Monday, July 21st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 18th!
Yosi and Toshi's public demonstration of a "69" was an epic failure. - Pusha
Runners-up:
And wrestler HomoLoco takes down Teabag the Terrible with his signature move: the coxygen mask - Mary Brown
Hulk Hogan said it was really no big deal that he gave the mole on Nick's penis an inspection with his mouth since he had changed Nick's diaper as a baby. - LoLo
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The stench of defeat or the sweet aroma of success?
and who doesn't lick the wrapper off a panty pudding?
NO DUMMY! I said get the SMELLING SALTS not SMELL HIS KNOT!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Research for the follow-up perfume to Vulva.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
This is what happens when Nitty leaves DeeDee and IG alone. Thankfully Sheeps is there to capture the moment on film.
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
MK?
Tommy girl makes a guest appearance on project runway and really gets into his work.
Kung-POW! Right in the kisser!
====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====
"Ladies and Gentlemen this is the nastiest K.O. we have seen here in years"
This is why I always say "no" when they ask me if I want egg rolls and dumplings with my meal.
This is why I always say "no" when they ask me if I want egg rolls and dumplings with my meal.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 11:15am.
Xhang liked to eat his dick butter right out of the carton.
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BWAHAHHAHA the winner!!!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
"Help, I've got a slim slack stuck on my face"
No one ever said playing Peek-A-Boo could be this nasty!
Huh? What'd ya say? I can't hear you. I have got genitals in my ear.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Breathe in! Smell that dairy air!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
And wrestler HomoLoco takes down Teabag the Terrible with his signature move: the coxygen mask
~At Jack In The Box.. the fast food resturant..Jack likes to jack-oFF iN the box.. to get people to buy hamburgers~!!
LMAO!!!
And he's down for the crab count!!!
An inside look at R&D for the new Kerry Katona fragrance.
Hitting below the belt has taken new meaning...it was probably the magnetism of TIDE detergent.
And this is why you need to start tipping 20% at Chinese resturants
Llllllllet's get ready to SUCKLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!
====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====
Who would have known that his fortune cookie from dinner had said "you will be put in a penile headlock"
I Barely Survived A Japanese Game Show.
Xhang liked to eat his dick butter right out of the carton.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
"ok who turned off the lights"
The scent of a whoa-man.
Dude I'm so wasted.......
The Sweet Smell of Victory ... and Sweat.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Reason number one why you shouldn't have a gay olypmics!
Clay Aiken wanted to find out for sure whether David Beckham stuffed his underwear in those Armani ads.
Tighty Whitey thinks he's won but Eetmai Shortz has the last laugh- guess who's going to be hungry twenty minutes from now no matter now much Chinese he ate?
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
That is the last time I order "cream of sum yung gi" from the local Chinese take-out.
I see London, I see France . . .
He's enjoying that WAY too much.
"Not by the hair of my crotchety crotch crotch!"
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
The Angry Wang does his signature move "crouching tiger hidden penis" to crush his opponent, Ricky Hollywood, and scar him for life.
Crotching Tiger Hidden Trouser Dragon.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
That guy is nuts
I smell London, I smell France.
Another tragic death in wrestling attributed to suffocation from stale edible underwear.
Who leaked the Bruno cage fight from Fort Smith AK?
Uncle.
-And, while Hiro was down for the count, Maru took liberties with Hiro's crouching tiger/hidden dragon.
The patented "Scrote Sweat Smother" never failed to crush any opponent.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
It was a TKO...problem is, we don't know which one came first.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Hulk Hogan said it was really no big deal that he gave the mole on Nick's penis an inspection with his mouth since he had changed Nick's diaper as a baby.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I love the smell of defeat
====If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in 'queer' to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."====
-Not a caption but MichaelK, PLEASE get the vid clip of this!!!!!