She Is So Brave
Chyna's long-lost daughter, Khloe Kardashian, turned herself into police this morning to begin serving her 30 day sentence for violating her probation. 24-year-old Khloe was arrested last March for DUI. She was given probation and was told to complete a booze education program and community service. She did none of that, so a judge ordered she-hulk to 30 days in the clink.
Khloe was surrounded by her skank family and cameras as she arrived at the Van Nuys court house this morning. TMZ reports that Kim and company dropped Khloe off and then went to eat. They know this shit is going to last a quick minute. Khloe is currently at Lynwood.
She will be out before I hit the publish button on this post.
Khloe is probably already the HBIC of Lynwood. The minute she stomped into the mess hall, the light fixtures started shaking, plaster started breaking off the walls and every bitch in there immediately bowed down to her. That giant bitch is scary!
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LoLo - I think it is forum shenanigans because most of the forum topics there are about forum users here, so WHAT.THE.FUCK.EVER to the crazy.
OnT: so who do you think has a bigger clenis (clit/penis): Chyna or Khloe K? Can you just imagine what an awesome circle jerk it would be if Chyna, Khloe, and Jessica Biel all whipped em out at the same time? The mind reels!
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Granny Panties' post is making me believe there really was such a person known as "mouse".
People, don't join in that shit she posted. Just DON'T. Bitch is reaching. Don't nibble on the bait. The post had NADA to do with the subject at hand and obviously she/he/it is trying to snare some of us into joining her bullshit.
~waves to Viva and sends snoogles and kishmums*
The KKK's all bore me to tears.
Kim looks hot!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Gigantor is probably ordering lunch at the Ivy as we type.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Submitted by Bda on July 18, 2008 - 1:11pm.
These people are such fame whores! I saw the TMZ video and she rolled down her car window so they could take her picture and everything when she saw the paps! She deliberately didn't do any of it to go prison and have a big dramatic episode on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and do her 88 minutes like Nicole Ritchie! They had their camera crew there and everything! Says TMZ. Which I totally believe! So gross!
Sick, Sick, Sick!!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Everyone's gonna hate me for this one, but even though I've never watched a second of that show, Khloe is still my favorite of the K's simply because she doesn't look like a Centerfold. She's not pretty, but not completely unfortunate either.
Yeah, I root for the underdogs.
Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 1:07pm.
What's up LoLo! no more angry dude flippin' the bird?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
These people are such fame whores! I saw the TMZ video and she rolled down her car window so they could take her picture and everything when she saw the paps! She deliberately didn't do any of it to go prison and have a big dramatic episode on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and do her 88 minutes like Nicole Ritchie! They had their camera crew there and everything! Says TMZ. Which I totally believe! So gross!
Unless those are E! crew cameras for their TV show, then once again the media is wasting time on garbage and attention whores!!!
And speaking of attention whores, I found this article that explains ALOT regarding Brangelina's recent overly excessive attention whoring of their babies!!!! nobody knew this so I figured it's important so the wrong people don't get blamed:
http://weblogs.variety.com/thompsononhollywood/2008/04/pitt-fires-pr-d.h...
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 18, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Dude I clicked on that shit and it made NO FACKING SENSE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Does Kim live in a parallel universe where everyday is a Charlie's Angels movie? I mean come on rap slut, your on your way to drop off your beast sister at JAIL! Give it a rest.
I love how Khloe kept in casual for prison in her Lindsay Lohan tights and sneaks. Obviously the other skanks had something else to do after they unloaded Super K.
granny panties: I'll bite... what the fuck is that forumer thing? I see it, I recognize names on it, but what is your fucking point in posting it?
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Gimme a ringaling when you want some dingaling
Fuck these ho's...she's getting what she deserves for snubbing her nose at the judge. They showed her DUI on their crappy show (yeah, I watched it, 150 channels and nothing on), this will probably be the next episode. Everything is so GD dramatic to them...I especially hate the way the talk...like when they answer the phone...HIIII MOOOOOMMMMM.....
Oh christ she's dressed like it's a fucking funeral! Gimme a break, this is all her own doing. Damn, I liked the Kardashians too...now they just get on my last one. Oh well, there's still Bruce. I feel for that man, I really do.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
prison rape
prison rape
this cyclopse can only get laid by doing the prison rape truffle shuffle!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Why the hell did Kim and Kourtney get all dressed up like they were about to bury her or something?
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Her papa must be beaming proudly down on her: he tried many a case in Van Nuys.
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Just saw that Ronaldo has dumped Nereida Gallardo. Making plans to move forthwith to Europe, once I locate it on a mappy thing.