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One of my life's goals is to get my picture taken by the police department. When my time finally comes, which it will, I want to know what to expect. Do you get more than one shot? Do they say "say cheese"? Is there a little birdie over the camera? Do they give you a proof sheet and allow you to choose your best shot? Do they have red eye remover? I always get red eye. Seriously, I have so many questions.
They must give you more than one shot, because how did Khloe Kardashian end up with a decent mug shot? She needed to "smile with eyes" more. Other than that, it's pretty good. TMZ also claims she's 5'10" and 145lbs. We'll let Khloe believe that. The scale really read, "Get off me, bitch!"
Below is Khloe partying with her sister Kim last night. They threw her a "Girl, You're Going to Jail!" party. You know how Kardashian trash does it.
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Submitted by . on July 18, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Hell, this gorgeous bitch even gives "glamour shots" a run for their money.
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You just know this is what all these rich bitches do at slumber parties - They dress up the kitchen staff, they rehearse their mugshot photos, and then they trade sex tapes.
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Submitted by LoLo on July 18, 2008 - 3:17pm.
"three-head" LOL.
Submitted by xxyxz on July 18, 2008 - 3:21pm.
ha ha ha Like she would get upset with the driver of her short bus for running over an innocent squirrel and in a fit of anger, butst her feet through the floor boards of the bus and put the breaks on Barney Rubbel style. Then she would lovingly escort her mates off the bus before she hurled the short bus driver into outterpsace!
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Submitted by Granny Panties on July 18, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Your forum is not "MK approved" so fuck off, you dickwad bitch.
Hell, this gorgeous bitch even gives "glamour shots" a run for their money.
Yeah...i think they only weighed her left leg. Seriously...at 5'10" the girl has got to be closer to 180 or more.
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Submitted by Collorius on July 18, 2008 - 1:17pm.
That was funny because it is so true. And I am a little bitch and I cry every time I get arrested and I was also drunk so you can only imagine. I saw it and I was like, damn, that is awful! I don't think I have ever smiled in mine. Jail sucks, even if it's just for one night. No one should be smiling when going into that place.
Full on bitch make-up....nice. pfft.
She's got this look that says "yeah...its nice to have money...I'll be outta this place before happy hour!" BOOOYAH!!!
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She's not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She's a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
Shes in the 200 hundred range, 5'10 and looking so portly means LOTS of weight. I give her about 220
I like the way she looks except the shape of her head. I just want to be able to squeeze it because I think it would make her pretty perfect. And she could work out more. But that's a personal style thing, mostly.
Kourtney is ALMOST a butterface but her body's not that hot.
And, I'm sorry, but I think Kim's hot. Like really hot. I also think she's a twit. Just to be clear.
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LoLo
LMFAO..
Anyone with a lick of sense would be in tears going to jail. This clown looks like she is posing for a magazine cover. I hope they keep Gigantor in the chokey for the full 30 and she comes out in cornrows and chola brows.
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Please. 145lb was the weight of the rottweiler found smothered between the cheeks of her arse.
My mugshot looked like shit but I didn't go to jail wearing makeup either.
I agree, make her serve the time since she couldn't be bothered to do what she was told to do like the rest of us peons.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on July 18, 2008 - 3:14pm.
She's not ugly AT ALL. She's actually very pretty but I think people are thrown off by how different she looks from Kim and Kourtney.
Well while i dig that you dig her i must say im thrown off by her threehead and that dangerous slow kid type of look on her face.
Like the special ed kid who can bench press your car but cries at the thought of eating a ginger bread mans legs cause that would mean he cant go swimming in your glass of milk any more.
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Getting a mug shot is worse than getting your driver's license picture. They don't even say "when."
And if you are even in that situation, it's hard to decide whether to smile or not. You smile- you're a douche. You shouldn't be happy for getting arrested. You don't smile- you look ugly or look like you are just trying out some mean muggin'.
Seriuosly who the hell is this girl and why should we know about her????????!!!!!!!
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I wish the judge would keep her in there for the entire 30 days. She clearly did this for the drama and because she didn't want to go to alcohol classes and do community service. It's a hell of a lot easier to go to the clink for half a day. That's why this is so fucking disgusting. Smart, but disgusting.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
She probably had sexy times with the county dyke photographer to get a mugshot this decent.
She has enough clit to share with the inmates.
It's called a penis.
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You know the pressure was on for a good mugshot and of course she fudged about her weight. The whole world was going to be reading it. None of my mugshots came out good...lol. I was a little wild back in the day.
