Friday, July 18th 2008
Daisy de la Hoya To "Perform" At A Fish House
This is like taking crack from a crackwhore. The stripper Muppet from Rock of Love 2 got herself a gig at The Marlin seafood restaurant in New Jersey where kids eat free! Sunday might be lobster night, but Saturday is rotten fish night thanks to Daisy de la Hoya! Her dirty trout lips will fit right in and so will her natural stank! I swear, did she think this through?
Popwatch posted this amazing advertisement which came from one of the local papers. Daisy is some sort of musician, so I'm sure there will be plenty of whore yodeling during her "performance."
Below are some pictures of the fish house chanteuse assaulting inanimate objects in Florida last month.
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Not Mothman Point Pleasant. New Jersey has a Point Pleasant too -- as in the failed WB/CW teen show.
I live on the Jersey Shore, but too far away. Why can't she appear in Asbury Park instead?
I don't know shit about Mothman other than you're not supposed to talk about it or he'll come get you. Something like that.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 12:37pm
Rent/Netflix "Mothman Prophecies" with Richard Gere.
It's a legend that is supposedly true, who knows.
So maybe the Jersey Devil will show up instead.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sensimina on July 18, 2008 - 11:35am.
Bradiful, the mothman thing is from Point Pleasant, West Vagina, my home state.
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Is the mothman a local legend, or something?
*giggling at "west vagina."*
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Sensimina on July 18, 2008 - 12:35pm
Thank you, see I was confused again.
Have you seen the Mothman? Anyone you know?
I love shit like that.
On T: A dollop of Daisy makes your day special.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 18, 2008 - 11:34am.
Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 12:31pm
Point Pleasant, is that Mothman Point Pleasant?
Or am as confused as usual?
Is there a Point Pleasant NJ?
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Indeedy, there is a Point Pleasant, NJ. It's one of those shore-town jobbies with a boardwalk and rides, and such.
I'm not familiar with Mothman Point Pleasant. School me?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Bradiful, the mothman thing is from Point Pleasant, West Vagina, my home state.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 18, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Is it better to let the toilet bats gather and flush them all at one time, or should you try to shoo them with a broom first? ROFL
Somebody mentioned seafood tacos on the Lindsay thread, it certainly applies here!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Your Mom Ate the Hamster --
Just be grateful you guys have a decent fish house. That langostino alfredo sounds delish!
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 12:31pm
Point Pleasant, is that Mothman Point Pleasant?
Or am as confused as usual?
Is there a Point Pleasant NJ?
On T: Wood Fire-Roasted, nuff said.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 18, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Yeah I only go to this one strip club to support my Granmaws effort to continue her education.
Shes studying Biology. Bitch is gonna be a bad ass chemist by the time her 83rd birthday rolls around. PLUS shes a single mom....
For realz though Sheep Times... the dude who at the sushi was sick for three days after and now when his wife want to go out to eat sushi he has to fake that he is allergic. ha ha ha ha!!!!
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This is the crap we get down the Jersey Shore. Daisy De La Hoya, 95.5 WPLJ concerts, crap-ass cover bands, and Firehouse. George Carlin was supposed to perform in Point Pleasant this summer, but we all know that's not going to happen. Figures. *sigh*
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Hey, hey now. Every girl has a few pictures of themselves caressing an enormous bottle of Jaeger, or maybe licking the bottle a little bit...*cough*.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 9:19am.
It's possible that I've been dragged kicking and screaming into one or two strips clubs before--you know, on a dare, bachelor party, that kind of thing--but I'm very sure I've never ordered food in any of them. I don't even like to drink there unless it's hard booze, which I figure might kill whatever's on the glass or in the ice.
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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.
_Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 12:22pm.
*Dials up the Cod Cooter Room At Marlins*
"Hello this is Lolo McHiggins. i will need to book this room for your darling Daisy performance.
Can you make sure to include extra lemon, wet naps and some lobster bibs? NO we wont be EATING YOUR FOOD! Dont be crass! See you at ten!"
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You know you're dealing with a classy broad when the pictures consist of her with legs wide open and stradling an alligator.
Hi Kizzy!!!
Hola and Afternoon all.
FULL MOON TONIGHT!!!!!
