Friday, July 18th 2008
Daisy de la Hoya To "Perform" At A Fish House
This is like taking crack from a crackwhore. The stripper Muppet from Rock of Love 2 got herself a gig at The Marlin seafood restaurant in New Jersey where kids eat free! Sunday might be lobster night, but Saturday is rotten fish night thanks to Daisy de la Hoya! Her dirty trout lips will fit right in and so will her natural stank! I swear, did she think this through?
Popwatch posted this amazing advertisement which came from one of the local papers. Daisy is some sort of musician, so I'm sure there will be plenty of whore yodeling during her "performance."
Below are some pictures of the fish house chanteuse assaulting inanimate objects in Florida last month.
This silly cunt doesn't even fuck the talented/still relevant ones.
If you're going to suck cock to become a mediocre musician (have you heard this twat speak? Seriously), at least sleep with someone who makes good music.
And metal doesn't need to attract any more hosebags than it already has. I'm a huge metalhead and I'd have to say that about 70% of the bands I listen to are lead by a female vocalist. However, most of them have been in bands no newer than 10 and 15 years old because of the trend of metal bands hiring these bimbos to "sing" for them that fucking suck at creating music and everything else but taking their clothes off and screeching like a fucking bat.
Metal doesn't need any more like Daisy.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
She is Pretty, however the venue seems appropriate since her cunt most likey smells as bad as the rotten fish being tossed out back into the dumpster.
I'm not so sure Daisy's "performance" would exactly be suitable for a place where kids eat free, since kids might very well be present. I watched Rock of Love and while Daisy did sing, so to speak, her main talent would appear to require the Lohan knee-pad leggings. Should be quite the night at the old seafood emporium at any rate.
How fucking embarassing - a fish market venue....
Vh1 should give Charles and Daisy their own show - then again - maybe not.....
Why the hell is that skank wearing leg warmers with shorts & a tank top? And thanks for answering that age old question, "Does she get a brazillian or is she all-natural?" Stupid ho bag.
That advertisement should have said something like "Lobster $17.95 - Crabs on the house".
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I AM SO EXCITED TO BE IN BEACH HAVEN SATURDAY! If anyone wants to donate to my purchase of a savory shrimp bucket via paypal, I will do my best to dump it on her. Is that illegal in Jersey.
I <3 MK
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 -
-and they were ugly, to boot!
Thee little JAPS always go to the plastic surgeon to fix that! But hell I got something done when I was 18 so I probably shouldn't judge.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 2:53pm.
yeah they were horrible! I'm Jewish, and I hate little JAPS because of my childhood, I think they ruin the reputation of nice Jewish people like me and Kizzy!
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I was born and raised Jewish, too! Man, I hated some of the girls I went to Hebrew school with--they were the poster girls for JAPs. Such snotty, holier-than-thou attitudes--and they were ugly, to boot!
I have a couple of cousins who are like that, too...my little cousin Allie's a full JAP-in-training and likes to give me lip. I just mush her face and call her a turtle.
Wow looks like all the awesome rightous non-stereotypical Jews Flock to D-listed! Yeah Hebrew School Sucked ass for me also! Those kids traumatized me, I dropped out and never got Bat-Mitzvahed!My younger cousin from long Island was a little bit of one for awhile, She bought into the whole fancy hollywood scene, then she went out there on a trip, She snapped out of that real quick! She was disgusted by it, and she's no JAP now!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Wow looks like all the awesome rightous non-stereotypical Jews Flock to D-listed! Yeah Hebrew School Sucked ass for me also! Those kids traumatized me, I dropped out and never got Bat-Mitzvahed!
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I graduated, but I didn't want/have a Bat Mitzvah, either. And I hated Hebrew school! I took bathroom breaks as often as I could...lol.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 2:53pm.
yeah they were horrible! I'm Jewish, and I hate little JAPS because of my childhood, I think they ruin the reputation of nice Jewish people like me and Kizzy!
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I was born and raised Jewish, too! Man, I hated some of the girls I went to Hebrew school with--they were the poster girls for JAPs. Such snotty, holier-than-thou attitudes--and they were ugly, to boot!
I have a couple of cousins who are like that, too...my little cousin Allie's a full JAP-in-training and likes to give me lip. I just mush her face and call her a turtle.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Peaches: Bergen County is nice
yeah it's alright ;). some of the girls I grew up with were snotty though
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Little rich girls. Yeah, Bergen Co. one of the richest counties in the country. Lots of snotty people. My ex-bf was from Bergen. He was a psychopath--and he was snotty, too! The cherry on top!
yeah they were horrible! I'm Jewish, and I hate little JAPS because of my childhood, I think they ruin the reputation of nice Jewish people like me and Kizzy!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 2:03pm.
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Thanks for that, sweetie. You truly are a peach.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MWAH!!
Oh my gawwwwww, not only does she have the balls in her purse, she's got the brain in there, too. Well, wonder how long it will be before he's jumping on couches on Oprah?
OnT: Wonder which stinks worse, the food or this nasty ho's crotch?
