She Is So Brave
Chyna's long-lost daughter, Khloe Kardashian, turned herself into police this morning to begin serving her 30 day sentence for violating her probation. 24-year-old Khloe was arrested last March for DUI. She was given probation and was told to complete a booze education program and community service. She did none of that, so a judge ordered she-hulk to 30 days in the clink.
Khloe was surrounded by her skank family and cameras as she arrived at the Van Nuys court house this morning. TMZ reports that Kim and company dropped Khloe off and then went to eat. They know this shit is going to last a quick minute. Khloe is currently at Lynwood.
She will be out before I hit the publish button on this post.
Khloe is probably already the HBIC of Lynwood. The minute she stomped into the mess hall, the light fixtures started shaking, plaster started breaking off the walls and every bitch in there immediately bowed down to her. That giant bitch is scary!
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oh, the drama
Kim is trying to look like the supportive sister and isn't she so important blah blah Get lost bitch-you're there for the camera. My sister wasn't there when I went to the slammer. I didn't need anyone to hold my hand. And normally I like the big 70s glasses I'll admit but the other sister looks ridiculous. What a joke.
Hell! Maybe she planned this shit. Serving three hours in jail is a million times better than a probation/community service/booze education combo.
Is Khloe wearing a pair of Lohan leggings? ** I like Kim's outfit.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Kim looks hot.
that is all.
Submitted by one_two_three_do_me on July 18, 2008 - 10:55am.
I actaully have respect for Khloe but I think she is really retarded for not completing her simple punishment by the court that could have avoided her being sent off to the slammer.
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HOW can you respect that dumb bitch?
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
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I love Khloe, I don't care what anyone says. She's stupid for violating probation, though.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 18, 2008 - 10:10am.
That chick on the left just made it about a billion times less cool to wear chucks.
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No shit. Now I gotta throw all 3 pairs of mine away. Chynna- channeling BITCH.
Yawn. Wake me up when some bulldyke sticks a Costco-sized shampoo bottle up her ass in the shower.
LOL!
I cant stop laughing
Look at that slutty Kim.
She is all dressed up for the occassion
lol
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
If this is her brave face, she needs to reach inside the jack-o-lantern and find another, for this one screams...
BUSTED TRANNY FACE
It is funny that MK calls her big, since none of the Kardassian sisters is over 5'5".
At least not vertically.
Oh, what the hell, let this quasi-man have her 15 seconds of fame.
Adjust your clitoids and smile!
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For reals. What brave? She is so not beyond stomping on a bitch should she get in the way.
I would have liked to see Paris get a little roughed up in jail. Not bad cuz I'm not mean like that but just, like, scared. Teehee.
Khloe's just not gonna have that kind of problem.
None of them would actually for, as we all know, money talks my friends.
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Angel_i:
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posted that & I agreed too.....
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
She figured she can lose some weight while in jail.
Smart girl.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by kdracofan on July 18, 2008 - 1:56pm.
People, don't join in that shit she posted. Just DON'T. Bitch is reaching. Don't nibble on the bait. The post had NADA to do with the subject at hand and obviously she/he/it is trying to snare some of us into joining her bullshit.
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Hear, hear!
ONT: Cheaters never prosper.
Also. What happened? Did she forget?
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Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 18, 2008 - 2:07pm.
she is brave i mean for her fat ass to wear leggings out in public that takes balls
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Agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
It's very clear her ass is here to stay.
Not for a year, but ever and a day.
In time the Rockies may crumble, Gibraltar may tumble
They're only made of clay
But her ass is here to stay
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
That's one big ass gal. She'll have her own gang of little bitches to slap around in no time.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
That chick on the left just made it about a billion times less cool to wear chucks.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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AIM dreamhypnotique
she is brave i mean for her fat ass to wear leggings out in public that takes balls
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 11:39am.
Okies darlin, I'll add you. I still have my i.hearthaters yahoo id so be on the lookout for an add:) XoXo
OffTopic but that barbie is a slut avatar is Fing hilarious!
I can't remember who said it but something about Khloe being a hot sasquatch, it's funny as shit and that's all I keep thinking about when I see her Bwahahaha!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by s. on July 18, 2008 - 1:48pm.
actually... i think the one you're talking about is kourtney... the little one. she's actually the oldest, and she-hulk is the youngest of the 3 girls... scary.
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Seriously. I just assumed she would be the responsible one cuz she was sooo much older than the other two, like what kinda example is she setting for her younger sisters, but nope. Shes the baby. She got everykinda malformed, ugly, fat, gene possible in their family tree.
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Granny Panties' post is making me believe there really was such a person known as "mouse".
People, don't join in that shit she posted. Just DON'T. Bitch is reaching. Don't nibble on the bait. The post had NADA to do with the subject at hand and obviously she/he/it is trying to snare some of us into joining her bullshit.
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You better believe this character exist.....
just BE CAREFUL who's blogs and links you visit....
I actaully have respect for Khloe but I think she is really retarded for not completing her simple punishment by the court that could have avoided her being sent off to the slammer.
She will be out in no time nevertheless.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 1:48pm
Take care, Viva! Have a good weekend!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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actually... i think the one you're talking about is kourtney... the little one. she's actually the oldest, and she-hulk is the youngest of the 3 girls... scary.
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on July 18, 2008 - 1:20pm.
The young Kardashian girl is starting to look hot with a nice rack and a much smaller butt than her sister Kim Lard-ass-hian....
What in Blue hell?
im sorry, but am i the only one that sees that this whole family got all decked out in their best outfits like this is some damn fashion show to "drop" the hulk off the jail?
I dont understand..
Are people really this crazy??!!
