That's Right!
First of all, there's nowhere safe for your eyes to run. From the cokey snot in his nose, to the crack pox on his face to the moldy butter wedges in his mouth....it's all too much. That being said, I'd still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Anyways, an arrest warrant was issued for Dreamboat Doherty after he didn't show up to a court hearing for the second time. Dreamy was supposed to be in court today to enter a plea on charges of causing criminal damages for allegedly attacking a female pap last summer. When he didn't show, an arrest warrant was issued.
A few hours later, the warrant was withdrawn and Dreamy's spokeswhore said, "The matter has been resolved and the warrant has been withdrawn."
That's fucking right! The court realized they were messing with the wrong crackie! Dreamy is above the law and they need to realize that. They've already fucked up by putting him in the chokey for a few days and they better not eff up again. If they do, Dreamy will sneeze on them and that will be the end of those dumb bitches!
OH my ,, that pic have me goosebumps and not in a good way,,
like,, Chucky was under my bed shivers
help me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I triple dog dare anyone to give him the money shot he has his mouth open for...
that shit would rot a peen!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Oops. Double-post times.
FatMartha - Don't want to go sneezing out your cucumber!
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It's Stick it in Your VaJayJay Saturday! Put on your gloves and no sneezing.
Stick it in your vajayjay Saturday! Huzzah! Call me dumb, but I don't get the sneezing part. D:
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Hi5.
Eewww You're gonna get it, Skybitch.. And not the prize nither.. Not the prize!! *shakes head*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
*runs off with OK's tittie and posts it on Ebay*
:)
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
SkyBitch.. I thought you always told me about BlackChristmas the movie, the original one from like 1979, maybe not. Give me back my tit then..
lol
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
OK, I'm outtie. Bye, guys.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Skybitch, my feelers are alight with joy at seeing you in here! Gheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. I missed you!
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It's Stick it in Your VaJayJay Saturday! Put on your gloves and no sneezing.
Submitted by FatMartha on July 19, 2008 - 10:57am.
Looks like DebFrmHell needs a nice heaping bowl of toasted blood-boogers sprinkled with smegma.
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Hahahahahahahaha blood boogers and smegma. Fuck. I think I just peed. Hahahahahah.
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It's Stick it in Your VaJayJay Saturday! Put on your gloves and no sneezing.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 19, 2008 - 10:55am.
LCT,
Why do you insist on putting words into my mouth? I am not in the habit of calling anyone names. I think you know that.
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You don't have to call someone a name to make it flat out obvious what you think of them, but whatever. You don't think there's anything wrong with talking shit about people when you blasted them prior for talking shit about you, have fun with that.
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It's Stick it in Your VaJayJay Saturday! Put on your gloves and no sneezing.
Hi LCT & OK! *MUAH*
I got a new job, which is highly demanding and eating up all my former D hours. Miss you all.
OK: love ya, but WTF are you talking about? Black Christmas? Nice tit though, thanks! hehe
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
LCT,
Why do you insist on putting words into my mouth? I am not in the habit of calling anyone names. I think you know that.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
SkyBitch!!!! HEY!! I've been looking for you foreva. I watched the original Black Christmas finally, and I loved it. Thank you for introducing me to that, I would have never known that existed. *rips off tit as thank you gift*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Skybitch, where in the eff have you been???
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It's Stick it in Your VaJayJay Saturday! Put on your gloves and no sneezing.
TexnDork: Don't you have some male hookers to tend to? Oh, I guess even your hired help can't stand you either. Shocking.
http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=806
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 19, 2008 - 9:20am.
Deb, I really used to like you but now all you do is slam everyone in here for being such 'assholes' and calling us all 'un-funny'.
I do not think I have posted more than 12 times since the other day so I hardly think I am making a career out of Slamming anyone. And who is "Everyone"
"Unfunny" (OMG, What a HUGE slam) is what I said about your group's generic attempts at humor. Sorry if boogers, poop, and other bodily functions is not funny to me, especially since that has been your groups primary topic for days. Sanctimonious, I don't think so. Bored. Extremely.
"Asshole" is what I called one person-Kizzy-for blaming ME for the mess from JJ. Track me. I used the term in one response. One time. I rarely swear. I can tell you there are three times that I have ranted on this including swear words.
As for that JJ episode, I said that was over and done with so quit beating that dead horse with your stick.
Whether you like me or not...
Who really cares.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 19, 2008 - 10:40am.
LCT, I just don't know why he peed himself tho, and licked his vagina, That totally creeped me out.. I think that breaks a rule as a doctor. Also I bet he took his mask off when he did it, too! Skeevy!
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Well you can't vag-lick and piss-drink through a mask now can you? It IS stick it in your vajayjay Saturday. Maybe those forceps will come in handy today!
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It's Stick it in Your VaJayJay Saturday! Put on your gloves and no sneezing.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 19, 2008 - 10:35am.
TexnDoc.. that is pretty weird to say.. Nobody said anything to you.. Why would you say that??
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Because he thinks stirring the pot and involving himself in things that don't involve him makes him hot shit.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on July 19, 2008 - 10:31am.
<"I have to ask the question now of, if we're just inconvenient pains in the ass, why are you still fucking here?">
It's not your website, idiot. I feel like when I pee myself the smell is good, its good mmm I lick my own vagina good. I am the idiot.
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TexnDoc.. that is pretty weird to say.. Nobody said anything to you.. Why would you say that??
Submitted by TexnDoc on July 19, 2008 - 10:31am.
<"I have to ask the question now of, if we're just inconvenient pains in the ass, why are you still fucking here?">
It's not your website, idiot. Or yours and Michael K's. If you've teamed up, could you have him make an announcement? Then everybody can leave.
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Learn to read, please. I didn't say it was mine. Naturally, if something bothers someone as much as it seems to bother them, human instinct is to stop doing it, hence my question. But thanks for coming out TD.
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It's Stick it in Your VaJayJay Saturday! Put on your gloves and no sneezing.
<"I have to ask the question now of, if we're just inconvenient pains in the ass, why are you still fucking here?">
It's not your website, idiot. Or yours and Michael K's. If you've teamed up, could you have him make an announcement? Then everybody can leave.
Oh SNAP!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:25am.
As opposed to now, when the executive office is apparently being financed by hallucinogen manufacturers.
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Night, ESE!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 3:25am.
alright, i gotta go folks... thanks for the laughs!... see ya all in the night time!
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Your ambien must be kicking in. Nighty night. Thanks for the lovin'.
Every time I post a comment, it redirects to the picture of boogey man. It's just sooooo pukey.
Has anyone seen Cocaine Cowboys? It's this doco about drug dealing in Miami in the 70's and 80's when the economy tanked. The federal reserve bank in Miami had to stay open 24/7 and was processing 12 times more in deposits than all the other federal depositories combined. The cocaine trade kept the country going for about ten years. Too bad the pharmaceutical companies have cornered that market. We aren't going to be seeing the Eli Lily equivalent of Miami Vice on Fox in ten years.
alright, i gotta go folks... thanks for the laughs!... see ya all in the night time!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 3:18am.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:15am.
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I'm jealous.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 3:18am.
No.but damn close.
Am I waiting on line for 'Lil midget's CD to drop or what?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 3:18am.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:15am.
The pigs will be eating us! They'll have better jobs.
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I've never been eaten by a pig. I'm not ruling it out. It could be quite a thrill.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:15am.
frozen burritos... that's just what i needed the pigs to heat... aaahh, the circle of life
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 3:15am.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:12am.
If you want to breed yourself into middle management, I have 10 minutes
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What? Thought middle management had been obliterated and outsourced to china. Yeah. Count me in baby. I'm whoring myself to the banks and the tax man anyway. Besides, in case you haven't heard, they're cutting all the benefits for everyone but fucked up psychotic CE-No's and sexual harassment is now considered a perk. Bush is working hard to change that law too before he "leaves" office.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:15am.
The pigs will be eating us! They'll have better jobs.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 3:13am.
Wait, there are 'lil midgets? Are they rappers? Will they take up even less space?
not such a hot shot know it all now are ya!LOL!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 3:13am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 3:10am.
and i've been gathering pigs for methane... but that's a different story
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With all the cheap frozen burritos we'll be forced to eat, no one will need pigs.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:12am.
If you want to breed yourself into middle management, I have 10 minutes.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 3:11am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 3:07am
pppfffttt... you call yourself a minimalist?!? all i need is the vodka!... alright, maybe a 'lil midget porn
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I know. WTF? That intriques me too and La P knows it. Did you see the finger in the mouth with the all knowing look at the end? Little bitch knows he has me hooked.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 3:11am.
Wait, there are 'lil midgets? Are they rappers? Will they take up even less space?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 3:10am.
and i've been gathering pigs for methane... but that's a different story
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 3:08am.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:05am.
switch to valium... it goes a lot easier!... don't mind me, i'm drunk!
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I managed to get through university without succumbing, but Bush done did me in. I'm trying hard to forget too. I'd engage in anonymous sex with strangers, but then I might breed myself into poverty like everyone else. At least I'd qualify for the earned income credit
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 3:07am
pppfffttt... you call yourself a minimalist?!? all i need is the vodka!... alright, maybe a 'lil midget porn
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:05am.
Agree with you there, I'm studying Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome for housekeeping tips.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 2:54am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 2:49am.
Reaganomics? Seems almost sane compared to Bushenomics, doesn't it?
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Wait. You mean Bush had a plan? This was part of an economic plan? Like, he had a bunch of lazy government employees write papers up planning to run the economy into the ground faster than tommy boy runs down non-believers with Scientology pamphlets? And this shit has a name? All I'm gonna say is that WANKER GREENSPAN retired before he would have been put on trial like a salem witch. Coward.
Submitted by kiwikim on July 19, 2008 - 3:05am.
switch to valium... it goes a lot easier!... don't mind me, i'm drunk!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 3:02am.
I'm actually doing it wrong, I'm a minimalist. All I need is a fridge full of food, a bottle of vodka, and midget porn. I switched to midget porn for the smaller storage space requirements.
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I can't even think about shit like economics right now. It's too damn depressing. That REM song...it's the end of the world as we know it and....I'm taking prozac....
keeeps running through my head.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 19, 2008 - 2:59am.
don't worry, you'll get more... then you'll need a bigger place!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 19, 2008 - 2:58am.
Close enough, I'm still finding a place for my stiuff.
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