Friday, July 18th 2008
Morning Wood
Who won in the battle of the plastic skanks? - USA Today
Not what is used to be: Matt Dillon & Fisher Stevens are shirtless - Jezebel
Mischa Barton is delusional - Celebitchy
Keith Urban blogs about being a daddy. Yadda...yadda - I'm Not Obsessed
Gayelles love Selma Blair - ICYDK
Three girls take on Paris - A Socialite's Life
Batman hysteria has begun - Mollygood
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Matt Dillon is a sex addict...he fucks every girl on every set.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Now Keith Urban just has to not fuck anyone else or drink or use.....
or "accidently overdose" like the newly sainted Heath....
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by JillyPoo on July 18, 2008 - 11:39am.
Hey sluts, saw Dark Knight at midnight last night, and it was amazing. AMAZING amazing amazing. I was curious as to whether Heath Ledger's performance was getting such hype because of, well, you know, but he really is as great as everyone says he is. He's sadistic, funny, inhuman, pathetic, all that good shit. And of course my love Mr. Bale was amazing, as was Gary Oldman. And Michael Caine, that cheeky pepaw.
Go see Dark Knight!
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I saw it earlier today, and it was really good. Christian Bale is the best Batman ever!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
JillyPoo is totally a BALEhead groupie!
If Heath gets a nod and Michelle Pfeiffer had to suffer in latex and high heels for hours, I am totally boycotting!
www.myspace.com/triston
So, Ho-Barbie has an illegitimate half-sister ... just like another plasic-Ho we all know!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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TheBreakdown, how could i forget?! Morgan and his fuzzy hair were great. But with that voice, i think it's impossible for him to not be.
I'll agree with everyone else in saying that i *thought* a lot of the Oscar hype around Heath was because of his early death, but trust me when i say that he really, really does deserve one. IMO i think his performance was better than most recent Oscar winners, and i'm pretty damn critical. This Batman is sooo different from the other superhero movies out there, so i definitely think it could produce some Oscar nods.
Can you tell i like the movie? :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I thought that was a Dorito in the Bratz' doll hand, now I see it's a tiara.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 12:41pm
Good afternoon, doll ♥
Well, Paris is the City of Love, what better place for 2 queens to find hookups?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
(Hi Kizzy) I know, I was very upset when all it was was a couple of queens and a kid!
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 12:36pm
I was so hoping for that, myself. What a letdown, LOL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ugh, I thought maybe Paris got jumped by some Cholas.
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 18, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Michelle Pfeiffer was robbed of an Oscar nomination for 'Batman Returns', so I will reserve judgment until I see this movie.
Damn, i gave her a 'standing' ovation for her part mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Bratz feet are disturbing. They are huge, and instead of changing the shoes on them, you take their whole foot off, which is stupid because all those Bratz hos have different skin colors so swapping feet is ridiculous. Then the feet get lost under the sofa so the hos look like someone severed them at the ankles.
Michelle Pfeiffer was robbed of an Oscar nomination for 'Batman Returns', so I will reserve judgment until I see this movie.
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Is it me, or do Bratz dolls resemble the Olsen twins? It's like having a Furby of 'em.
====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====
I thought Jack Nicholson and Danny Devito made good Batman villains, but something about giving an Oscar for playing in a Batman film seems off. There would be no Oscar buzz if Ledger were alive. Actually, I remember him being quite a bad actor when he first came out in 10 Things I Hate About You. I was surprised about his evolution as an actor before he died.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on July 18, 2008 - 11:28am
Did you read the article? Mattel had started the "My Scene" line of Barbies before Bratz came out. They aren't arguing Bratz look like Barbie. The man who came up with Bratz was working for Mattel when he came up with it. He signed a contract that all of his designs when he worked for Mattel would belong to Mattel. That's pretty standard.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
According to People, who gave Dark Knight 5 stars, there is definite Oscar buzz around Ledger. I really wonder if it would be the case if he had not died tragically. Hard to say. He was talented, without question.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Mischa does look like someone who's stupid enough to go out partying while on antibiotics for bronchitis. One of those immature, uneducated skanks who get themselves into shit and never realize it's always their own fault their life sucks.
JillyPoo:
you forgot Morgan Freeman! He'd class up a crackhouse!
and if they were saying the same things about C-Love years ago we should start saying the same things about this Keebler elf now...
Mary-Kate killed Heath!
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JillyPoo!
Thanks for the update! I'm going tonight...i couldn't get the day off. Too much shit to get done before month end. =(
IV,
Ok, but only cuz i like you!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Hey sluts, saw Dark Knight at midnight last night, and it was amazing. AMAZING amazing amazing. I was curious as to whether Heath Ledger's performance was getting such hype because of, well, you know, but he really is as great as everyone says he is. He's sadistic, funny, inhuman, pathetic, all that good shit. And of course my love Mr. Bale was amazing, as was Gary Oldman. And Michael Caine, that cheeky pepaw.