Lock up your slot socks, there's toilet bats in the air.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
El Bastardo on July 18, 2008 - 12:20pm
Wow, all I was expecting was hush puppies and maybe some popcorn shrimp.
Is tartar sauce included? COCKtail sauce?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Marlin is the fish's first name. Duuuuh
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 18, 2008 - 12:17pm
Hey Bradiful!
Fellatio under the table, of course!! ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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LoLo ~ call and reserve the "Banquet Room" for Dlisters.
If you're drinking Zima, I'll stick to Colt 45 in a brown bag.
What a shitty nose job. It looks like she is doing the opposite of flaring her nostrils.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 18, 2008 - 4:17pm.
"Kids Eat Free Daily"
And she is going to be performing.
Performing what?
Shooting cod from her cooter into a net!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by Sheeps on July 18, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Dumb Q: Shouldn't "The Marlin" have--I don't know--a marlin as its logo?
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It's New Jersey... cut them some slack.
Submitted by Sheeps on July 18, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Dumb Q: Shouldn't "The Marlin" have--I don't know--a marlin as its logo?
Hahahahaha. What brainiac owns that restaurant?
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 18, 2008 - 12:12pm.
ha ha ha no its that strip club they advertise for here in NYC and they are telling people to come in and eat the glamorous sushi and then at the end they show this sweaty faced guy and he goes soemthing like, " Gallagers! ITS INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!"
ha ha ha ha that shit is so strange!
I go to another place that does NOT serve food! Just pubic hair in the drinks!
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"Kids Eat Free Daily"
And she is going to be performing.
Performing what?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Any place that will fry a burger on the same grill as they did the halibut just screams plush.
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dude Im all about that $16.95 Seafood Fest Thursdays!!
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Is this fish house shut down yet? a rock of love skank spread eagle in an eating establishment?
Dumb Q: Shouldn't "The Marlin" have--I don't know--a marlin as its logo?
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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.
Call that number quick and make a reservation... this shit's gonna sell out FAST.
Gross, Hookers, Trash.. hahahah, this is what MK has linked this story as! Good Stuff! he said Gross, I thought "Gingers" Hooker, Trash, and De La Hoya, I automatically thought Oscar in some more Fishnet Stockings..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Today, the Marlin; tomorrow, the Claim Jumper!
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Well you ain't gettin my bitness for $16.95.. I'm more like a $3.99 kind of girl and that better include desert is it desert, or dessert.. wtf am i talking about..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Does anyone else find the idea of a two dollar whore performing at a fish house hilarious?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 9:08am.
my BF tells a story about a dude he knew who ATE SUSHI AT A STRIP CLUB!!
Not technically a lie.
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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.
I think I gave her my spare change this morning.
She'd better close her legs on that night cos the customers will think rancid 2 week old Tuna is the special!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Nice crotch shot.
Now, MK you must post some nice puppy pics or something because my eyes are bleeding between this ROL skank and White Oprah. It is not nice to post those 2 in a row.
I need to use some Visine now.
"Giving the finger and snarling" edginess brought to you by Avril Lavigne.
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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.
GAWD!
Hookers and seafood!
Ugggggggg my BF tells a story about a dude he knew who ATE SUSHI AT A STRIP CLUB!!!!
WHAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa?
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@Okie:
Good for you for being able to see any emotion in those pics at all...it looks, to me, like she's got one expression:"I'm hot, right? God, I'm SO hot!"
and @ Bradi...yeah - that and Stella. I don't drink much but those two make me happy.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I need a date for this red carpet event.
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angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Mmm Jagermeister, I love you Jagermeister. I love you Jagermeister, I love you Mmmmm....
- I ♥ the Jager too.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Advertising that you have "Daisy" from "Rock of love" is not a good sales pitch.
You might as well advertise "Free crotch crabs" too while you're at it.
KIDS EAT FREE DAILY? OMG! Keep the innocent children away from that place!
Aw, she does look really unhappy in those pictures.. I bet she hates being there, but does it for the money obviously.. *shudders* Then has to wash dishes too, b/c they wasted all that money on promoting but didn't make it back on customers showing up.. lol
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I need a date for this red carpet event.
OMG Ill bring the Zima we can chug in my van before we go! ha ha ha!
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Mmm Jagermeister, I love you Jagermeister. I love you Jagermeister, I love you Mmmmm....
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