still hasn't learned to wear a bra. I can't wait to make fun of this bitches tits in two years.
"Oh well, Brit! Just do like my family members do. When the state takes away their kids, they just have new ones!"
Leave it to MK to just get that shit out on the table. A truer phrase never spoken...but hardly acknowledged in our PC society.
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Swiggity switch it up!
so now she can go back to being a full-time skank. Why did she even bother? Don't these dumb whores know about the pill?
common sense... you have none
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
If you count the rings on Britney's neck, do you get her real age?
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Well good ..
She never wanted those boys, now everyone knows it.
A comparison between K fed and Brad pitt was brought up where Brady wins cuz hes not after anyones money and didnt leave his gf......thats a load of crock. K fed was on a road to no where, then theres Britney....he didnt abandon his kids with her, hes still an active part of their lives, he just abandoned her for something better, which is better than cheating on her like brady did...which is not cool cuz youre playing with someones heart!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Wow. Bitch must really be insane. I mean, ugh, I don't even know where to start. People just snap like that? That is scary. I thought it was just drugs or something but for douchebag to get full custody, she is really not there at all.
Good lord. Well, now the kids have a 50% chance of not turning into insane drugged out messes rather than the 10% they would have had with their crazy ass mother. I just hope Federline hires decent nannies and smokes his weed outside or in the bathroom.
You know her dad forced her to do this - she must be hiding some major crazy if her daddy thought it was more expedient for her to give up the kids.
Bets about how long it will take her to get knocked up again - where there's a will there's a way!
lets all try real hard not to make fun of the disabled.
its not fair! i think britney she have sole cusody of her kids! shes the mom!
Purple Drank for all! Jackassney is finally free of them boo boos!
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Uggg...where to even begin?? A lot of good points have already been brought up. There is no way Unfitney could ever hope to regain custody under a conservatorship anyway so why fight it? I'm just shocked she relinquished the control. It will be much harder for her to spin this into a "poor picked-on Britney" sob story. She doesn't want those kids and everyone knows it. But it just kills me that she is too mentally unfit to care for herself or her kids, yet she is fit enough to record music, do a tv show, work on her *cough*BULLSHIT*cough* "comeback" and drive herself all over Hell's half acre doing nothing in particular(well except shopping). Her dad is in charge of her...how the fuck is working-in show biz, no less!-helping her?! I thought that mentally ill people who had to be babysat kept busy by going to therapy and focusing on getting better. Of course this isn't your typical case either, she has money and doesn't HAVE to work like normal folk. I almost feel sorry for the poor nutcase, no wonder she is so fuckered up. I'm rambling but whatevs.
One thing I can appreciate from watching all this hillbilly fuckery...I cannot stress enough how grateful I am for my parents. To be born into the Spears clan would be unimaginable. I'm gonna give myself an amen. A-totheMFing-MEN.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Well this settles it. Britney is officially the most pathetic piece of shit on the planet. How does it feel to lose your kids, whore?
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i'm so proud of her for giving these kids to the one person who can take care of them their NANNY and this was acutally a smart move on the cheetoed ones part i mean nothing really changed he always had full custody and she was never going to get 50/50 custody while under a conservatorship so this way she get to keep her vists with them and her overnights which she would have lose if they went to trial
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
If her kids were girls, she'd get even more shit than she already has. The media would already be talking about the impending sexuality of her daughters and how they were gonna be sluts like Mom. I'm glad for her kids that they aren't girls. We can all imagine what a mess that would have been.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
And so ends a chapter of Shitney's life.
RIP Frapp & Flap, *slot claps*
Is anyone really surprised? Hate him or Love him, good for K Fed.
On behalf of the Zig Zag Corporation, you are Father of The Year.
In other news...FULL MOON FULL MOON FULL MOON TONIGHT!!!
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
If the two kids had been girls, she would have lost custody sooner.
Her manners, style of dress, and skanky disposition are best carried on by the male gender.
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Pers: No. I can't imagine the gender of the kids has anything to do with it. She is a shitty parent who cannot care for a pet rock let alone small children, regardless of gender, and I don't think she would have "fought" any harder to keep the kids had they been girls. Kfed may be a golddigging ho, but he's kept the kids out of the limelight.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
I've got a question for all you dlisters:
Do you think the situation would have played out differently if the two kids were girls? What do you think?
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
no words...when k-fuck gets sole custody the armageddon's close.
She agreed to sign away sole custody to Kevin - W T F ya'll know what that means - she'll be knocked up with a year!
K-FUCK is just a male version of Heather Mills. He fucked for money and now it's paying off. Oh well at least we all know his dick works...that's the only thing about him that works it seems.
Submitted by Sensimina on July 18, 2008 - 5:02pm.
The thing that pisses me off about this whole Cheeto War is it proved that men can get away with being a shitty parent or being basically absent from the kids' lives, but women will be fucking crucified for it.
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Never liked Britney, but I'm really upset with this news. How can someone take children even from a bad mother and transfer them to that a-hole of a father? Well, that's the freedom of rights in the US. Poor Brit. I will pray for her.
I hope some mighty good golddigger will trap Kevin and suck all money and life out of him. Karma is a bitch.
