Friday, July 18th 2008
Crack Is The Word!
"There are worse things I could do.....Than to smoke a crack rock or two..."
Amy Wino was back out on the streets of London looking like a broke down Rizzo from Grease. Actually, she looks pretty cleaned up. New jacket, new belt, new shoes and her crack bush is covered up. Job well done, Wino.
Wino stepped out of her crack den to visit Blaaaake in the chokey. The Daily Mail reports that he will be sentenced on Monday. He could get up to 5 years in prison. If you stick your head out of the window on Monday morning, you will probably be able to hear Wino scream "BLAAAAAAKE" over and over again after the judge finally sends his haggard ass to the clink.
I don't think Amy Woo is actually Chinese.
The title of this post alone...LMAO!!
I love that outfit on her. She makes it work. Viva la early-1960s kitsch!
I got chills, they're multiplyin'
'Cause I'm losin' control
Oh withdrawals, bite the big one
They're ELECTRIFYIN'!!!
If the British did not have London, the pound, Wimbledon, the monarchy, and Amy Winehouse, no one would go there.
www.myspace.com/triston
MK needs to be a writer on some of the boring ass TV shows out there. Damn funny!!!!
BUT NOW let's talk about the fucks that aren't doing their job-aka the paps...EVERY time they take a picture of the Crackie of Camden coming out of her home there are bags of garbage stacked right by her door. Why don't some of those enterprising paps bust open that shit and show us the better side of Amy???? Lazy ass bitches.
Sooooooooooooo FUNNY!!!! I love Grease.
Wearing jackets, in the summer? Man, those drugs REALLY screw up body temperature! Just in January, Winehouse was walking around in shorts and tank tops!
More proof, that drugs have completely taken over her brain: http://mercedes-benz.tv/en/play-582/Backstage:+Amy+Winehouse
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*sigh of relief*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Thought Blake was being *released* on Monday??
She seems to have smartened up a bit since her hairy mound came out to play recently. If that didn't scare the bitch sober, nothing will.
Amy is a true fashion icon Has anyone seen the latest NYLON mag? The models are wearing beehives. I do agree with C what's with those sideburns? I'm sorry Amy but I don't think Mutton chops will be making a comeback Or will they????
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on July 18, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Who is this monstrosity and why is she always gracing the pages of this website?
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you got a problem with her, lady?
Over futile odds
And laughed at by the gods
And now the final frame
Love is a losing game
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Who is this monstrosity and why is she always gracing the pages of this website?
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
She might look sort of clean, but that outfit is lame.
Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 18, 2008 - 4:31pm.
i'm sorry i'm kinda high it's 5:47 do you know where you weed is?
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Mine will be in my system in about 10 minutes :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
aww somebody had a shower *claps* that's right amy soap and water are you friends and look who put on some clean clothes that rights she's a big girl now yay!
i'm sorry i'm kinda high it's 5:47 do you know where you weed is?
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Oh, yeah--and Shaun of the Dead is on Comedy Central RIGHT NOW!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 3:16pm.
You'll have to break him of that. I taught him not to bite so I think he things it's wrong, but once he knows it's to get a girl then I think he'll be ok with it. You might have to teach him to only bite ONCE though or he won't have much of a wife left as the years pass.
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It's like explaining the birds & the bees, only zombie-style!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Another skanky bitch that needs to die already, I hope her and Pete Doughy are hanging out getting cracked the fuck out together and they simultaneously combust into a coma, how fucking cool would that be that they die together with drug paraphenalia spread throughout the home. Ahhhh now that be a story I'd be interested in. When I look at her pictures, I need to re-jump in the shower.
btw, brits call cigarettes "fags"
I read a while ago on the Daily Mail that she actually did play Rizzo in her High School production of Grease! They had a video posted up with her singing that "Sandra Dee" song, I shit you not. I wonder if she just straight jacked that coat from her high school drama department? hahaha...
www.myspace.com/lowenbad
What else is there to do in London but drugs & fags & beer? Everything else is too damn expensive.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 -
Yeah, I tried to tell him that he might want to find a live girl and bite her instead of falling for dead girls. If he keeps falling for dead girls, how's he ever gonna settle down?
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You'll have to break him of that. I taught him not to bite so I think he things it's wrong, but once he knows it's to get a girl then I think he'll be ok with it. You might have to teach him to only bite ONCE though or he won't have much of a wife left as the years pass.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 4:09pm.
LCT,
Yeh, good call on your part. I am worthless now.
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300 takes on a whole new meaning.
300 multiple orgasms.
300 post-coital spermies in my ginch.
300 pubes stuck in my dangerzone that aren't mine.
300 hot, sweaty, grunting deep pelvic thrusts of GB's sexy ass man hips.
300 time outs for me because I'm done.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 4:03pm.
LCT--Basil Cecil's got a girlfriend! He found her in the Passaic River and he's keeping her in the basement with him. She's starting to stink up the place, though.