I think this is a big publicity thing for the family then anything else.....Just look at the way everyone is trying to be glamorized like this is a main event/fashion show!
ha!!!!!
thank you mk, u always make me laugh with your posts!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd I'm out
have a good weekend kids.
DOT - check IM in about 2 minutes (I gotta log on)
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 1:02pm.
prison rape
prison rape
this cyclopse can only get laid by doing the prison rape truffle shuffle!
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Hehe....you know her clit is like 6" long....shes going to bring back memories of penises to all those beezys in the clink.
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
I was torn between "clenis" and "clitenis" I see I made the right choice.
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Don't you dare take one for the team. We've both taken enough of that stupid shit. lol
BTW, add me to yahoo if you still have it. I'm f_cheffy and/or jenna_bellisimo. I would love to catch up with you, presh!
LOLO, *Bloop!* indeed!
The KKK's are rich and stupid. What a lovely combination eh?
I don't know what is worse? Being a snob or being stupid? Or being a stupid snob?
I miss their stupid show, there such fucking drama queens but at least they're entertaining. Khloe is such an idiot though for not serving her community service, if she does serve jailtime does she still have to do the alcohol education program and community service or is that settled? If she doesnt, then she was a smart ass for getting out of it by going to jail for a few minutes.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 1:31pm
EEEEWWWWWWWW!!! Gross!! Crunchy tadpoles??? I totally just gagged for reals, man!! I hope that was a joke. I've heard of the grasshoppers, but EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!
Yeah, yeah, she's real brave, she'll spend 10 minutes in jail.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
In your main pic, I couldn't tell if that was Bruce Jenner behind Khloe. One of the other pics cleared it up (it's the mother).
Damn, those pants look AWFUL on her.
I love how her sisters and mom are all dressed up as if this is some huge media event.. oh wait...
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 11:28am.
That's okay sista girl, if more identity theft takes place they can just blame us for it LOLOL Hey I'll gladly take one more for the Dlisted team!
Trying to imagine this scenario with a Kardashianic twist...something like, "Oh my GWOD someone TOTALLY tried to like friggin' hack me!"
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I feel sorry for khloe.. i hope shes okay! its not fun in jail.:'( i love you khloe please take care!
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 1:28pm.
*Bloop* is right!
Pssssssssssssshaw! the internets is like a candy shop but it has like the candy thts too strange to eat like chocolate covered grasshoppers anssuckers with woms in the middle and those terrible crunchy tad poles.
or something like that.... i dunno!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Kim dressed up for the occasion. That's all that matters.
This family is sooo trashtastic. I guess after one kid drops a sex tape, a few days in the clink is nothing!
Chloe, your real dad (the mailman) wants me to let you know he's very disappointed in you. The other girls' real dads (the gardener and the pool boy) keep teasing him. So sad!
Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 1:24pm.
like identity theft?
Is that what had happened?
Or like telling public infor about people?
WHO DOES SHIT LIKE THAT????
LoLo, I don't want to re-open a can of worms but dlisted lore seems to have something to do with this 'mouse' person doing shit with people's personal info. NOT cool. I would never do that to ANYONE and there are a few dlisters who know my full name, address and phone number and I trust them implicitly but it took me time to get to that point and I certainly don't throw my personal info out willy nilly to just anyone.
Just be careful because the internet is a big ocean and like any ocean there will be sharks.
The Kardashians make me want to eat beans and fart in their faces.
Yup. I said it.
*bloop*
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Its more than perfect for Sit on Yo Face Friday!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
clenis.
my new favorite word.
I'm going to use it in my conversations all weekend.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 1:15pm.
like identity theft?
Is that what had happened?
Or like telling public infor about people?
WHO DOES SHIT LIKE THAT????
Three words to fill your time instead of dhoucheantics: Paint. By. Number.
seriousllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 1:16pm
I say Khloe's clenis (great word, btw!) is bigger than Chyna's only because Chyna's got shriveled by steroids...ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 1:20pm.
OnT: Okay sluts, I have a confession to make. My boyfriend, the love of my life, is addicted to this show
*kisses back*
Oh, girlllllllll. You have my full sympathies but don't feel too bad, at least he's not watching, "Days of our lives"...then you might have to worry.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 18, 2008 - 1:18pm.
accurate times!
viva la lohan!
I Imagine chyna has the daddy clenis and Khloe is the momma clenis and Jessica Beil has the baby clenis and they asll play house together on the isle of Lesbos!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The young Kardashian girl is starting to look hot with a nice rack and a much smaller butt than her sister Kim Lard-ass-hian....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Good advice DOT! *kisses* I hear you get to dance around the house in your undies this weekend!
OnT: Okay sluts, I have a confession to make. My boyfriend, the love of my life, is addicted to this show. I catch him watching it all the time. He used to have the decency to be ashamed and change the channel when I come in the room, but NO MORE. I walked in on him watching a marathon and not only did he NOT CHANGE THE CHANNEL, he made me watch three episodes *cue "Psycho music*. He claims he watches it because "Kim Kardashian has a fat ass", but her ass isn't even on the screen that much. Heeellllpppppp!!!!
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Khloe:*HUFFS* Oh my GWOD! I can't believe I like totally have to go to jail n stuff.
Kourtney:But Khlo you know your makeup looks SO HOT!
Kim:*crying* I can't go through this again!!!!!!!!
Oh wait, this isn't about me?!
...In the meantime, the 2 little Kardashians are swinging on the stripper pole at home while mom Kris is on the cell with one of her lawyers talking about what bullshit this is for her girls to go through and life isn't fair and Bruce is wandering around picking up dog shit off the floor.
Yall don't have to watch next week. You're welcome.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?