Has The Cheeto War Finally Ended?
OK! Magazine claims that the child custody war between Brit Brit and KFed has finally come to an end after ten million years or something like that. KFed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said they signed and agreed to a settlement last night.
Brit Brit said "fuck it" and gave up full custody to KFed. Mark said, "At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner. Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving."
I totally want to see Brit Brit's signature on that shit. Do you think she dots her i's with a Chester Cheeto paw or a heart with a sad face in it? KFed totally signs it "KFED 4 Lifez."
And the boys are thriving? Upon hearing the news, SPF and JJ just shrugged their shoulders, rolled their eyes and said, "As long as we have our Purple DRANK, we don't give a fuckity fuck! Blimey!" They learned "blimey" from their mommy. They learned "fuckity fuck" from their daddy.
Kevin is ecstatic because that means more cash, which means more weed. Correction, which means BETTER weed. Smoke out at KFed's tonight!
I would normally say to expect a gas station breakdown from Brit Brit any minute now, but that's not going to happen. Bitch is too drugged up for that kind of nonsense and daddy has her on a toddler leash. Is it wrong that this makes me sad? Oh how I miss the days of Venti Frapps with extra whipped cream and late-night beef jerky runs. Sigh.....
Oh well, Brit! Just do like my family members do. When the state takes away their kids, they just have new ones!
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This just proves the point that Britney's far more trailer trashy than her ex.
Now the children may only be lightly retarded from second hand weed smoke.
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Oklahoma ~ I gave up watching SNL back in 1990's.
Sorry I am of no help.
Is that the same shirt brit wore on that SNL episode where her boobs would move around and she'd say, "everyone thinks my here boobs were broken into and got these here implants, but i's didn't" *smiles w/ 3 teef missing* Anyone remember that stuff.. Anyone??
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
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No I didn't, (hee hee)I'm very conscientious around electrical appliances. I always read the manual. Just warnin' all my dlisted sistas.
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JoeShmoe.. OMG No you di'n't.. *snaps fingers* that sig line is fucking hilarious shit!!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "Britney is like millions of other girls who mistake a "wedding" for marriage and "getting pregnant" for having a child and being a mother. She had no clue what it all entailed."
Yup. And as someone else said, she did the right thing.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 9:19am
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Yeh I guess...she's a wreck.
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LMAO @ IVixen for the pigeon details.. Does sound good to me.., also!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
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I hope he uses a long term birth control like the shot. that would be easy to give via blow dart. every three months or however long he lets britney loose in the backyard and as she is frolicking he shoots the blow dart birth control at her.
oh my... I feel kind of evil saying that but then I remember the importance of her not having any more bundles!
Countdown to Unfitney meltdown. Trust, she'll turn this into a drama all about her.
Stock up on your supply of sofa batteries! Practice your boot moves and make sure you paid your ass tax! Feed those toilet bats!
Submitted by Listen herrr on July 18, 2008 - 6:39am.
no comment - the kids were turning orange anyway in her care ... wow, if all women did that, popped out kids and made the men take care of them, quite a different world we'd have ..
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Emperor penguins do that. The female lays a single egg, the male penguin has to incubate it and care for the hatchling, and the female takes off on vacay before bringing hub and spawn food. Sounds good to me.
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Joe Schmoe ~ you answered your own question.
Shitney is completely indifferent and uncapable of taking care of anything...including her skanky self.
Apart from the sadness that I feel when I look at what that shirring does to her sagging breasts, I'm a little surprised. I thought she would fight harder than that. Sole custody is a lot more unusual these days. It says either one parent is completely incapable or completely indifferent.
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I feel bad for any kid with these parents. That also goes for the richie spawn and others who were the unfortunate result of an inability to comprehend and use birth control properly by their brain dead sire.
JJ and SP were probably told the news by their nanny-mommy. The only parent they really know. "Kids, good news, you get to keep living with me. Oh and that guy who comes through on weekends. Also, you won't have to worry about visiting that chain smoking bag lady any more. She'll only be by occasionally from now on." And the kids went back to applying their orange glo tan.
