Friday, July 18th 2008
Daisy de la Hoya To "Perform" At A Fish House
This is like taking crack from a crackwhore. The stripper Muppet from Rock of Love 2 got herself a gig at The Marlin seafood restaurant in New Jersey where kids eat free! Sunday might be lobster night, but Saturday is rotten fish night thanks to Daisy de la Hoya! Her dirty trout lips will fit right in and so will her natural stank! I swear, did she think this through?
Popwatch posted this amazing advertisement which came from one of the local papers. Daisy is some sort of musician, so I'm sure there will be plenty of whore yodeling during her "performance."
Below are some pictures of the fish house chanteuse assaulting inanimate objects in Florida last month.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 18, 2008 - 2:38pm.
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Ayiiiiiiiiiiiii!
But seriously (sorta), your YMCA avvie makes me giggle almost once a day...I do lots of work for the Y and it's been popping into my mind all the time...it's just so absurdly funny;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
LoLo ~ ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks for taking care of the reservations!
StockBroker.. OMG, I'm LMAO over that question.. Since I said Rubs man chest.. Bwahahaha, I'm totally a chick.. ROTF here!!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by grrr on July 18, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Jesus...this is where I live...Trashtastic
FYI the Marlin is Beach Haven, NJ, on Long Beach Island
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Thanks, but it says the address on the flyer, plain as day.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LOL!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Jesus...this is where I live...Trashtastic
FYI the Marlin is Beach Haven, NJ, on Long Beach Island
@dot,
Is that better??
Oklahoma ~ are you a he or a she?
Enquiring Minds want to know.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 18, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Sandbitch, your avatar is the stuff of nightmares. Thank you. lol
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Your Mom Ate th...
Is that the name? I've been there 2-3 times, I know they have live bands.
Are you in Jersey too?
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Essex County, my beesh :) Yup, I'm pretty sure you're talking about Jenkinson's...the place on the boardwalk, practically on the beach? I was actually just down there early last month--my bf was working down there for the stupid 95.5 concert they held there one morning. Have you had the raw oysters they sell at the bar? They're fkn phenomenal! I highly recommend 'em.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Legwarmers- what a clever way to hide the ankle monitor!
White collar conservative
flashin down the street
pointing his
plastic finger at me
Clarisse.. *stomps feet* ok, i'll calm down *takes off shirt* now does this change your mind? *rubs hairy man chest*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
*poutting for Clarisse*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Your Mom Ate th...
Is that the name? I've been there 2-3 times, I know they have live bands.
Are you in Jersey too?
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
It's the only place she could work where the customers wouldn't complain about "that fishy smell."
White collar conservative
flashin down the street
pointing his
plastic finger at me
kdracofan,
Now i'm JELLY!!!
Okie,
I'll see what i can do..but the Mothman does like his privacy!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Clarisse: I am going tomorrow to Point Pleasant...Tiki bar here we gooooo!
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Jenkinson's????
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by ronnyk on July 18, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Who is this bitch? I thought Daisy De La Hoya was Oscar's drag name!
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She was on rock of love and she uttered those magical intimidating words, "do you know who I am? Do you know who I am. Im Oscar De la Hoyas neice so you better watch watch out!"
If you ever see her....you better watch out!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Submitted by ronnyk on July 18, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Who is this bitch? I thought Daisy De La Hoya was Oscar's drag name!
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Me too!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
NJ (I live in NJ)
work in NY
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Clarisse,, I'm totally jelly! So jelly, you have me melting in your hands. And tht is pretty damnd jelly! Will you ask him to be my friend too, Like i'm ok, ya know.. I'll be good, and won't ask him for autographs n such.. And I'll just ask to glance at his dick a couple of times, That's all.
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
kdracofan,
Awesome!!
Wait, Point Pleasant NJ or Point Please WV?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Who is this bitch? I thought Daisy De La Hoya was Oscar's drag name!
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Okie!
The Mothman stuff is pretty intense!
