R.I.P. Baby Red Panda
I'm sorry to be a total downer, but the baby red panda who was adopted by a hot pussycat has passed away at a zoo in Amsterdam. And now, I'm sad.
The baby red panda's whorebag mommy rejected it shortly after birth. A zookeeper's cat quickly took the baby in and allowed it to suck on her chichis. She had just given birth to four kittens around the same time the baby red panda was born.
According to an autopsy, the baby panda's windpipe was full of milk, which means he must have choked. This came as a shock to the zoo because he was doing so well. They had hoped he would be able to feed from the cat for the next three months and then move on to bamboo and fruit.
I hope that dumb bitch red panda mommy is happy with herself. She probably doesn't even know because she's too busy being a drunk and a slut. Damn her to hell!
Rest in peace, Baby Red Panda......
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Oh my gawd! So sad!
This is one reason paris the stank shouldn't have babies!
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
*sniffs*
This is so very sad, I can't believe. It's not fair, he was saved and then he died such an unfortunate death :(
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I had read this and was feeling just awful when the oddest thing happened. The stray cat that I have been feeding showed up and had two kittens with her. She brought them very close to me and it made me feel less down. To Christine, sorry about your loss.
This cat looks just like my Tiger. You tried, Mama! RIP little baby *tears up*
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Oh Michael K, your animal stories warm my stone cold heart. merci.
So, basically baby red panda's mom was the Britney Spears of the animal kingdom? ::ducks::
Seriously though, poor baby red panda. RIP, little guy.
How sad.
I tried to avoid this thread.
Poor baby fwend.
Hugs and smooshes to the Mama Kitty.
:'(
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RIP red panda... Poor baby! *tear*
Submitted by hopskip on July 18, 2008 - 8:14am.
I once again go off half-cocked (I said "cock").
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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.
Mopa: very cool. Here's what MSN said:
The red panda is an endangered species that lives in China, Bhutan, Nepal, India, and Burma. It has a striped tail like a raccoon and is only distantly related to the much larger giant panda.
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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.
:( That's sad news.
Mopa - sorry for your loss :( sending you hugs.
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Red Panda looks like my dog Pac Man!
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Red pandas and giant pandas are totally different.
Here is a red panda...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2007-07/31401796.jpg
They are much smaller than giant pandas. They are a little bigger than a big raccoon.
Here is a giant panda....
http://www.bearsoftheworld.net/images/bears/giant_panda_bear03.jpg
How freakin sad! My eyes are all watery! Thank God no one else is at work yet...
Poor baby panda...
A red panda and a Giant panda are not the same thing. Red pandas are much smaller and look like ADORABLE red raccoon-bears. I think they both eat bamboo.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Sheeps - I'd bet that, in nature, panda moms always reject off-colored babies. They then have another litter at the next gestation interval.
I may be wrong, but, isn't this story about an actual red panda? As in, the species? Not just a mutated panda that turned out red... They're completely different animals.
This is really sad, especially for an endangered species. :(
i am literally crying
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That cat literally looks EXACTLY like my kitty, Buggy. I'm sure it looks just like literally hundreds of thousands of other cats, but it still made me smile.
Why did MK have to tell us the red panda died?! Couldn't he have just lied that his whore mother took him back and they are living happily ever after in the mystical unicorn forest? CHRIST. Too depressing.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Awwww...that is so sad.
Mopa; So sorry about your doggy, that would be my worst nightmare come true for something to happen to my dog while I was away. Must have been awful. Peace to you.
That's genuinely sad. Poor little baby panda choking. Ugh. Broke-hearted sadness times.
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Why isn't this momma red panda Dumb Bitch of the Day!?!
he is now in red panda's heaven eating loads of bamboo =(
pooo
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Thanks for your nice comments about my doggy. We went on vacation and put our three doggies in the kennel we always use. The second day of our vacation, I awoke to a message from the kennel that one of our dogs, my 10 yr old beagle, was found dead. He had just been to the vet and, other than being overweight, was fine. He must have had a heart attack, but they think it was in his sleep. It didn't seem that he struggled, thank god. We had to keep the news from our kids so as not to ruin their vacation. We told them when we got home. We usually run to the kennel to pick them up right away, but had to give them the sad news.
I'm not normally a superstitious person, but I was nervous all day yesterday. My cousin was killed in a plane crash on May 17th and my Sparky died in the kennel on June 17th. Thank god, yesterday came and went without anything happening.
I think it is going to be very emotional for us again when we get the call that Sparky's ashes are ready to be picked up. It is the first time he will be 'with us' since we left him at the kennel.
Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave
Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind;
Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave.
I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.
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Sad. Maybe pussy milk wasn't good for it, he was a freaking panda, not a pussy.
Sheeps,
You are absolutely right. Captive bred wild animals are mentally wired wrong. It is rare when the mother does not abandon it's offspring.
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That's sad. I feel far worse for the red panda than I do Britney. There are a hell of a lot more rednecks than there are red pandas.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 18, 2008 - 7:03am.
Not to be a dick, but if this happened on a bamboo-covered slope in China, you'd never hear about it.
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yeah. you should see what they do to dogs and cats. it would tear your heart out.
so sorry for the panda. that cat was so great to try to help.
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Sniff ... bye, baby red. May you enjoy eternal bamboo & fruit.
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me too, be gentle with yourself and treat yourself well.
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@Mopa:
Sorry about your doggy. :(
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I wonder how the kittens are doing. RIP little red panda.
Not to be a dick, but if this happened on a bamboo-covered slope in China, you'd never hear about it. It's only because they've captured the wild animal and forced it to reproduce in a zoo that the problem arises or becomes known. I'd bet that, in nature, panda moms always reject off-colored babies. They then have another litter at the next gestation interval.
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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.
Very sad.
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George Fuckin Michael.
oh dammit, I hate this, why wasn't it lindsay or paris?
life is so unfair sometimes.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
I wonder what the red panda mom's name is?
Britney?
MK: It's been a slow news day. And now you give us THIS depressing news. You need to turn this day around with the quickness. Nnnoooo...pictures of chicken cutlets will only make it worse. Thanks in advance.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Good morning everybody. This just breaks my heart. I totally agree with the poster who said there should be a rule, if you tell us the critter story, don't tell us if it goes bad. Sadness. Poor lil' baby red panda. Be at peace.♥
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Goodbye Red Baby Panda,
condolences to sweet Momma cat.
Have Fair Winds and Following Seas Red Baby Panda.
I hope they bring charges against that skank, ho-bag mom of his.
Fuck that memaw for not talking responsibility for her child.
Dumb slut, get's knocked up and bags out.
What a whore.
R.I.P Baby Red Panda, you were too young.
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That would have been a lot to ask of that cat, to breastfeed more than a month longer than what she would normally.
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Awww, c'mon! Can we please have some kind of rule that if you post about some cute baby animal happy story, that you don't tell us if it turns tragic?
I don't care if it's about people, you can post bad shit about that, but not the cute animals. I have my priorities!
I'm still grieving about my doggy.
Other than the choking to death, I'm sure the little panda was happy to feel a little loved during his short life.
so sad :'( i love animals, and i thought that was such a precious story when i read it the other day.
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What a downer. Poor lil' critter.