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Wow, good for him! First step, dead bodies, next step, dead bodies walking!
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Yeah, I tried to tell him that he might want to find a live girl and bite her instead of falling for dead girls. If he keeps falling for dead girls, how's he ever gonna settle down?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 3:02pm.
gross, can you get her in the shower?
that whole movie, funny shit. the zombie moaning scene was fantastic.
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Technically, I could--but what's the point? She's decomposing pretty quickly in this sweltering heat we're having here. She already lost a couple of fingers! I think Basil Cecil's gonna have to find himself a new girlfriend, soon...
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LCT,
Yeh, good call on your part. I am worthless now.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
She does look like Rizzo from Grease 1
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 4:03pm.
LCT--Basil Cecil's got a girlfriend! He found her in the Passaic River and he's keeping her in the basement with him. She's starting to stink up the place, though.
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Wow, good for him! First step, dead bodies, next step, dead bodies walking!
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 4:02pm.
I love the scene towards the beginning of the film when Shaun and Ed are coming out of the Winchester drunk as hell singing "White Lines" and the zombie near them moans just at the right time.
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Dub-a-dub-a-dub-a-da-dub-a-da
*Moooooooaaaaannnnn*
Dub-a-dub-a-dub-a-da-dub-a-da
*Mooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan*
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 3:02pm.
gross, can you get her in the shower?
that whole movie, funny shit. the zombie moaning scene was fantastic.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 4:01pm.
LCT,
Damn! You figured me out! Can you just imagine it??? Dammmmmn..
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I don't know if I want to... that means I won't be able to function properly for the next 3 hours because I'll be too busy multiple-orgasming.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
LCT--Basil Cecil's got a girlfriend! He found her in the Passaic River and he's keeping her in the basement with him. She's starting to stink up the place, though.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 3:54pm.
haahaha!
shaun of the dead where they're beating the shit out of the zoombies and queen's playing on the jukebox.. best scene evha!
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Hahahahaha or when Shaun and Ed are figuring out their plan and Shaun's running with his mom and she's got that goofy grin on her face, or they're practicing being zombies and his mom is just standing there... ahahahah fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug.
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I love the scene towards the beginning of the film when Shaun and Ed are coming out of the Winchester drunk as hell singing "White Lines" and the zombie near them moans just at the right time.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oh, I remember the vampire now, you guys traded!
so cecil has a woman. interesting.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
LCT,
Damn! You figured me out! Can you just imagine it??? Dammmmmn...
Mrs K.,
It is okay! I applaud your loyalty. It's not my kind of muzak, so it is much easier for me to say "WTF??"
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 3:58pm.
LTC
I know, the zombie practice was awesome.
he has a woman? a live woman?
the vampire that lives in the basement?
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Your Mom has Basil Cecil the zombie, I have the vampire.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
LTC
I know, the zombie practice was awesome.
he has a woman? a live woman?
the vampire that lives in the basement?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Mrs K.,
You say tomato, i say tomato, um, wait....
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toe-maaaaah-to
HHAHAHAHA
I don't care if no one else likes my Amy.
Sigh.
She's like the daughter I never had and screwed up royally.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
What worse things does she do?
Blow crack smoke up her kitty's nose ala Doperty?
Pull the wings off of butterflies?
Sing?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Clarisse, is it because you want to imagine GB twat-licking for 7 posts in a row?
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 18, 2008 - 3:54pm.
haahaha!
shaun of the dead where they're beating the shit out of the zoombies and queen's playing on the jukebox.. best scene evha!
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Hahahahaha or when Shaun and Ed are figuring out their plan and Shaun's running with his mom and she's got that goofy grin on her face, or they're practicing being zombies and his mom is just standing there... ahahahah fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug.
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 18, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Speaking of zombies.....Cecil's got a girlfriend!
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I'M SO EXCITED AND HE'S NOT EVEN REAL!!
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
haahaha!
shaun of the dead where they're beating the shit out of the zoombies and queen's playing on the jukebox.. best scene evha!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Mrs K.,
You say tomato, i say tomato, um, wait....
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. - Izzard
Yay! She graduated from those pink ballet slippers!
Submitted by choco starfish on July 18, 2008 - 1:38pm.
haha. Hey there is nothing wrong with cooking up a few rocks here and there. Sings "there are worse things I could do than smoke a crack rock or two..."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 18, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Shaun of the Dead, yo.
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Don't say it! The zed word!
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It is Sit On Your Face Friday, so make sure to wear a helmet and do not giggle.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 18, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Haven't you ever seen Keith Richards?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 18, 2008 - 12:45pm.
On Topic: For those of you that like Wino's music apolgies...but...I do not think she is that great *IMO* and she clearly has no appreciation for the talent that she does have. She's a waste.
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I think what you mean is that she is having trouble negotiating all the choices she has to make.
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.