Monday, July 21st 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 18th!

Yosi and Toshi's public demonstration of a "69" was an epic failure. - Pusha

Runners-up:

And wrestler HomoLoco takes down Teabag the Terrible with his signature move: the coxygen mask - Mary Brown

Hulk Hogan said it was really no big deal that he gave the mole on Nick's penis an inspection with his mouth since he had changed Nick's diaper as a baby. - LoLo

Posted by: Michael K


Marilyn v2.0's picture

How dental dams are *really* pre-tested.

snoopydooper's picture

When Bubba said he had dick so big it stuck out of his shorts, he wasn't kidding!

Jerkygirl's picture

Banana Hammock the latest Febreeze scent is tested in the ring with unbelievable results

Marilyn v2.0's picture

Wrestling fashion faux-pas: never wear white after Labor Day.

This is exactly why I don't hang out with Tom Cruise anymore....it starts off with some playful rough housing, and then he's forcibly inspecting my "thetans".

Johan Van Crotch-Pheasant knew from a very early age that he would become an ultimate fighter.

Captain Who-Who's picture

Andy Dick was so damn quick to join the jailhouse fight club.

====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====

pusha's picture

Wrestlers gone wild ....

pusha's picture

Ruffies gone wrong .....

Aphid's picture

Hey when did you start using Downey?

☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆'s picture

"This is Dick Face"

that is so gross

eww

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

Holy crap, these are see thru!!

Captain Who-Who's picture

Wastin' away again in Penisbutterville...

====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====

Sofi's picture

"Oh Britney! I can't believe you're wearing underwear"

pusha's picture

Someone should tell Biff Byson that is NOT the best place to hide from his opponent.

Xiau Ling always wanted to try on a pair of boyshorts.

Cover art for Spinal Tap's new album: Smell the Knickers

Captain Who-Who's picture

Tommy Girl is such a patient, sweet, non-glib kind of guy. He stands there quietly holding his camera as he waits for Brit-Brit's Adnan to say the safety word, giving him his 100th turn in the Panty Pen.

====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====

angel_i's picture

The crust on Sam's underwear was the only thing that could protect Lou from the deadly toxins filling the air.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

angel_i's picture

Mmmm...the smell of Victory!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

kdracofan's picture

"...& the head in middle sensed he was allllllll alone in this world..."

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

skazdabom's picture

"Uh, dude, did you have asparagus for lunch?!"

He wasn't lying his balls are hot as hell.

pusha's picture

Even the simplest tasks, like getting dressed in the morning, can be a challenge for conjoined twins Wing and Ding

what a dickhead!!!!!

Cadet Cougar's picture

Outtakes from the Gay Al youtube video..

juztice's picture

You're right, chief, they do smell like roses.

ridiculous's picture

Please pass the Penicillin... I'm pretty sure I have Gonorrhea of the eyes.

loozer's picture

Yet another reason to always wear clean underwear.

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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

joecosmo's picture

The smell of victory isn't always the sweetest.

Howie Mandel probably shouldn't have ventured away from his usual rubber glove.

No more yankie my wankie!

loozer's picture

When Jack Black wakes up, he is gonna be really pissed off.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

pusha's picture

Yosi and Toshi's public demonstration of a "69" was an epic failure.

anamb22's picture

the smell of brit brit's new fragance

El Bastardo's picture

When i said lick him in the ring, i meant the wrestling ring dumbo!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

pusha's picture

Given the photographic evidence it was unclear who went down first.

FunFilled's picture

That's not how I give head.

Michael K's too late. Pedro already marketed 'Nut Dust.'

dogsill's picture

got nut milk?

El Bastardo's picture

Speedoo-doo.

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

MargeAggedon's picture

Finally revealed! Secret shots from tommy girl's sex dungeon!

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Surfing the apocalypse.

dogsill's picture

fruit of the loons

El Bastardo's picture

"Thought you said these were edible?"

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Ikcor's picture

We've replaced Bob's coffee with the sweaty crotch of an Asian wrestler. Let's see if he notices.

Even a sweaty bo-hunk wrestler can't resist the new, improved, fresh scent of new "Purex naturals" laundry detergent.

El Bastardo's picture

"Hey Dickbreath, what did you do at work today?"

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

I love the smell of tiger balm in the morning. It smells like.....victory.

NovaNightly's picture

Man, Buttery Bob the Terrible was right when he said he could "lick em" in the ring.

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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

In an attempt to outdo David Beckham, Ronaldo stuffs his pants with a whole person.