Friday, July 18th 2008
Daisy de la Hoya To "Perform" At A Fish House
This is like taking crack from a crackwhore. The stripper Muppet from Rock of Love 2 got herself a gig at The Marlin seafood restaurant in New Jersey where kids eat free! Sunday might be lobster night, but Saturday is rotten fish night thanks to Daisy de la Hoya! Her dirty trout lips will fit right in and so will her natural stank! I swear, did she think this through?
Popwatch posted this amazing advertisement which came from one of the local papers. Daisy is some sort of musician, so I'm sure there will be plenty of whore yodeling during her "performance."
Below are some pictures of the fish house chanteuse assaulting inanimate objects in Florida last month.
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I need a date for this red carpet event.
Good grief, will people really show up to see her???
what is wrong with this planet? arg!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Why does she have to come to NJ!?
We have enough snanky guidettes around...
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
how fitting:
tainted swamp pussy back into the sea of abyss
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I actually feel bad for the fake alligator.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I hope they sterilise the inanimate objects after she leaves... U kno, for the children's sake.
Like she was on that show, And the Ex'es showed up, and it turned out she was still living w/ her ex, Charles, that ws weird.. I mean, fuck him much??
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Is she singing there?? She sings awful.. On the ROL it was really sad like when she sang the Nat'l Anthem.. I think she even messed up the words. Really tragic. But I like her, lots. Even tho she went home w/ creepy Dave Navarro that one time, Yuck.. You know he snuck in some dick that night.. blech!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
I have been to this place - how embarrassing.
Holy Hell!! I thought it was sit on yo face Friday????....so far it's been a barf fest!! First LoHo, then her momma and pee boy and now this....
She is astonishingly UGLY! I hate those dumb "rocker" chicks who always give the middle finger in pictures. Sooo pathetic.
I think it would be child abuse to take your kids to that mess, even if it is free!
I have no clue who that is...
Fuck that shit. I'm interested in the grilled Maine lobster tail. Road trip!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08