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Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 8:10am.
Did anyone think in a million years K-fed would come up looking like a better parent than Brad Pitt?
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I think BP is a way better father than K-fed, who is an opportunistic douchebag. How easily we forget how he just ditched his 1st pregnant baby momma to get with his second baby momma. Brad Pitt might be a cheating fuck, but he didn't abandon his woman with their children to go chase after more money. Say what you will about BP and his morals but I don't think anyone has ever doubted his intentions towards his kids, unlike Kfed.
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Stupid people shouldn't breed...especially TWICE!
The music industry didn't do her any favors by making her what she is...a rich, spoiled, stupid, immature piece of white trash that that everyone has to clean up after. They convinced her that lip-synched grunting and groaning would sell records, and every tween bought into it as well. If she'd have been left alone, she'd probably still have the 2 kids but she'd be more within her own element (trailer park), and perhaps have some sort of relationship with her kids.
But the kids will be able to keep up on what mommy is doing, every time the go thru a checkout line they'll see her face/ass/crotch all over the tabloids.
I'd guess she'll be re-married and/or knocked up in less than a year. Gotta keep that meth face in the news!
Did anyone think in a million years K-fed would come up looking like a better parent than Brad Pitt?
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This comes as such sad news, all children need their moms in their life but at least KFED doesnt work and will be their to play that part. People harp on Britney about how she didnt fight for the kids, or "what kind of woman lets the state take their kids away". But you forget that Britney is mentally impaired, you cant expect her to do what any average person would do since she isnt all there mentally. For those who say they dont believe she went nuts, look at her eyes in pictures, or the fact that state pscyhologists deemed her mentally not capable to head her own estate or be in charge of her person. At this point Britney is just like a child mentally, so she has NO business being in control of spf or jj. Its sad when you see old pics of her pushing the boys around in their car, she seems to WANT to be a good mom, but she cant do it, she always seemed like she was somewhere else mentally. Nothing is written in stone so who knows maybe she'll make her boys proud or at least get back her sanity.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Preach it Sensimina!!!
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
The thing that pisses me off about this whole Cheeto War is it proved that men can get away with being a shitty parent or being basically absent from the kids' lives, but women will be fucking crucified for it.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Good. she didn't want the boys full time anyway, and they are better off staying where they are.....now, once Daddy leaves, Brit can become a full fledged mess again, and not have the kids there./
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“I'm full of artificial sweetner; My heart's been deceitful, I'm faking 'I love you's, you're forcing me to...."
-No Doubt "Artificial Sweetner"
she is trying to have a career comeback, she probably knows she can't do both and we all know how badly we want to see her look good again- NICE MOVE, brit!
in all seriousness, the girl isn't mentally together enuf to do both, and she was never as committed to mom'ing as she was to celeb'ing.
People forget that Shit-Brit didn't WANT the kids to begin with. She only put up a fight to pretend to want to be a mother.
What she wanted was to be left alone for a while. Now she has 18 years of not being left alone.
But she's been fuckin' since the late 80s, so I'm not shocked in the least.
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It's RARE that the father retains sole custody of his kids. This just shows that she'd rather write a check than be a real mother. Ugh, she's a useless, immature waste of space.
MirrorMirror.. HAHA, glad you remember tht epi. Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be the same shirt, unless she cut the sleeves again, and sewed a whole other shirt on th back, and I wouldn't put it past her. but It was weird how they made her boobs move like that. She's so weird!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
okie
love is love.
I love my dog and my cats too! xoxoxox
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
CthHoff. Oh I bet. No secret that I don't have kids but I have my doggie, for 8 years, (my boy) If I'm w/out him, I go nuts, He's my friend. I miss him soo much like you do your kids when they aren't around.. Tuff stuff!! *sniffles*
I always hate comparing ones kid to my dog, but he's all I got. sorry!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
maybe she realized that she isnt in a mental position to care for 2 other lives when she still cant care for herself. LMAO I actually typed that with a straight face.
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I remember that episode, Oklahoma.. It was really funny & she was funny and pretty then.. My kids and I have always wished we could buy that episode on DVD....
Looks like the same shirt - but I doubt if it is because she's gained a lot of weight since those days and it probably wouldn't fit any more... That was back in like, '99 ??????
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 9:52am.
Is that the same shirt brit wore on that SNL episode where her boobs would move around and she'd say, "everyone thinks my here boobs were broken into and got these here implants, but i's didn't" *smiles w/ 3 teef missing* Anyone remember that stuff.. Anyone??
Okie
my son spends two days with my sis and I really start getting down, once he wanted three days and I could NOT do it.
she is a mentally unstable piece of turd.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
As the mother of two boys... just lost all respect for Brit Brit (wait, did I have any??)
Who doesn't fight for their kids man?
CthHoff.. I bet you are right about that.. B/c someone w/ a heart/brain would not be this uncaring about giving up the kids..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
HAHA, StockBrocker.. this was quit a while back too, But I understand why you stopped watching it.. I don't either, much! This was the introduction she did.
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
she is going to make a new one, trust.
I want my girl boo boo, ya'll!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin