Just because HoHan is licking up SamRo's lezzy water does not mean she needs to copy her style. Leave your hat on when you're bumping bacon strips, take it off when you go out in public. At least HoHan is still dressing like one of Stevie Wonder's back-up singers. That's what I call a "finger-bangin" dress.

And did HoHan get her lips done or is that from too much munching? Cooter eatin' lips!

Here's HoRo looking like two gayelles caught in the headlights at some Sephora event last night.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on July 20, 2008 - 2:13am.

What's up Dot?

lol! Mani, for some reason that statement of yours made me want to munch on a carrot and slip into my Bugs Bunny talk. hehe!

I'm good, sweetheart. Thank you for asking. I'm just holding down the fort here alone for a while. Feels kind of weird to be all byyyyyyyyy myselffffffffffff. Don't wanna be...allllllll byyyyy myselfffffffffffffffff. (lol)

How are you, sweet bean? I hope all is well in your life!

Lesbians and gays come in every shape, size and color just like anyone else. Funny thing is, if I hadn't met my husband I might have switched teams. ;)

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What's up Dot?

You are the wise one, as always.
Yeah I agree, maybe Lindsay needs Sam, she does seem to be doing better.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on July 20, 2008 - 1:52am.

Sam is definitely the gayer of two lovers. Lindsay might be playing but until she starts wearing the BIG watch like Sam this is not going to be long lasting.

Mani, sometimes the most macho looking and acting men are gay, sometimes the most feminine women are gay. There's really no 'type'. Sure, we always assume the one with flannel and droopy jeans are dykier but I've known some really ultra femme fatale women who were way better lovers than the bull dykes who have gender identity issues.

Just saying. My POV.

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Sam is definitely the gayer of two lovers. Lindsay might be playing but until she starts wearing the BIG watch like Sam this is not going to be long lasting.

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Sheeps's picture

SamRo's mom and sis were there, too.

http://www.celebritymound.com/?p=12266

I think Mark got all the good looks in the fambly.

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They are both high as kites..look how pinned their eyes are...totally waisted
xoxox

The war isn't working.

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My mama did always tell me to watch out for them Sheepish boys;P She did. She'd say - They ain't Sheepish 'bout "nuthin", hunny.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 6:06pm.

For my selfish purposes--and as even MK points out--I'm kinda liking it at LL's length.

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@Sheeps:

LOL! Not to worry - Women can appreciate a man who appreciates clothing...I don't know about that Hills thing, tho - I can't really help you there...

I was looking at her collection and it's weird - some stuff is stunning, and some stuff is just butt ugly.

Anyhow - if you buy one, I think you should, likely, make it a little longer if you don't want her wearing it with (gasp!) leggings or something!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 5:48pm.
And PP! Did you guys seriously not click it?

I remember when those two wore the Paris dress. I saw a hint that LL's dress was featured on The Hills and took off after that. I'm starting to feel very ghey so I'll stop now.

SamRo has the Art Carney look from "The honeymooners".

Yeah. I'm that old. SHADDUP!

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And PP! Did you guys seriously not click it?

I can't find the dress, Sheeps, but I have found that Catherine is responsible for all kinds of hollywood fug. And some pretty flowing dresses too.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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oh angel, one of the many articles of clothing Paris wears with her name or face on it?

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Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 5:42pm.

I shall track it down--why, I don't know. Maybe I'll get it for someone? They go on sale for under $200.

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O well, Sheeps.

Its' the "Paris" dress, really - anyhow...

Seriously. Did you click it?
You guys are always messing with my mind, man...

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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She looks like a gayelle gogo dancer.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

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Submitted by angel_i on July 19, 2008 - 5:35pm.

No..... I can't click. I'd rather watch horse vagina.

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@ Sheeps:

Guess who?!? LOL!

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/stylewatch/fashionfaceoff/080121/p...

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Angel: I found the designer but not who else might have worn it (still looking): "Lindsay Lohan dressed in a sequined multicolor Catherine Malandrino minidress partied with BFF Samantha Ronson at Sephora 10th Anniversary celebrations."

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MK you HOT SLUT, you are on abcnews, there is a link to this article on lindsey. under "ACROSS THE WEB" section.

http://abcnews.go.com/

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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on July 18, 2008 - 11:40pm.
is lindsay on drugs again? she looks skinny all of a sudden.
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Oh sweet pea. Hohan can't get on drugs again b/c she was never off them.

