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White Oprah, just collect your baggy of boogie sugar, head to the nearest stall, lock the door and stay in there all night. When you're done with that, use your Dyson nose to get all the crumbs underneath my refrigerator. Thank you.
This bitch is so nasty! If she was a Looney Tunes character, her name would be Cokey Pig. Everything from her artificial hair to her fake tan can be found at your local Rite-Aid. She's lucky that she was blessed with such beautiful veneers. That way she can easily "cut n' snort" without the use of a credit card.
White Oprah and HoHan's brother, Michael Lohan Jr. (he needs a name change), showed up to that Sephora party last night in NYC. It looks like Michael pisssed his pants. Can you blame him? Try holding your bladder while standing that close to White Oprah. Mission impossible.
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I'm surprised MK didn't notice White Oprah's lovely chola-esque lipliner!
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for the bro;s name
how about michael lo bro
shorten to michelob
Eeeek! What a sight to open your laptop to!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
There's four of them. It's Lindsay, Michael Jr., Aliana "Ali", and then Dakota "Cody."
The middle ones have dark hair (like WO would have if she didn't bleach her weave) and Lindsay and Cody are redheads.
Don't ask me why I know.....OK, fine, I watch "Living Lohan" LOL!
I wonder if she takes off the wig at night, like a hat?
Didja know most of that 100% human weave comes from Russian criminals in jail and dead prostitutes from Eastern Europe? Its truly disgusting but these fools have no clue and just slap it on their heads.
I thought her brother's name was Dakota? Does she have more than one brother? And the illegitimate half-sister? And the sister who looks like a 50-year-old Las Vegas cocktail waitress?
I can't keep up.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
She has a huge forehead a la' Kimbo Stewart
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Mawy: Solid NY-er. Its not that bad of an area. Its not like it was in the 80s. Its not East New York, ya kno?
Lots of cultures, and different food. Great peruvian food too.
Michael Jr. is cute. He needs a name change, LOL! Linds and her mom look like aging twin call girls.
Why didn't stupid Sephor's invite my fat ass?? Damn!
Where was the old hag... an i mean Ali when i say that...
LOL Ms. Cleo! So are you at least from NY? Jackson Heights is little Colombia. Great Colombian food. My god grandma used to live there, and my godmother and her sister still live there. My godmother wants to move cuz she doesn't want to raise her daughter there. Even though the area is improving, gettting gentrified, and the rents are going up, she said she doesn't like the "culture" there.
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That boy's a ginger who dyes his hair black.
@ Stock Broker:
I think you may be underestimating her strength.
@KC Sunshine:
I hate the weave regardless of the styling. Ditto for Blohan's.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I know this family lives hard so their faces are all hard, but they should be studied because I don't think "old" genes existed before them. It's a phenomenon.
That son looks like Tony Danza, while Ali lohan would make a perfect "Angela" from Who's the Boss if she sported a frosted wig.
Mawy: Jackson Heights lives in notoriety! Viva la Coka Nostra!
Ugh. That family is so sick!
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Goodness! White Oprah's face is scary enough, but peep her elbows! Eeeek!
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Aww they all look like Mom!
She is the epitome of style and grace that one... :P
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So...She raised a pseudo-lesbian daughter that was in rehab 3 times before she was old enough to drink, a 14 year old that looks like a 50 year old vegas hooker and a son that pisses himself.
That's how you raise kids mother fuckers!
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Haha Ms. Cleo! Are you from Queens, too?
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Way to go Mama Hohan!! Great parenting, getting your picture taken with your booger sugar booger on display!! What a fab example of motherhood you are!!
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She cleaned out Jackson Height's supply of china white.
They don't call her White Oprah for nothing.
I thought Blohan is supposed to stay away from her dealer and other bad influences.
OT: WO is too damn old looking to be wearing that.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I hate how she curls her weave at the bottom.
She has grandma denture teeth.
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I bet if she snorted hard enough, she could hold a bowling ball in mid air with those nostrils.
Sorry, I meant to say I need a DRAAANNNK....
I'm a glutton for punishment...I clicked on the pictures too....If anyone needs to wear the HoHan Leggings it's WO...WTF is wrong with her shins? Super Freckles or is she peeling? Gross.....I need a drink.
broke back face
as in her face is butt and fucked!
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Sweet Jesus MK! I log in and see THAT in my face! Its not even noon yet, honey!
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Dyson nose! *tears* LMAO!
Sephora party! *more tears*
Pissed pants? *yet more tears*
hahahahahahahaha!
Oh man. My face is contorting in ways I never thought it could. Only Michael K. can do this to me. hehe
Holy Nostrils Batman!!!!!
So is this brother of hers older, or younger? Good job Dina...cant even get your grown son potty trained!!
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
Damit WO! I pulled up this shit and my internet crashed!!!! No one needs to see this bitch up close, especially first thing in the morning.
Is it just me, or did the guy in the sport coat and jeans piss his pants?
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Now I see where Lindsay inherited her coke nostrils.
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She looks like Doctor Zauis from Planet of the Apes. Bitch killed Charlton. Bitch.
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I can't believe Lindsay would go near this woman, after what she has done to her. She is such a poor excuse for a mother.
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“I'm full of artificial sweetner; My heart's been deceitful, I'm faking 'I love you's, you're forcing me to...."
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I reckon she deliberately leaves a little bit of coke there when she's done, just so people know that she's hip and cool and does the same drugs as her daughter..
Who's going to arrest her? She's a Lohan. That's practically royalty, isn't it WO?
What a skanky family. I hate Lindsay's puckered lips.