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One of my life's goals is to get my picture taken by the police department. When my time finally comes, which it will, I want to know what to expect. Do you get more than one shot? Do they say "say cheese"? Is there a little birdie over the camera? Do they give you a proof sheet and allow you to choose your best shot? Do they have red eye remover? I always get red eye. Seriously, I have so many questions.
They must give you more than one shot, because how did Khloe Kardashian end up with a decent mug shot? She needed to "smile with eyes" more. Other than that, it's pretty good. TMZ also claims she's 5'10" and 145lbs. We'll let Khloe believe that. The scale really read, "Get off me, bitch!"
Below is Khloe partying with her sister Kim last night. They threw her a "Girl, You're Going to Jail!" party. You know how Kardashian trash does it.
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khloe looks like the spawn of herman munster and chyna doll...the only thing i believe is that she's 5' 10"...anything else she says is a lie...
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145 lbs my ass !!!!!!!!!!!
That must be what she lied and put on her driver's license...
Breakdown, yeah, she kind of looks like a beast standing next to her sis, Kim,, Even w/ Kim's belly hanging over..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Just to put this into perspective.
Venus Williams, the tennis player, is 6'1", and 160 pounds, and she is slim and athletic, with no fat on her.
So Khloe at 5'10" and 145 with all that obvious poundage is a contradiction.
She's at least 170.
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All these dumb hollywood bitches need to do their full time for their careless behaviors. Paris and Nicole Ritchie's time served was a utter and complete joke! Money can buy these whores out of jail apparently, but it hasn't been able to buy any one of those walking STD's class.
sady, from experience-they tell you they're taking it, but you're so fucked up (hopefully you're not sober when this happens) that you just roll your eyes or something. this bitch knew she was going in and shizz so she was able to look decent.
You know she shops at the Big & Tall store for men, right?
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My license says Im 5'5 115. Unfortunately, thats a pipe dream. I'm thinking someone's puffin' the same pipe as I am.
My license says Im 5'5 115. Unfortunately, thats a pipe dream. I'm thinking someone's puffin' the same pipe as I am.
You know she spent HOURS primping and making the "sexy face" in the mirror to perfect her clinkshot. HA!
This beast has no shame when she's using her "sexy eyes" stare for a mugshot.
Michael K stop acting as if you haven't been arrested before. You sound like a guy whose weekend just isn't complete unless he's sleeping off tequila shots in the clink with no recollection of the previous 24 hours.
Come on, MK. We know you've got a wild side.
Khloe's half smile says "I've got a secret." That's what it looks like 2 me. How come neither Kris nor Robert K were very tall and neither are Kim or Kourtney...but Khloe is??
If I was bigfoot, I think she would make a very good mate, cept she would have to shave her mustache, that would be too much hair for me..
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Has anyone seen my hamster ?
She's 170-200 is she's a gram.
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actually I just clicked on her picture and saw it full size I'd actually say she's probably 175... easy. LIke I said I'm 5'10 and I know what 145 is and that's not it! No biggie she's a pretty girl but why lie about your weight??
If she was 5' 10" and weighed 145 she would look anorexic. Somebody'S telling fibs..
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I'm 5'10" and not 145 so i KNOW she's not 145 either... probably more like 165
Submitted by casiobeat on July 18, 2008 - 3:27pm.
no way in hell is she 5'10" and 145 pounds. i'm a 5'10" lady, and was in the 145 pound range a few years ago. i was thin as a rail, and got comments from people telling me to eat a burger.
that looks at least 180-190 to me.
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maybe she's 5'10" with heels? lol
yeah, she learned her lesson......
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Submitted by LA on July 18, 2008 - 3:43pm
And that, everyone, is why she's smiling in her mugshot. She knew she was going to be out any minute.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Bitch is already out! She served 173 minutes.
How do you get to see your own mugshot? I would love to see mine, I'm damn sure I was laughing.
The cop had been giving me smokes, it was right around mugshot time he found out I was 17 and nowhere near the legal smoking age. I think he got embarrassed cause he turned all red and stammery, being the brat I was I had a good laugh at him.
I'm not even trying to be mean but 145lbs Khloe??? Yeah right, "only if you're 5'3"".
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She's 145 pounds on the moon, maybe.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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It looks like the photo a dishonest prospective date would send you over an instant message but then when you go to meet her she looks nothing like that and you pretend to be someone else, and unable to speak English.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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no way in hell is she 5'10" and 145 pounds. i'm a 5'10" lady, and was in the 145 pound range a few years ago. i was thin as a rail, and got comments from people telling me to eat a burger.
that looks at least 180-190 to me.
she's not FAT, but she is BIG.....and only 4" taller than me.....which is why I really don't believe it.....
Sheeps, low gravity day.....lol
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Sandbitch ~ that's a hilarious reply to Sharon Oz.
Thanks for sharing!
Maybe she was having a low-gravity day?
I cannot believe that someone posted they RESPECT Khloe! In the last post of her......wtf? WHAT has this beast done to earn anyone's respect?
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Hell, I'm 4'11" and weigh 185 and I'm thinner than her!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Slightly off topic, deal with it slutz.
Kelly Hippo Osbourne spat in some poor comedian's face recently. Mrs Shazza Ozzy then fired off an email to the spat on dude telling him to "fuck off".
His reply back to Shazza:
Dear Sharon. After you had all that plastic surgery and had the fat sucked out of your thighs, why did you pump it into your daughter's face?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1035976/Sharon-Osbournes-ra...
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I think I have a new hero.
The youngest sister (not pictured) is the only one that isn't overweight.
190-225 range more like.
Why didn't she do her community service or whatever it was she was supposed to do. Or..maybe now it's just so cool to go to jail now.
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This reminds me of the time I had to buy a dress for my future mother in law. She said she was a size twelve and I had to pick my jaw up off the floor. Some people really are delusional about their weight/size. When we went to the store, she was about 10-12 inches off from closing the zipper on a size 16.
She must be a lard ass coz that is my height & weight. I'm waaay smaller than her.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Was wondering if Michael K ever got Brit Brit's mug shot? I was waiting for the group (Wonky, HoHan, Wonderstick Nicole and Brit) to be posted. That would be one hell of a T-shirt.
fucking asshole sat in the courthouse parking lot WAITING for the E! Cameras!
She's probably out of jail already......145 my ASS....I weigh 125, there is no way this bitch weighs 20 lbs more than me.....
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“Maybe I was mean, but I really don't think so; you asked for the truth and I told you..."
-Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes"
145 bitch please maybe with one foot on the scale
and thank you holloywerid now i'm going to have make myself all purrty for my mugshot when the time comes and like MK said it will come
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
MK - No, no, no, no, no and no.
Its more like "stand on that piece of tape"
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She cannot be 145...she's like TWICE the size of Kim and Kim has pushed 145 all the way to 165 herself.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
145 my ass!
No way in hell she's 145!! I'm 5'7 and I weigh 145 and I'm a hell of a lot thinner than her. She's at least 170
shit I want a copy of my mugshot too!
I could hang it up at work.
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Submitted by Jenna K on July 18, 2008 - 1:29pm.
You asked for a copy? That is hilarious. I wish I would have done the same. He he.
Submitted by angel_i on July 18, 2008 - 3:29pm.
You just know this is what all these rich bitches do at slumber parties - They dress up the kitchen staff, they rehearse their mugshot photos, and then they trade sex tapes.
angel_i, well, hot damn! And I thought looking at my naughty bits in the mirror was spank worthy!
I thought that was Mandy Moore at first. LOL
Michael! You are in rare form lately!!! Funnie stuff!!
Back mugshot protocol- I smiled in mine. They make you take one from the front and one from the side and they get ALL PISSY if you ask if your hair looks okay. I'm not kidding.
I got to keep a copy of mine, which I carried in my purse for awhile. Well! It's less permanant than a tear drop tattoo! Okay, that part I'm kidding about.