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this is the weirdest publicity stunt. Is gayellla in now? Is that the hip new thing now that cali passed gay marriage laws? Fucking bitch ho is taking advantage of gay people. Anyone see that french film-In the Closet??? Where this straight man revives his career at work by pretending he's gay b/c it makes him more interesting and therefore he doesn't loose his job. Apparently Hollywood has decided to recycle movie plots not only into other movies-but into their actresses lives. It's too damn weird.

is lindsay on drugs again? she looks skinny all of a sudden.

Submitted by laurensav35 on July 18, 2008 - 5:43pm.

ooo even better.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 5:39pm.

lauren honey, that there is coke fatigue.

lmfao!

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Awwww! I'm totally in love with these chocha lickers! So adorable!

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@ Sheeps: Aha! (sorta)

She's got a Rainbow Brite fetish!:
http://www.daytimeconfidential.com/system/files/images/lindsay-lohan.jpg

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S

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@ Sheeps: I'm pretty sure she wore it before, but I can't find it, so far...I did find:

For those who say she was blessed not to be born with her mama's nose: http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/005064.html

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
The scene on my balcony right now;S

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Where have we seen that dress before? On PP? Paris? (I know Paris had a similar "J'Aime Paris" dress.)

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ooo even better.

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lauren honey, that there is coke fatigue.

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is samro anorexic or a vampire? she has constant black circles under her eyes.

Lindsay Lohan girl friend is scary. Also is she sick?? At least this girlfriend is keeping her out of trouble. She seems a bit calmer now.

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I don't care if she's gay-but shit, get a woman that doesn't look like a diseased 78 year old man!! If you're into that look, find you a rich old geezer and at the very least, get some long term cash. Leelo just doesn't get it.

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I saw a pic of Ronson where she looked somewhat decent and vaguely female. Don't know what happened between then and now.

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Ronson needs some make-up in a bad kinda way...

Geez.

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Look at those two
Im starting to believe that they are really Lesbians.
Who knows?
I guess they are just too close that they are starting to liek cross the line,
and they dont even know it

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

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Look at those two
Im starting to believe that they are really Lesbians.
Who knows?
I guess they are just too close that they are starting to liek cross the line,
and they dont even know it

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

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I didnt say i was intested i was saying im happy thats shes happy and she found someone that makes her feel special! i adore lindsay i love her since the parent trap. shes been pretty since day one and very talented. i know she makes mistakes but no one is perfect!

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Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 12:22pm.
I'm almost more creeped out at how much crap this bitch has crammed in her pocket.. WTF.. That bothers me.. What a fucking dyke! And she ain't even a beefy dyke at that.. Amatuer!
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Seriously, but a lot of girls just want to be loved, by anyone and guys are asses while girls are more sensitive, therefore.........you get this.

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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots

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I was thinking her eyes looked really pinned, especially in that close up. I think it's heroin. Or maybe crack and heroin. Those bitches are on something.

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Am i the only one that hears "and iiiiiiiii'm movin out" ala Billy Joel when they read this title?

Ok then.

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Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 18, 2008 - 1:29pm
why are you dissing me? i didnt do anything to you! im just supporting ppl i like! which is a human right! beytch!

I think I Kizzy is annoyed with the fact that your whole post was basically about Lohan bumpin' uglies with SamRo. I'm wondering why you were so interested in that myself...
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why are you dissing me? i didnt do anything to you! im just supporting ppl i like! which is a human right! beytch!

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Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 18, 2008 - 1:23pm

You are such a dumbass. You're not funny, you're not witty, you're not smart. All you are is a pain in the ass. Why don't you go outside and play with your tinker toys?

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RoHo sounds better than HoRo. reminds me of Rojo Caliente lol

**whatever**

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Mrs. K I didn't even know it was a book! I was inspired by someone's Amelia Bedelia avie and have been ordering all these children's books I loved (Mr. Popper's Penguins!!!) like mad and now must add that one to the list.

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Sensimina - are you trying to say "The Ice Princess" wasn't a lucrative career move for MT???

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Harriet the Spy is the best book I ever read!!!!
For reals.

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I love Harriet the Spy. I think Michelle Tractenberg had the best run with Nickelodeon. I mean shit, Iggy Pop played her dad on Pete and Pete.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

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Miss Cleo: when was Amanda Bynes on Buffy? You're totally getting her mixed up with Michelle Trachtenberg, AKA Harriet the Spy. Yes, I am a neeeeeeeeerrrrrrd for Buffy. Like, I'd go gay for Buffy BEFORE I'd go gay for Lindsay Lohan, that's how surrious it is.

OnT: I think Linds looks really pretty in these pics. Oh and high as a mothafuckin' kite. She looks good tho.

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