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Yes, I am still suffering from the terminal disease known as CarrotTopalitis. There's is nothing that can be done. I have a severe unnatural obsession with a mutant science experiment. I don't even know why, because I've heard it through the cherry tomato vine that Carrot's stick looks like a baby carrot on a pile of saffron. I don't care. I'd bounce on that mini carrot until it turned into baby food.
I am fully aware that he looks like Jackie Stallone on roids. Scratch that. I think Jackie is already on roids. Jackie Stallone on A LOT of roids.
Blame my disease. The fact that I'd let Carrot Top go fire balls deep is enough to have me institutionalized for the rest of my days.
Here's my favorite fire crotch leaving Dan Tana's in Los Angeles last night.
Wenn
Bret Michaels called. He wants his eyeliner back.
It's the eyeliner....he mezmerizes us all. Beware the power of the ginger.
Seriously..I'm digging the outfit. He looks like HOWDY DOODIE right down to the rope belt and 1950's levis and shirt. It would be hot to be done by puppet peenies.
The size of that biceps is impressive. The mroe I look at him, the more I like him. He's so weird, there's something about it.
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Cryptozoology - Loch Ness Monster, Yeti, Sasquatch, etc.
"No, I won't take fries with that and I don't want to supersize it." *shiver*
Carrot Top is what you get when you mix Lou Ferigno with Agent Orange!
www.hideNsneek.com
Why did he roid up? It's so bizarre.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
I thought the Petey "Coke Booger" picture was the worst, but Joan Rivers, ah, I mean Carrot Top might be scary enough to beat out Petey. Grody.
give it up for feathers...ohhh...and cadillac...and tom cruise yeah...
He looks EXACTLY like the monster I had under my bed as a kid. =P
His Ronald McDonald looking ass scares the hell out of me!
I like his .. .. .. um fingers.
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Exercising pointless futility.
Looking at this guy makes me throw up in my mouth.
Seriously he's "clown firghtening".
EEEWWWWWWWWWW
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 18, 2008 - 5:59pm
He is. I think where he runs into trouble at, is that he's so nasty, and he relies heavily on improv, so when he's on tv, he's got to keep it clean, and doesn't get a good jumping-off point to start a good riff on. ♥
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kizzy and Devore-- I don't think you're crazy. I actually couldn't stand the guy until I got dragged to one of his shows at a local casino a few years back. I love comedy but I am NOT easily amused. I have actually walked out on a few comedy shows in the past because they were so terrible, so he did not have an easy audience.
I have to admit, he was pretty fucking funny from start to finish. I think his stage show is much different from the shit he does on TV.
Submitted by Boozehag on July 18, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Does anyone think he looks a wee bit like a red-headed mutant Stockard Channing on 'roids?
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Mmmmmmokay....I'll buy that.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Does anyone think he looks a wee bit like a red-headed mutant Stockard Channing on 'roids? Or am I already beer-goggling? I could look at pics of his scary mug all day.
freak looks like a character out of a Steven King movie. he so creeps me out. I heard he had peck and upper arm implants...which makes sense based on how utterly vulgar his body looks...not to mention the butcher job on his face. vomitus.
I would actually fuck him too, not if his dick is small though, I want him to have a big fat fucking cucumber/carrot hybrid kinda dick.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Love Carrottop ~ thanks babe- just wanted to make sure!
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hahaha, I figured the awful spelling would have given it away. SMOOCH.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Love Carrottop ~ thanks babe- just wanted to make sure!
He looks like Ronald McDonald on meth.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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He looks like the love child of Kathy Griffin and Danny Bonaduce...
Submitted by wokawokagirl on July 18, 2008 - 11:47am.
Oh my gawd. I went to wikipedia and someone has hacked carrot top. The only thing listed is "fag". haha
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Lyer! LOL. I went to Wiki IMMEDIATELY. I am a dumba$$
The real question here is: why is Carrot-Op carrying around a dirty diaper?
Snack!
ugh the belt, the shirt, the everything, baby carrot especially haha
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 18, 2008 - 2:48pm.
LoveCarrottop ~ whaaaaat? Tell us you're kidding?
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Of course I'm kidding you silly monkey :P
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
FER FUCK SAKE...I JUST FUCKIN ATE. DYUM MK, YO BEEOTCH ASS needs to put up a WARNING ON DAT SHIT.
The sad part is how his body goes from overly bulging muscles on top to skinny waist and skinny chicken legs on the bottom.
Definitely a clear case of, "I work out from the waist up" syndrome.
Sorry but, thick, muscular legs are just as sexy as six pack abs.
@Mrs.Kravitz~ Te he. I mean, pink and red don't go together, right? It clashes and that is all I see when I look at him. Too much pink and red going on there. Honestly I have never seen his act, so maybe he is a really talented guy....
@sunny~ First off, love your avie. I was never a huge AFI fan until I went to street scene and he came out with his long hair, tats, and the hottest pinstripe pants with suspenders *drool* then he chopped his hair and I was over it. I love the long- haireds. My girlfriends and I would have died if CT had personally asked us to his show. We probably would not have been able to control our laughter and I would have ended up just laughing in his face. Horrible.
I'm right there with you, MK.....if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times......throw a bag over that head & I'd climb that tree! Although if he was behind me....... ; )
Submitted by Beeliever on July 18, 2008 - 12:49pm.
i am right there with you MK i would totally f that beasty...you know he likes props too!!!
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And by props you mean sex toys, right?! Good times!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Devore on July 18, 2008 - 2:49pm.
I guess I'm just a big ole cornball but I also think his jokes are funny.................
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You gussed right!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Love Carrottop,
Didn't mean to offend, lol.
I can't say that he gets my motor running. But if it makes you feel better, Carrot Cake is my favorite.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
LCT
you forgot to mention our mom jeans.
slacker.
my sister really, really does wear mom jeans and since I got educated at the Dlist, I snicker at her for no reason.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by wokawokagirl on July 18, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Oh my gawd. I went to wikipedia and someone has hacked carrot top. The only thing listed is "fag". haha
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LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
i am right there with you MK i would totally f that beasty...you know he likes props too!!!
I guess I'm just a big ole cornball but I also think his jokes are funny.................
LoveCarrottop ~ whaaaaat? Tell us you're kidding?
Oh, and by the way I only eat lard. No Crisco for me.
Oh my gawd. I went to wikipedia and someone has hacked carrot top. The only thing listed is "fag". haha
***shaking head*** When will people get it, a little plastic is helpful, too much plastic and you've jumped the shark.
Carrot Top is funny, especially with the props. He has got some mad skillz with funny props.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Pissin myself at "sekshooally" =))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
also a funny story when I was in Vegas a few years back I was strolling thru a hotel (wasn't the Luxor) I forget if it was MGM or what..but there was Carrot Top walking through the machines, with his hair back in one of those crazy headbands and he stopped me and asked if I was coming to his show
I had no idea who he was, so I was like Uh...should I be?
So he gave me like 5 free tickets...
Me & my friends went to the show and he was pretty funny...but now he just looks like a total damn freak
How dare all you bitches insult Carrot Top. He is the most bootiful, smartest, most giving man and you should all be so lucky to be even allowed to look at a picture of him. So go back to your buckets of Crisco you fat hating twatty-lipped hos. Carrot Top is better than you'll ever be and you're all just jellus. Give it up. You probably masturbate to pictures of him and put his face on your cucumbers bnecause your sekshooally attracted to him but are too much of haters to admit it.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
He's the reason I'm ascared of ginger.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Aphid on July 18, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I wouldn't care that he looked like a ginger version of Divine if he were just a little funny, and made me chuckle just once (and not from looking at him)
yeah, he did the Flavor Flav roast, and he was the only roaster who wasn't funny!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
but what's most pathetic is Carrot Top is making his upper body huge with heavty lifting, injections of synthol, and some say shoulder & pec implants, yet he's doing the very thing most old farts do when they build msucle.
they neglect the legs and so they look like a total freak with a huge upper body pencil legs.
what happened to this guy?
His face has that unnatural look. Has he also succumbed to the botox/surgery epidemic? It is like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Everyone in California and NYC, BEWARE!
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Submitted by tangerine on July 18, 2008 - 11:35am.
You are not an asshole. You are very perceptive and wise.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
I need some good old fashioned porn to wash away these images from my mind. TYVM.
yuck when I went to Vegas a few years ago I stayed at the Luxor and this dude's face was plastered everywhere. I guess did his stoopid comedy act there or some shit, but I just cannot stand this mofo, and it's all based on looks alone. I know, I am an asshole.