Go see Dark Knight!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Mischa, classic alcoholic thinking. "I'm not like THEM." guess what Mushy... you ARE "them"!
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A video movie could improve your life.
Clarisse: Surely there's an odd moment when you are not using the Bale so that I can have him? Any random 15 minutes will do...
With this comment I realize I am fitting the description given to us Dlisters at JJ, who accuse us of being "cackling hens who can't get laid and don't care who knows it." Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Those emotionally stunted dorks wouldn't recognize a hard dick if they were slapped in the face with one.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Can anyone enlighten me as to why people are still reporting on Mischa B?
Girls don't need Bratz or Barbie. They are both dirty sluts. I got along fine with Polly Pocket, that bitch is fun AND modest, haha. Too bad they changed the whole Polly Pocket line due to choking hazards! That shit was way fun.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Bratz tranny dolls scare the shizzz outta me! That and porcelain dolls 2... I dunno, i gots issues.
Sensimina ~ we need James Haven to chime in re: Bratz vs. Barbie socio political ongoings at the Brangelina compound.
Anyone seem him around?
i'll neaver buy another barbie for my daughter. EVER. Why? because mattel has sued and monopolized the doll industry for years, forcing other toymakers to make UGLIER dolls if any of the features even slightly resembled that of a barbie when barbies look like "real people", how else can they make a doll? Is it supposed to look alien?
FINALLY some toy company is kicking barbie's ass, bratz is outselling barbie by a long shot--so they go and pull this bullshit.
They couldn't argue that the bratz look like barbie. Why? Because they are totally different. in fact, barbie tried to steal the look of the bratz with their "MY SCENE" dolls but bratz still ckicked their asses.
so now they go to court over some drawings? that is so petty. i'll never let my daughter by barbie anything again.
Stock Broker,
The whole family's apparently into heavy artillery, so why not throw a couple of Bratz dolls in the toybox with Maddox's loaded machine guns.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
When Shitney is "cleaned up" she looks like a Bratz doll.
Wonder if Angelina Holie will let Shiloh and Zahara play with Bratz?
No good mother would allow Bratz dolls in the house. I don't think Barbie is skanky, but that Bratz shit is skanky and fucking hideous. In a couple more generations, there will be only stupid fucking spoiled ass whores and they will all hit puberty at 5.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 11:02am.
off topic, I doubt anyone wants to sit on my avvie's face, no so much, huh. oh well.
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Are you kidding? With all the accumulated crusty goo at the corner of Pete's trap, that could make for sexy vibrate times.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Wow. It doesn't seem right that they just took the guy's work from him simply because he happened to be an employee of mattel at the time he thought them up.
However, they are disgusting big headed ho's that encourage little girls to aspire to prostitution so fuck 'em. I'd like to burn every one of them but the toxic waste they'd create would probably have a million year half life and cause genetic mutations.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 11:02am.
on topic
Heath is going to win the oscar, mark my words.
<><>< Which begs the question,Would there even be this much buzz about it if he were still alive?
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Dammit, MK!! My heart leapt at that teaser, I thought Paris Hilton finally got what she deserved!! You big tease!! ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
on topic
Heath is going to win the oscar, mark my words.
off topic, I doubt anyone wants to sit on my avvie's face, no so much, huh. oh well.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Good morning slurts!
Matt Dillon looks like lumpy oatmeal.
I love Selma Blair too!
*note to self: It is sit on your face Friday so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Speaking of face-sitting, the only time a man has ever told me to sit on his face, I fucking laughed my arse off.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 10:55am.
LCT
we can be two mommies, I don't want you hurting your virginia.
sit on your face friday? I can get behind that idea.
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Brill. Happy Sit on My Face Friday. Or, Sit on Your Face Friday. *slurp*
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
My daughter used to play with bratz, she didn't seem to like barbie, I always thought it was neat how they changed their shoes, you had to amputate their legs.
LCT
we can be two mommies, I don't want you hurting your virginia.
sit on your face friday? I can get behind that idea.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 10:46am.
LCT
laughing my fucking ass off!
you're so accomadating, I'm glad your the daddy of my poo baby.
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Daddy? Hey now, I didn't get my tits cut off and grow a beard. We'll have to be two mommies to our poo babies. Unless I pull on my vagina really hard and it makes an outside tube.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 10:52am.
It was just too perfect!
It is sit on yo face friday!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Does anyone else find it odd that for someone w/ all the rules she supposedly enforces, Reese has no problem w/ her kids seeing her shacking up? I'm not judging, & I have no problem w/ living together as opposed to marriage. I just think it's odd that, as strict as she's supposed to be, she'd let him move in w/ her AND HER CHILDREN. Lends credence to the beard rumor IMHO.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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LoLo
your avvie is beautiful!
"wiping tears."
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
holy crap LCT!
ha ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"jumping off to give Clarisse her turn."
ahh, time for a smoke.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
CtH, for your cunnilingus pleasure.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie