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One of my life's goals is to get my picture taken by the police department. When my time finally comes, which it will, I want to know what to expect. Do you get more than one shot? Do they say "say cheese"? Is there a little birdie over the camera? Do they give you a proof sheet and allow you to choose your best shot? Do they have red eye remover? I always get red eye. Seriously, I have so many questions.
They must give you more than one shot, because how did Khloe Kardashian end up with a decent mug shot? She needed to "smile with eyes" more. Other than that, it's pretty good. TMZ also claims she's 5'10" and 145lbs. We'll let Khloe believe that. The scale really read, "Get off me, bitch!"
Below is Khloe partying with her sister Kim last night. They threw her a "Girl, You're Going to Jail!" party. You know how Kardashian trash does it.
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Bitch please
145? on what side?
she is at least, at the very least 170.
I'm five eight, way, way smaller than her, and I weigh one sixty.
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Submitted by choco starfish on July 18, 2008 - 2:52pm.
The more I look at her the better she looks!
Truck scales are notoriously inaccurate.
Actually, the scale said "One person at a time please."
I'll say it again... this bitch is my favorite of the KKK's. Just because she looks like more of a tranny hooker than the rest.
About the mugshot,
its not that bad.
i got banned from TMZ
i wonder why lol
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Submitted by sweetstickyriceball on July 18, 2008 - 1:49pm.
She looks like Chyna and Mandy Moore had a baby.
perfectly said
oddly, the incarcerated one is the only one I can even slightly tolerate...and she's a dumb whore for not doing some simple community service
Good thing Police Dept. now use digital cameras and not actual film.
There's no telling what unholy mess would have developed in the dark room afterwards.
The more I look at her the better she looks!
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Girl I love yo big brown eyes
And the way you shake your thighs
Actin like youre so damn cute
Let a real ni**a just knock them boots
Niiiiiiiiiiice....she's found a medium that works for her...Grainy Prison Photo. VERY nice! I'm impressed!
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LMFAO!
I ask myself the same fuckin questions
I hope you get several position
and do they have a make-up lady?
and a hair-lady?
I hope they do.
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They threw her a "Girl, You're Going to Jail!" party. You know how Kardashian trash does it.
muahahahhahaha! who does that? straight trash, that family. my family wouldn't throw me a party, they would be ashamed of me! but then again, my family has integrity and class. this family doesn't.
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"The scale really read, "Get off me, bitch!"
*falls off the chair laughing*
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She looks like Chyna and Mandy Moore had a baby.
"The scale really read, "Get off me, bitch!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Genius, MK!
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"The scale really read, "Get off me, bitch!"'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!
*pisses self*
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