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Not surprising. Britney is like millions of other girls who mistake a "wedding" for marriage and "getting pregnant" for having a child and being a mother. She had no clue what it all entailed. At least she's admitting it and letting the dad have them. I have to give her points for that. We haven't seen pictures of her confused, sad-faced kids in the paps since K-fed got them, so he must be doing something right.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I actually feel bad for her. But Kfed is the more sane one of the two. I'm not sure how much that's saying...
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I think you hit the nail right on the head, dramaqueen...
All about the winning........... Disgusting...
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 18, 2008 - 8:59am.
I'm glad she did the right thing (well, fuck, who am I kidding? was FORCED to do the right thing). However, I can't imagine ever willingly giving up my boo-boos.
The thing that's so sad is that I think she could care less about the boys -- & her life will certainly be less complicated now. I think it was always about winning. I think that's why she married K-Fed & had the boys, so she could one-up Timberfake. I think she just doesn't want to lose, & that's the only reason she fought for the kids.
We have all seen the publicly displayed reasons why this thing should not have custody but that being said it is pretty hard as a mother to lose complete physical custody.
Imagine what we don't know, scary thought.
And Mike, harsh but oh so true.
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Even in a suit & tie K-Fed still looks like a rodent.
I'm glad she did the right thing (well, fuck, who am I kidding? was FORCED to do the right thing). However, I can't imagine ever willingly giving up my boo-boos.
The thing that's so sad is that I think she could care less about the boys -- & her life will certainly be less complicated now. I think it was always about winning. I think that's why she married K-Fed & had the boys, so she could one-up Timberfake. I think she just doesn't want to lose, & that's the only reason she fought for the kids.
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I'm still trying to figure out what kind of a mentalcase judge would consider her even remotely capable of having any kind of custody of her toddlers in her state.
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Mike ~ Ditto.
I bet Shitney is the type of chick that has little hearts on her signature.
Deranged, delusional & disgusting.
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That is just pathetic - you have to be the shittiest mother in the world to lose your custody rights to the father... This kind of sickens me - who would have thought a little more than a year ago that everybody was in Brit's corner and KFed looked like the asshole - total role reversal.... I am speechless...
Those kids would be better off never seeing her or her family ever again.
Submitted by forever.now on July 18, 2008 - 8:47am.
I hope the short leash that britney's dad keeps her on includes birth control so she won't have any more kids she won't/can't care for properly.
I hope it is true that the kids are thriving. they may have a lot of problems ahead of them thanks to everything that has happened.
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I'd bet Papa Spears administers her birth control with a blow dart.
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Boo! I think Chester the Cheetah should have gotten custody. Team Chester!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
"Oh well, Brit! Just do like my family members do. When the state takes away their kids, they just have new ones!"
Buhahahahaha!!!! I know a girl who actually did this. Sadness.
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Three or four years ago I would have thought you were crazy if you told me K-Fed would have custody instead of Brit. Funny how a couple of years and mental breakdowns can change your view of things.
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I hope the short leash that britney's dad keeps her on includes birth control so she won't have any more kids she won't/can't care for properly.
I hope it is true that the kids are thriving. they may have a lot of problems ahead of them thanks to everything that has happened.
I don't think anyone expected her to get the kids back...at least anytime soon.
I'm guessing she's not high up on Jamie Lynn's list of potential babysitters.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"m o d e l m i l l o n a i r e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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OK! also said Angelina Jolie was having twin girls.
All that bullshit for nothing to change?
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
i feel so sorry for those little boys. they sure are cute though. MK - "smoke out and kfed's tonight!" LMAO!!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Somehow I'm not surprised. Hopefully those boys will have really good nannies because you know that's who will be raising them.
no comment - the kids were turning orange anyway in her care ... wow, if all women did that, popped out kids and made the men take care of them, quite a different world we'd have ..
Wow!!! I am really shocked that she gave up them up to him. She's going to have other kids maybe she will be a better mother to them
I'm glad he gets full custody - she's made it blatantly obvious she didn't want those kids.