Are you jellus that i know someone that knows THE Mothman! I'd be jellus of me!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Choco, Do you really like it? Know what I like?? I like typing w/ your bones, but the blood from your cold heart keeps causing a short in my electronics... And I DO NOT like that.!
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I used to keep bones in my closet when I was little. I had a whole cow skeleton, some squirls a dog, and some unidentifiables......my mom threw them all away. The WHORE!
OnT: Her cousin is De LA Hoya!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Choco, Do you really like it? Know what I like?? I like typing w/ your bones, but the blood from your cold heart keeps causing a short in my electronics... And I DO NOT like that.!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by peaches on July 18, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 12:22pm.
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Hey peaches ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I can't remember ever being in a seafood place that had live entertainment. Granted, I do not frequent fish houses much, but still...this is just too weird.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ christine the hoff @ BRADIFUL BITCH
full moon tonight? Oh God, make your witch eyes and hide your tennis cans
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Aaaah, that explains why I've been pulling faces.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 18, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Clarisse!!!! *gulps* I was just reading about that Mothman, point pleasant stuff.. You made me pee pee in my too tight superman boy undies.. but that sounded Awesome.. Getting an email from THE mothman!, famous.. And nice name drop!
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Love your siggie....sooo intense.
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Clarisse: I am going tomorrow to Point Pleasant...Tiki bar here we gooooo!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Clarisse!!!! *gulps* I was just reading about that Mothman, point pleasant stuff.. You made me pee pee in my too tight superman boy undies.. but that sounded Awesome.. Getting an email from THE mothman!, famous.. And nice name drop!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
I feel for her, I know people who have done so many drugs they cant complete a single thought and its just sad to me. She looks thorough, like Jenna Jamersons starfish, but I think she has a good personality.
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
I have no words for this fu*kery!
Is this anywhere near freehold, or atlantic city? That's where Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovie got their starts, a lot of artist ar atracted to perform there because of that, they hope they can follow in those footsteps.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Kizzy on July 18, 2008 - 12:22pm.
What up Kizzy!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Is this Every Saturday??? Daisy's moving to Jersey just for this?? Well I hope they pay good!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
That "I have shit in my mouth" facial expression is NOT attractive.
She is garbage.
Dramaqueen: It 'goes' perfect today....
how are you?
*bow chika bow*
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
El Bastardo,
"Hahahahaha. What brainiac owns that restaurant?"
The same brainiac that books the talent!
Gonnaburn,
No. It was closed by the time we got down there! =(
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 18, 2008 -
full moon tonight? Oh God, make your witch eyes and hide your tennis cans.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 12:57pm
That's funny! I wonder, did he register his e-mail anywhere when down there. Did you go to the Mothman museum?
Bradi!
We've been down to Point Pleasant! It's an eerie place! Here's a funny, my brother (who is a Mothman GEEK!) get's emails from someone who claims to be THE Mothman!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
I say crapass, because there was a second story line involving Gere's character's wife that made no sense with the rest of the movie...
Bradi-
The crapass Richard Gere movie was filmed about 20 minutes from my hometown- in Kittanning, PA. They had the same type of bridge that collapsed in W.VA.
An A&E show, Paranormal State did a Mothman investigation, but it wasn't that great.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 18, 2008 - 11:41am.
Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 12:37pm
Rent/Netflix "Mothman Prophecies" with Richard Gere.
It's a legend that is supposedly true, who knows.
So maybe the Jersey Devil will show up instead.
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I recently read a synopsis for "Mothman Prophecies" and it sounds pretty good to me. I'll be renting it in the near future.
There was also a film made about the Jersey Devil a few years ago, but it tanked miserably. My stste gets no respect.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She is truly repulsive.
Riddle me this: is she suppsed to be sexy?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
I need to scrub my eyes w/ bleach now! thanks!!
and I can't beleive Dave Navarro is going there! ack
Insert the obvious "crabs" joke here............
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
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