I know, I'll bet her and the PR woman were fighting over him back and forth these past few years! remember When he and Jen first announced their split, He attempted to keep quiet and denied speculations? Then She lured him to africa to adopt Zahara! I guess her venus fly snatch wins everytime!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Xx.. There there.. *wipes tears w/ big merkin*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Peaches: Bergen County is nice
yeah it's alright ;). some of the girls I grew up with were snotty though
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Little rich girls. Yeah, Bergen Co. one of the richest counties in the country. Lots of snotty people. My ex-bf was from Bergen. He was a psychopath--and he was snotty, too! The cherry on top!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Your Mom Ate th...:
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
:)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
lol @ dirty sanchez
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 1:51pm.
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No problem! :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oklahoma...
:( I'm having a hard time with the FIL and Mr.XX
lol , & I'm babysitting my niece and nephewS
Grrr. *cries on Oklahomas big boobs*
Xxyxz.. I was going to call you at lunch, but you edited and said wasn't awake yet.. So I wanted to wait. : "( I gave my sad face a dirty sanchez.. Anyways.. I'll try to call you in a bit.. : )
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Kizzy
Hey doll!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
This chick needs to give it up, if she's only playing to fish houses, she can bet her career is never going to get out of the tank, LOL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Oklahoma ~ I pee standing up using a urinal.
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Yeh, Stock Broker! Take em off! Okie will show you hers if you show me yours!
*bow chicka bow bow*
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Looks like we got ourselves a Piss-off..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Kizzy
Hi love....
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 2:03pm.
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Thanks for that, sweetie. You truly are a peach.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MWAH!!
Oh my gawwwwww, not only does she have the balls in her purse, she's got the brain in there, too. Well, wonder how long it will be before he's jumping on couches on Oprah?
OnT: Wonder which stinks worse, the food or this nasty ho's crotch?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 10:46am.
*sits on phone*
hellooooooo lol
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 18, 2008 - 3:12pm.
@Angel, when I return to my own planet - you can have my Y avie.
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Aw - you are so sweet! But really - don't go. I think this planet is gonna be ok - always darkest before the dawn and all that...;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Stocky...It's "Show AND Tell" not "Tell".
Please revise and resubmit.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Peaches: Bergen County is nice
I have a cousin who lives in Mountain Lakes.
Never been there.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Peaches: Bergen County is nice
yeah it's alright ;). some of the girls I grew up with were snotty though
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Sussex County myself, but we have an office in Bergen County. Howdy, neighbor!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
T.V., the pleasure of urinating sitting down is lost on you males.
Think about it? Do you want to eat standing up? Nope. Yes, you can but it takes away from the pleasure of eating.
Peeing is an art and if you stop your pee flow long enough to the point where you think you're going to burst and then finally let loose it's such beautiful release and relief.
*chanting*: "Kiegel!"
Was I even close to topic? NO?
Two day old fish stink.
There. I hope I met my quota
@Angel, when I return to my own planet - you can have my Y avie.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 18, 2008 - 3:04pm.
For Angel: The alligator symbolizes Daisy's dentata.
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Which makes it all the more clear why she's giving it the finger. No wonder she's such a ho - all that coitus interuptus must be maddening.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Peaches: Bergen County is nice
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 18, 2008 - 3:04pm.
well I'm not sure about the exit, but I'm in Bergan County
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 1:33pm.
*Muh* hope all is well since last night! you got read this bit of info Kizz, it explains quite alot about Brangelina's recent behavior!
http://weblogs.variety.com/thompsononhollywood/2008/04/pitt-fires-pr-d.h...
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 3:01pm.
So am I!
Which exit?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
For Angel: The alligator symbolizes Daisy's dentata.
Oklahoma ~ I pee standing up using a urinal.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 18, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Sure, find a way to make Jersey even more disgusting.
hey,now, I'm from NJ :(!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Yeh, Stock Broker! Take em off! Okie will show you hers if you show me yours!
*bow chicka bow bow*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 18, 2008 - 2:38pm.
@dot,
Is that better??
Not really to be honest but I appreciate the effort. Switching one troll for another does nothing for me. LMAO!
Your Mom Ate th... :
(can you edit my info...thank you hun...)
Have a GREAT weekend and I love Oysters...so I will try them there...thank you :)
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 2:42pm.
LoLo ~ ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks for taking care of the reservations!
No problemo!
Hand Sanitizer any one?
*packs purse with goggles and lip gloss*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
SHe's having a contest to see who has the largest gaping orifice in the second thumb.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
SBroker.. I'm still totalling giggling over here! Now pull those pants down and lets have a look at what sex you are.. huh?? huh?? *nudge nudge*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Sure, find a way to make Jersey even more disgusting.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Alright Okie!
I'll get my people to contact Mothman's people to contact your people.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Your Mom Ate th... :
OOOOOO!!!!!! What up neighbor! I am by the Lincoln Tunnel area. And yes that's DEF the place I am going to this weekend....
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Wow, so you're pretty close! That's about 20 minutes from me. Cool!
I'm waiting for my bf to finish up the gig he's got and then we're gonna go down the shore again, finally. I need a day @ the beach! Have fun at Jenkinson's and try the oysters if you like that sort of thing.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oklahoma ~ thanks...just checkin'
*blushing*