Monday, July 21st 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 18th!

Yosi and Toshi's public demonstration of a "69" was an epic failure. - Pusha

Runners-up:

And wrestler HomoLoco takes down Teabag the Terrible with his signature move: the coxygen mask - Mary Brown

Hulk Hogan said it was really no big deal that he gave the mole on Nick's penis an inspection with his mouth since he had changed Nick's diaper as a baby. - LoLo

Posted by: Michael K


yevstickle's picture

Can you smell what the cock is cooking?!?

Mmmmmm the sweet smell of victory!!!

Mmmmmm the sweet smell of victory!!!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

The answer to the Ancient Chinese Secret.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

The Power of Gain Detergent New Scent, Mandarin Bliss.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

fashion disaster's picture

Uh...I think it would work better the other way....

Unfortunately, Kevin was not told that this was actually the Ultimate Farting Championship.

apoet4life's picture

Coming June 2009, the sequel we've all been waiting for....Brokeback Ring: The True Story of Hulk and Rick. They just can't stay out of each other's shorts this time!

yeayeayea's picture

Parental Advisory: This is what happens when you fall asleep next to Perez Hilton.

Trevor Sensible's picture

up to the light, not a stain in sight. Up tho nose, smells like a rose..
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?

jacobtheunicorn's picture

Yeah girl.. Stick it in my ear...

Oh Tommy Girl, hiding from the gay rumours won't make them go away...

Captain Who-Who's picture

OK, boys. The safety word is "Vadge."

====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====

K-Fucking-O

Soon in Theathers: The Curious Case of The Siamese Twin Wrestlers Connected by the Crotch

The C word's picture

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 18, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Vision Quest 2008: Dirty Sanchez
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Haahaaaaahaaaaaa...Vision Quest, that friggin' movie...haaaaaaaaaaaah....good one.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Gonnaburn...'s picture

Despite the language barrier, Kyoto figured what "gay for pay" meant when he arrived on set.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Vision Quest 2008: Dirty Sanchez

Gonnaburn...'s picture

In certain cultures when one warrior defeats another, the conqueror must eat the flesh of the fallen to absorb his power. But in this case, Vincent just likes sucking dick.

Bloopers from the set of Gossip Girl.

pusha's picture

Sorry, I lost a contact.

Euphoria's picture

You could literally smell the tension at the end of Round 3.

Euphoria's picture

It takes a real champ to be knocked out cold and have his dick put his opponent in a chokehold.

Euphoria's picture

Let me guess...he likes Wasabi-Flavored Panty Pudding.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

DOG: The Panty Hunter.

Euphoria's picture

Crotching Tiger, Hide the Dragon

Euphoria's picture

I thought the saying was "don't get your panties in a knot" not "don't get your knot in somebody's panties."

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Daddy Hogan always does a panty check to make sure his li'l muffin leaves the house with the box lunch covered up.

(It's okay. He's her Daddy. Just like touchin' an old car).

nosey_nat's picture

Ed was disqualified for this move after UFC implemented the "dont ask dont smell" policy.

~Dont go away mad... just go away~

Euphoria's picture

I love the smell of Kung Pow crotch sweat in the morning.

Captain Who-Who's picture

In Soviet Russia, underwear fights you!

====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====

HollyMadison's picture

It's not gay, Dude, It's WRESTLING.

TheBreakdown's picture

Vienna sausage or boy choy chocha?

www.myspace.com/triston

WTFOMGLOL's picture

I CAN SMEEELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOOOKIN' !!!

Captain Who-Who's picture

Febreze is made for a woman, but strong enough for a man.

====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====

pusha's picture

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Myer wiener"

Marilyn v2.0's picture

Introducing Tide's new scent, Ballsweat Breeze.

Dwayne Johnson finally finds The Rock

BALLIN!!!!!

City Barbie's picture

I thought cock fights were illegal.

pusha's picture

This proves there is defiantly something more embarrassing then putting the lamp shade on your head at a party.

Marilyn v2.0's picture

"Does this lei make me look gay?"

Coincidence my ass! I told you to stop wearing my underwear!

Coincidence my ass! I told you to stop wearing my underwear!

cultmovieheathers's picture

???????????

"How do you get your underwear to smell so fresh?"
"Ancient Chinese Secret."

Kiki Drunkst tests out her next boyfriend.

Marilyn v2.0's picture

Game night on Rosie's R cruise.

Jerkygirl's picture

Atomic wedgie gone wrong

City Barbie's picture

Submitted by snoopydooper on July 18, 2008 - 3:05pm.
When Bubba said he had dick so big it stuck out of his shorts, he wasn't kidding!
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LOL!!!