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you didn't mention I get a weapon!
it's ON!
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She's not ugly AT ALL. She's actually very pretty but I think people are thrown off by how different she looks from Kim and Kourtney.
I wonder if she ignored the judge on purpose to add the drama to the crap TV show.
hell, she is pretty. you can be big and pretty.
you can be little and pretty, God made us in a bunch of different packages.
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Christine Hoff ~ you could EASILY kick her ass with a rusty pipe. DListers have faith in you.
Another stupid, spoiled rich twat who thinks a mug shot is an opportunity to Vogue for the camera.
You'd think she be embarrassed to be going to jail because she's too goddamn stupid to do what the Judge originally ordered her to do.
She is really pretty imho. She's not exotic like Kim but she's still gorgeous. I wouldn't mind being a big bitch if I looked like that. Wow she was an ugly kid though LOL I'll bet she thinks her shit don't stink!
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LOL!
I'd get one good punch in, then she'd throw me down and sit on me and sing.
you know what happens when the fat lady sings.
I know I it doesn't sound like it'd be true, but I really am small, even at that weight. cause of my height and bones.
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RIP George Carlin
you know whos mug shot looks good, is that douche's from the barenaked ladies...
now thats a hot photo!
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She really lost the genetic lotto in that family. She didn't get any of the beautiful Middle Eastern features. I do think the other two are very pretty, even though most of it is make-up.
Christine Hoff & Khole Lardass in a tub of jello chick fight...the stuff dreams are made of.
DListed chicks stop teasing me!
If she were a boat, she'd be cruise ship!
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I remember a couple of years ago, I was sick and got down to about 145 and my entire office thought I had cancer and was lying about it, that's how skinny/awful I looked.
if she, with her bone structure really did weigh 145 she'd look like a death camp victim.
I mean, if you're big, own it! be true to yourself!
heartheaters, 175 is kind, but she could be around there.
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RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 1:02pm.
So maybe 175ish you think?
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
If she was a truck, she'd be an 18 wheeler.
THAT's what the next epi will be...It will be Kim surfing the net and saying: Everybody's saying you're not really 145! OMG they are ALL saying that, Khloe - come see:)
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I weight one sixty, two inches shorter than her,and to give it some perceptive, I wear jeans in eight and ten.
she's a fourteen, at BEST.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Love her, but *maybe* her left ass cheek weighs 145... Just sayin'
Submitted by Stoney on July 18, 2008 - 2:59pm.
You know the next episode of that trash show will have Kim, Khloe and whatsherface practicing for hot mugshots.
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O - *I* thought they prolly filmed that "Girl, You're Going to Jail!" Party! I was hoping anyway...:)
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Angel
same here and muscle weighs more than fat.
don't anyone get a complex from this lying bitch.
she could kick my ass, she's huge.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
You know the next episode of that trash show will have Kim, Khloe and whatsherface practicing for hot mugshots.
God, pull the plug already.
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I'm 5'4, 140, and a hell of a lot more trim than that beastoid. No chance in hell she's anything under 180, no chance.
OffT: Why the hell doesn't anyone in Hollywood wear a damn bra?! I will never understand. Do these hos think they look classy??
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Hell! I wish my I.D. picture looked that hot. Bitch is smokin in her mug. She's totally eyeing the camera guy with that, "I'll sucky sucky for a bucky." Bitch! Damn!
She's at least 160. Not caring for the Smugshot. You broke probation ho, don't smile about it! WTF Khlo!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
It's unanimous then! MK was right:
The scale really read, "Get off me, bitch!"
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Bitch please
145? on what side?
she is at least, at the very least 170.
I'm five eight, way, way smaller than her, and I weigh one sixty.
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LOL! I was just about to type the EXACT same thing but with different measurements.
I *begin* to look like that at 145, and I'm 5'4".
And I'm muscular, to boot.
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145!!!??? NO WAY! I am 'petite' and weigh 115 and am 5' 2".... Hmmmm maybe I'm not as petite as I though because if homegirl only has 30lbs on me, I must need to lose a few... *throws up lunch*
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Where's kravitz? Some 'tard done called her a whore back in crumbs.
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I imagine getting your mugshot taken would be like the scene from Raising Arizona where Hi and Edwina fall in love, "TURN TO THE LEFT".
Hate the smug look on Khloe InKarcerated’s face but love the muffin top Kim is rockin’.
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